The school is scheduled for September 1. I ask :
Will you go with flowers?
I do not know...
Younger than 5 years old:
Is someone being buried?? to

What is "Yandex-Two Stones"? We can’t wait for them from Yandex Blackjack and Yandex Prostitutes yet!

xxx: I had a case... Well as a case, two years of life together.

XX: At what stage are you?
YYY: I eat
Yyy: the cake is baked
The car washes.
Yyy: in 30 minutes we will be ready to go out.
XX: Why are you eating?
YYY: at the table
xxx: not "for what", but "why", smart
YYYYYYYYYYYY
Xxx is :D

Rose of Vladivostok:

When changed in the game settings graphics from the minimum to the maximum:
My friends, I bought new glasses. Go away from me, fools, where do you share my friends?! to

Good should be with a machine, because evil has long been, at least, with a knife.

Southeast East [ 11 St. 2016 at 11:55 am:
The mystery of the century: what did I dream today? I woke up with the words, “I’m from the camp, there are Susbergs.” What it means, I, gently speaking, do not guess, I do not remember the dream absolutely. That is, I didn’t forget, but I woke up with the clear certainty that I hadn’t dreamed anything, but this phrase was in my head. All I can guess is that when I sleep, I go to a parallel world, where I go to some camp, to some Susbergs))))

1990: "Only the nerds are sitting behind computers"
2020: "Only the nerds are sitting behind computers"

>> yyy- no, this hasn't happened yet.Just this is the situation: The student comes in, well, the guard tells him - "clothes". He understood the guard and went to dress them, sat down, took off his shoes, put on his socks and put on his shoes and went inside.
yyy- No, on the one hand, I envy this man, I’ve never been in honey. institutions but still.

It was in bowling.

Yesterday in the sandbox one mom called the baby "Lesha, it's time to go home!"
Lord, what a balm on my ears, tormented by continuous Mathew, Plato, and Elisha, the simple and once ordinary name of Lesh sounded!

comments on culinary sites to recipes of dishes are like if I, for example, bought a car, said, how cool it is. And for me in the comments of the type-that car in general cool, I bought the same one, only another. Or yes I bought the same one as you, only the engine from another put and the wheels changed and I generally ride a motorbike.

I witnessed a desperate act: a cat, usually a very shy creature, took a proud step into the middle of the room, when the whole family gathered there, sat down and started to hide. In turn, looking everybody in the eyes with a bold burning look. Then she jumped up and jumped away, as if she had been spotted. Did she argue?

About the voices.

I ordered something in the online store, the courier called, the type arrived. By the voice from the phone, I expected to see a girl or teenager. And there is a two-meter-high child with a scarf and in a cushion.

In every human being there are two lambs fighting: the light and the dark.
Which of them wins?
It is better for a man to win.
•×s and×s

... the philons call themselves procrastinators, and look at you, like a diagnosis, and they don’t laugh at the diagnosis.
Neilo: I think, what kind of clever word would I find to admit honestly that I was still muddy, but sounded solid?

The Alpha Samurai.

Why did you not go to school for so long? Where is the justification document?
and here.
So what is it? “A certificate of release.” Where is this?
The amnesty, Marianne

In the 1990s, when we did not already get a poor salary, my wife, who bought milk to her young son for the money earned by shearing at night, was called the wife of a corrupt in a garrison store.

Now students are chased for matcad, I was chased for calculators, daddy - for logarithmic line, grandfather (even before the war) - for paper, in fashion was an oral bill.
His teacher told his father, say, the war will begin, and there will be no ambulance at hand. And my grandfather went to school to argue with her, presented his lineup and shouted that he had gone through two wars with her, and it is not necessary to idiotise children, but to teach things to watch.

by Kuzma

Whether in 1996 or 1997 I was on a train to Crimea. The car is flat, everything is visible. And he was carrying an active boy of 5-6 years - not a hooligan, no, he just ran, he has a lot of energy. Periodically, his mother caught him up and shouted: "She is not ashamed! I will be shown to everyone!". At first, some passengers did not understand why this woman should be shown to everyone. To which she responded with a breath: "Yes, I am Kuzkin's mother, the Kuzma of this running misunderstanding is called."

It reminds me of my youth:

It is certain. After a day, and especially after half an hour, it makes sense to go standing. Sitting is easier to cut off and sleep your stop.
Half a day is a day’s duty plus a day, not a tar for liquids. by red.) is

I worked from 6 p.m. to 6 p.m. (yes, only half a day) in a 24-hour pizzeria as a cashier, then went home for one-and-a-half-two hours in the subway to my fuck... I often woke up halfway from home, because the train stopped at the end and went back. Shit it!! to