Who holds the sheep, who sings the whirlwind and I have enough phrases "the doors are closed carefully".

XXX is blue.
Yyy: Leha, fucking, when you set up my computer and say it at the same time, my heart goes in my heels.

by WoW:
xxx: people, show, plywood, horns teacher
Is it the wife’s lover?

Topic: Sex without condoms
XXX: How about you?
YYY: It is normal. Two children.

XXX: What to take it?
What kind of vodka?
XXX and how much?
Zzz: The twins don’t drink vodka, I know.
XXX: Five Lakes to Take
Zzz: Take four lakes. The fifth will be over, fucking! The Heart Hears!

Vovo: After viewing the report "The Case in the Capp" about Luzhkov truly penetrated by the phrase "All shit except bees" :)

I am standing next to the cinema and the session is about to begin.
Here, with a sirene and flashes, comes a mentholic bean. Right on the sidewalk. Near the door. One comes out in shape, opens the monkey from behind, and a couple comes out from there. And the guy says to the mint: “Pasif, you picked up, Serega, you would have been so late.”
The mentions went on, and the couple quietly went to the hall.

When God created men, he probably wanted to make them a mouthpiece like cats. But there was a mistake and there was a whirlwind.

in the house of a famous singer.

When is a concert in Yerevan, Armenia expected? I’ve been waiting for a concert for three or four years.

YYY: It is very simple. Write a letter to the Minister of Culture: "Asmik jhan. The singer number 1 in Russia recently arrived in Azerbaijan. She gave two concerts in Baku. And then past Armenia - left immediately to Moscow back! How could it be, at all?Weeks will not pass, the entire diaspora will be connected, any money will be paid only if she came to Yerevan and sang twice as many songs as in Baku! and 😉

She: I am three days late.
Then there will be children.)
She: I think it’s all right.)
Then you will tell the child.
She: go shit, I’m worried... and you tell me about the kids.
We've been fucking like that for a year and it's okay for kids to be...
He: Well, once a year and the stick, as they say, shoots))

Opinions about the broad-format monitor:

Benefits: Well, as you can say, an ordinary moniker, only with the size of the screen he is not quite fine.
Disadvantages: Long horizontally and very narrow vertically.

In Starcraft on the TV in the bar, the rooftop advertisement is completely overwhelming - a sailman in a skafandra, dancing with some device, and then the inscription: "iPistol - feel the return of life" :)

<Monomah> iPistol?) I wonder who could find them?

<Neighbor_man> Clear Pen - military unit of Apple ))

<Monomah> Ugu)) On the device only 1 button - kill the puncher) All the rest the gun does itself)

< Neighbor_man> ICSID - always works ))

Only each subsequent murder has to be paid separately in iKills Store :-T

XXX is Mom!! to
xxx: the fucking advertising
xxx: I sit, I dig on the page of the girl alone)
XXX is a man’s voice.
XXX is Hi! Do you want to make big money quickly and efficiently?
XXX: I have answered stupidly 😉

syslik: and I was completely convinced that Leszka loves me as a capet, when he, before bringing me home for the first time, cleansed the keyboard.

I have only one question – do men-gynecologists watch porn?
And if yes, why then?

The Automotive Forum:
X: which jeep you would recommend to buy up to 1.2 million rubles.
Y: take 5 UAZs, anyway you will always be one in repair the other runs the third in the garage on the ready, two for spare parts. Not by Acha? It is a jeep.

The electricity has never been repaired.
Have you ever walked with a candle? So romantic

[Thank you]
I have to go for a walk

[Thank you]
Breathing fresh cigarettes

In the way of fulfilling your dreams always stands or moneylessness, or wife, or the Criminal Code.

Advertising poster of the library in Luberc: "Surprise friends - enroll in the library"