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[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №9770
 10.09.2008
Quote of 6265
Am I the only one who clicks the plus or minus on the main twice to see the emoji?

I found out where it all started!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №9769
 10.09.2008
Why "Komsomolskaya Pravda" is still...
xxx: It is necessary as a thread for the modern order - "capitalist falsehood" for example.
yyy: Or "bureaucratic lies" O_o

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9768
 10.09.2008
I bought warm socks. On the label the inscription: "Russian winter - beautiful and healthy pants". Something I want to wear them... o_0

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9767
 10.09.2008
wayfar3r: A new critical vulnerability was found: a breakthrough of the admin through the bed!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9766
 10.09.2008
Tagged with: hello
ZoomKnight: Hello
Tag: tell me about yourself
ZoomKnight: a hairy, unwashed mythologue
ZoomKnight: other questions?
Are you from Kiev?
by ZoomKnight: Oga
Tagged: 0 o
Q: Did you not write in the park in October on the walls "ya wall"?
ZoomKnight: 0_o ya
From ZoomKnight: Gyges
ZoomKnight: It was hard
ZoomKnight: we ischo on the parkour noted ya parkour
ZoomKnight: On the Door
Tagged: you are
by ZoomKnight:
Ksyunka: I wandered from a pair of M+Js of satanic outward appearance, with the stone faces of those who approached me when I was sitting on the bench, who wrote on the asphalt "YA BLONDINKO", who drew a arrow on me and dropped with the same stone fucking ones!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9765
 10.09.2008
XXX is:
I got a debit card.
I call the bank.
Is the map ready?
Bank: Say the code word.
I: Eeee...
Bank: That is the name.
I am marathon?
Bank of No.
I am Dina? and Tanya? The July? by Misha? and Irek?
Bank: Nowa... How do you say... It’s the name of a lion.

I am in shock. What is the name of the lion? What does this code word have to do with? In short, full of oiaebus )))

I walked for two days in a state of deep thought. Yesterday I was stunned. In short, I don’t know by what smoke I came up with that word. But the name of the lion, pla, is Boniface.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №9764
 10.09.2008
From the game chat:
<xxx>: - Hi guy. You wherece?
<yyy>: I don’t speak English!
<xxx>: - A-a, Russia! Vodka and bears.
<yyy>: - You right, Gandon, and still Kalashnikov and Topol-M...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9763
 10.09.2008
xxx: When I press... it’s not as it should be... but before yes! ......
YYY: What do you mean? ......
XXX: Are you stupid?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9762
 10.09.2008
One girl in the knowledge of... a clique of Anka-upon. When you see it, you will understand :)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9761
 10.09.2008
Worked in the summer on the construction..Prorab issued brilliant phrases:"For the lack of a maid's ebu of the palace""if we blow and try, they will let the cock hold","you drink as you onanate";;

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9760
 10.09.2008
We sit on a pair, I and another group member decide something, the other suggests to drop, next to the group member is in a freelance position, such a dialogue occurs between the group members.

You sit here, we go.
Go out and have fun with Katie.
I need it, I’ve already had it with Blythe!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9759
 10.09.2008
Higher Mathematics, Second Course
The whole pair makes a long formula.
Writing, washing, washing and writing again.
and at the very end after "=" on the half-board draw a unit
From the back:
Fuck to fuck!
This is what you will say to me, a young man at the exam.
c) The Blue Bowl

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9758
 10.09.2008
xxx:Today I understood what a gesture is when you come to your grandmother on the clothes, and she plays progressive alpha metal from the built-in radio

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9757
 10.09.2008
Today’s children have a difficult childhood. Going out to buy cigarettes, a woman with a small child comes in. He looks at me and asks, “Mom, isn’t this dad?”

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9756
 10.09.2008
Did you see this advertisement in the subway?
Magazine "Beauty and Health"
List of articles on the cover:
1st How hard it is to be a blonde.
2nd Anna Churikova: "I am a man of the bowl"
Three 10 Reasons to Visit a Psychiatrist

It was long time...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9755
 10.09.2008
ChronoSabe^: The story just recalled when a classmate in the seventh class brought a toy to school, it was such a witch in a bowl, and when you open the bowl, she flies out of there with a scream on a sprint... So our Russian girl picked this witch, called the boy’s parents and said that he brought a phaloimeter to the school))) We learned when they just rotted up)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9754
 10.09.2008
Olivia: Hello to you!
The Ponna!
Olusic: What is your name?
Tagged: Anton
Oh yeah, I am Boris!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9753
 10.09.2008
She: Well, how can such a nice boy not have a girlfriend...it needs to be changed urgently.
Making me a bad boy? O_O

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9752
 10.09.2008
by AnnaB:
There are burning trips to Tunisia $499 11 days, good 3* in Hammamet. Departure on September 11. Lots of places.

Java is back!by :
I like it all, especially the date. I suspect that in the airplane there will be a few teens sitting...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №9751
 10.09.2008
The most important book is a checkbook.

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