Father: "If you didn’t get married before 25, you won’t get married now."
I was upset "Why is this?and "
Father, sadly: "The Brains appeared"

Adblock is crazy ;)

>>In Yandex Direct on the ads would not bother the button "Just bought"

Don’t believe it is there! :) There’s a cross to close the ad and an entire ballot of several points why you don’t want to see it.)

In Austria, Syrian refugees were welcomed by pigs.

One of our teachers managed to get lost while collecting mushrooms in the forest near Moscow.
The fungi...
Standing on a tall tree, it will be determined.
P: I felt like my backbone was broken.
So popped afterwards, and popped almost straight to home.
I told this story to a friend, she says that it is characteristic to see immediately understood where to go.

Ksenia
A celebration, fellow woman! International Day of Literacy!
Elena
Thank you Comrade Woman! And you too! Today we will swim in the fountains and beat the dictionary?
Ksenia
Swimming in the blood of comrades writing "the translation of a puppy"

No, I don’t understand that logic! Why do you put two layers in half of a laminate??? That would be to beat the upper on the street, and dusting the lower. And under the bottom also wash the cloth.

In the Name of the Power Given to Me
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In Serbian, Cinderella is called Cinderella.
All life would be different if the Russian Cinderella was called Cinderella. No one feels. They say, go to work, Cinderella. No one invites to the ball, no one brings crystal shoes. Because if you are a Cinderella, you can’t be a cute fragile girl. With this name, the girl can only be a 50-year-old trickster of the gang that carries apartments in Nizhny Tagil.

Dialogue with Mom.
by Mama.Can you go to the post office and pick up the package?
Neradence: No, my friend and I’m going to the movie, I’ll come back when it’s closed.
M: With whom?
N: with A.
M: Hospade, normal people would have married and divorced three times.
M: And you are all friends...

I wanted to order rolls with a friend, we considered the menu. She brought some kind of leaflet, where to save space did not write the composition of the rolls - only the name and a miserable picture. I watched an anime seven years ago, so I can translate the names of a couple of ingredients. This resulted in the following dialogue:
- "Roll Abby"
With shrimp.
- "Roll of Toby"!
Icra of flying fish. We’ve seen it in another menu.
- "Roll of Naruto"!
Apparently with humanity.

From the news: "Roskomnadzor restricted access to 11 pornographic internet resources" - and links, links to them where?! to

There has been no pay on the card for a week. Money in the bank system is not processed and not returned to the employer's account, generally lost money in the electronic space.
Payment receipt number 404... The magic of numbers!

Coffee beans are green from nature. And roasting grains is a compulsory technological process.
I will surprise you again. Grapefruit is initially also green and requires roasting before cooking.
Hello from the USSR.
and ==
That’s the joke that they’re directly grinding them green and then cooking them. It’s fashionable to do all sorts of things.
And about the Greek, by the way, you wrote in vain.

The cape. 4 days before salary. Only chicken and milk in the house. I decided to simprovisate, stuck the chicken in the milk sauce. The uncle who went to lunch praised the “meat” in French. I have never been so poor.

When the son declares that he will become a sanitary or pizza carrier, "parental control" on the compass is useless. @Konaarm

I stood smoking in the back of the house. Children aged 10-12 are running in the courtyard.
Beyond the corner, a very puffy boy rolls out and goes somewhere deep in the yard. Nearby, some two girls start ticking his fingers and laughing. Parnisha turns and says with a voice with a whisper, an intonation like Don Corleone’s and actively gesturing:
“Yana, Yana, do you want to tell me something? Do you want to tell me something, dear? So come and tell me it in the face, Jan! And if you continue to scream behind my back, I’ll come and hit your thin ass!
I can’t stand it and start laughing. The guy turns to me, takes off his hat and, slightly bending his head, says:
Good night Mademoiselle.
Now this is my favorite boy in the yard.

I remember the dollar was still very small, it was only 6 rubles. And here he grew, and became quite big. He is under 70. I hope he will die soon.

• Kyselev: "I am proud to be on the sanctions list of Europe"

A year passed

Kyselev asked Europe to remove him from the sanctions list

Listen to...
A girl came from another city...we decided to meet...in Kursk
And here we went to the hinkal...the other girls came...I haven’t slept since night...they snapped cognac.
We sat down... led... seemed to us little... returned
Further I remember sitting in a taxi... road... standing and the driver asks the address to name
I live in Bauman if...I tell him yes I live here nearby...I work 3 stops on a troll
And then he was so delighted and said what you’re driving on... I’m 25... where you work... in general we were driving on route 25 until my stop.
I found out the stop... they came to the house... and I gave it out... I told you 3 times I brought you here... and you said it wasn’t my home.

XX: I will not send
But the salt is that his girlfriend said that the yogurt throat is a miracle in diameter like his penis.
I drank the same yogurt at the time.