And so the mayor wasted a couple of millions and from all,
Whoever voted for him would hold five or ten thousand.
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It is oh!You’re drinking the budget and you’re being restored endlessly, that’s what I understand, caterpillar!and :)
I understand why everyone thinks programmers are wizards. These are all series. Just watched a series of "Sled", in which a guy wrote a program to search for a person by photo (!) Shit in 10 minutes! He probably has a development environment that has a built-in feature FindDudeByPhotoFuckinEverywhere..
Mother 40 years old, prosecutor, serious to unbelief, with her father in divorce. I recently fell in love.
I come from work, I read the note: "Soup in the pot, cocktails in the refrigerator. Where is the cake? My mom made the cake!"
comment on the 4g modem "This thing taught me to shake, this even dialap was not possible, but I was younger"
I told an employee at the sberbank a joke about how an employee of the sberbank comes to the mail. He was upset first, then offended. The pipet.
Here is this extreme:
I love ticking my husband in the rib area. He’s terribly angry, it’s shaking all, but it’s shaking me.
The last girl, who decided to stick to me, reflected her elbow into her chest so that she went away for a week. This is not funny and terribly angry.
Yes is. and Zanu. the wicked. No matter.
Excerpt from the 1C textbook:
"What am I doing? This question periodically arises in all who have encountered or simply interested in developments on "1C: Enterprise". andquot;
The alarm clock. I go into the room. I turn on the light. On the couch I see a sleeping husband (by the idea I had to work all night until the point, then come to me to sleep). I insulted me:
Why not in bed?? to
(Why not with me)
I am not less offended:
Because the color is not that.
I squeezed a little.
Me or the bed?
and beds.( by
Which is needed?
The Blue, the Third
After that I could not stand and woke up.
I explain: my husband is a php programmer, has been working on a large project for almost a month, and the customer has repeatedly changed the layouts and color schemes of the pages of the site.
I like fake websites.
I would like to download the book "ajax. The Bible of the programmer". I go to the link, and there I are offered to download not just a book, but an audiobook! and O_O
So I imagine how the reader, with expression and dramatic intonations, tells about the protocols of data exchange, how intrigued by the death of the variables that have been put into operation, and how masterfully wraps the script codes into incredible figures of speech, from which the tears turn to the eyes.
1 p.s. Vanguay mass upload of personal photos, etc. Somewhere on board.
2: Glucose, Anna Semenovich and Maxim Galkin?
1: Can you imagine what will be on the personal photo of Maxim Galkin?
Where to pay so that you don’t pay?
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XXX: the tester is... well, it came and broke it all again! Everything worked well!
The boy’s mother said that her borsch was the most useful dish because it contained the whole table of Mendeleev.
I stumbled and asked if there was radium and polonium.
She hates me :(
Socrates said, “In every man is the sun, only let it shine.” Good and correct expression, only I read it on the PIPCHA made at the Kirov factory.
XX: how to you Fio Brahina Ranohan Abdukarimovna
YYY:Daaa) Coca-Cola with its name clearly does not shine to find.
Food won’t ask where you were last night. Food is always happy to see you.
There is never food at home.
Good morning Alexey! I can't drag the folder to the new system block. Files of 22.8 GB
What is heavy?
4PDA, comment to the article "Google is developing a new object recognition system":
xxx: Google will have to work for a long time: for example, to recognize my neighbor - on Friday evening, and then on Monday morning!!! Two very different creations :)
Having learned to ride alongside people in public transport, malaria mosquitoes have already mastered the territory of the Southern Urals. Scientists predict that the mosquitoes will move further northeast toward colder regions, including Siberia.
Question: Do you not pay for travel? Let the drivers get them out.
Do you know the story of the Red Hat?
2: Yes, there are four...
Not considering erotic?
2: Then three...
I add :
If you used the "Find iPhone" function in the morning, then last night you definitely did it!
Especially if you didn’t have an iPhone before.