X: The problem is that this fucking module doesn’t work.
This is, you know, the most common problem in IT.

Hi, I have a share.
Y: The Dilemma
X: There is a woman but not a hunt to fuck
Y: There is a woman, but I don’t want her.
X: Thank you for the advice, I finally found out.

Monday in the morning. Why there is no suicide booth next to the workplace as in "Photos".

xxxx
It is properly plugged or included.
xyxy
This is

When communicating with Misha, you have to choose words carefully. He in WoW brought the Guild "Brothers of Steel" to disintegration by a mere innocent question "Who?".

Dear programmers with a professional holiday you - the day of the programmer! Let the code always be easy and without errors!

The xxx:
Is that what you found in this shooting? You spend a lot of money and the most precious time a bride on what. Pshik and Bach.
YYYY :
Are you spending money on vodka and whiskey?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Well, I’m not married, and corruption requires a lot of money.
A talented person needs a recharge.and :)
WOW :
The fate of many talented people, including Pushkin, teaches us that a talented person must first learn to shoot.

I thought I had the art of speaking, and it turned out they were just waiting for my breasts to come out of the dress.

Yesterday I saw how on the highway Vladivostok - Khabarovsk during the intense movement on the platform carried a metal garage, on which metric letters were written "You will fucking, I will kill us ".

Dohlik (13:58:21 13/09/2010) fucking sth with a familiar computer in repair carried I fucking boiling water ssal when opened it found a cat o_O
Dohlik (13:58:57 13/09/2010) turned out to be a cat gave birth and hid it inside the system... apparently there is very warm
Toughened (14:01:14 13/09/2010)xD

Dohlik (14:01:57 13/09/2010) I heard that there was something scratching but didn’t give special importance... suddenly the wires there or some hernia collapsed.

BomberX: I want to win
Bagheera: Where is it?
BomberX: In the Field of Miracles!
Bagheera: o_o
BomberX: We need to approach scientifically. Name the letters that are statistically most common
Bagheera: The main thing is not that, the main thing is to lubricate to Yakubovich. Cucumbers are there, strawberries
BomberX: The Waterman
BomberX: The Vader's Costume, or Master of the Chiff
Bagheera: let the cosplayer suck him out, the nursery Yakubovich will be cooler HD
BomberX: With ears.Nyakubovich

My 7-year-old daughter goes to school, not far from school and the courtyards. I accompanied her next to him on a motorcycle pushing his legs. She is afraid to sit on it, so it is. In the evening, I get a lullaby from my wife and all relatives for the fact that, in the words of my daughter, on the way to school, Daddy was riding his bike, and I ran next to him. Fuck, I didn’t cheat anywhere.

Today the girl in the news burned about helicopters: "how much will cost these lethal cars is unknown..."

One of the reviews to usb scraper: "I want to add to the kit usb-cat and usb-odmin"

The men were wearing hats. Bad sign: it will be cold soon.

Kivi (11:46:27 13/09/2010)
from the forum: "No. Bottles with tear gas do not work on dogs and drunkards, and pepper on everyone seems to work.

Kivi (11:47:34 13/09/2010)
and on mentally ill, drug addicts do not act tearful

berllin-berllin (11:48:28 13/09/2010)
Looking forward to seeing a drunk, mentally ill dog ?

Kivi (11:49:00 13/09/2010)
I am this ballooner.

I want to go to a place where there are a lot of people. Big, small, thick, thin, enchanting, sexy, strict (murr!) and categorical.
I should go to Gibbs.

That’s because you don’t drive. Whoever drives, would go there with the Shahid belt))

From Habr, discussion of the Chinese keyboard:

Thank God that I am not Chinese.
You also have the language of Sha Paddets.

<Zuzzalka>:Mada.. Previously shouted-"Magic! It is on fire!"
<Zuzzalka>:And now modestly so-"Photoshop!"

From Twitter:
Americans calculated that an average US resident swallowed 14 times a day (6 by order of the body and 8 from fear of Soviet missiles).