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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36687
 29.09.2010
What was Pascal’s name?
Z is...
Z is turbo?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36686
 29.09.2010
I'm making a big movie with torrents. There are few speeds and no speed at all. For two weeks, while up to half a week, I learned their schedule as their schedule - one includes a computer late morning and at lunch he is no longer there, the second sits maximum until midnight, and the third, obviously, is robbed all the time until he is robbed online...It feels like it’s time to give them nicknames, as if they are not strangers.)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №36685
 29.09.2010
I want to have a status on Vkontakte: "I am happy with him" (updated 50 years ago), and on the wall the inscription: "Grandmother, with a golden wedding you!"... and I am still online

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36684
 29.09.2010
I have been on the job market for six months. Approximately once every 2 weeks it is necessary to come - to note, to show work, that nowhere without a fireplace did not work. He came today. In the corridor, I was pulled out of the "exchange" - "you also understand in computers, help to drag and connect one computer. "Well, sadly not there. Helped, dragged, connected, adjusted the printer, in the course of another few little things corrected. And then ask to move the second computer :) Okay, let's move this too. All about it was about 3 hours. And then they ask me, how long do you still have to stand? I have been standing for six months. You will be with us for a long time. I heard, I found the job of an admin coming. It is free, snoop.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36683
 29.09.2010
Do you do it tomorrow? If you don’t want to come, I’m bored to be sick.)
Q: Does the disease inside you tell you that it wants new victims? O_O


[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36682
 28.09.2010
XXX is all. The inner form of the word, say... A type of raw oak – because it can be eaten raw. Or there is a cucumber - because it cucumber - cucumber, sound imitation. And in other languages, the raw-eyed nifiga is not a raw-eyed, and the cocoon is not a cocoon! In Norwegian, for example, it is probably called somewhat leverage-drop. Arbrbrum is some...
yyy: Well, maybe they have cocks like that) And in Norway, argrbrumr is also a sound imitation of cocks)
XXX is...
Cucumber, how long do I have to live?
AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! to
YYY: O_O

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №36681
 28.09.2010
Commentary on News:
"Manager persuaded the robber to take money into credit"

I have a bomb, I have a bomb!
If you had three bombs, you could rob more banks. What about taking the missing funds under guarantee of the bomb you have?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36680
 28.09.2010
See also Ave Luna (22:44) :
Sitting at Natasha

See also Ave Luna (22:44) :
Alenka looks at my cloth and asks: Will it be?

See also Ave Luna (22:45) :
Well, let me ring joyfully that it will be a shell of 33 big and 20 small motifs, almost everything has been bound, it remains to sew them, tie them with a net, make brushes and tear them up with pearls.

See also Ave Luna (22:45) :
They smoked me for 20 seconds with David Blane’s gaze.

See also Ave Luna (22:45) :
Then they issued:

See also Ave Luna (22:46) :
Yes, now you see that you have no boyfriend or sex.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36679
 28.09.2010
J: A Negro came to me in Texas to beg. I started with the words "Mem, I’m not a Chinese".

J: There is nothing to object...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №36678
 28.09.2010
I have killed you ?

D&G jeans are only worn by metrosexuals.
What are the sex meters? Uncomfortable, through the holes will fall out.

Fly_Mouse

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №36677
 28.09.2010
Comment on the photo from the series entitled "Glamour for fools":

The horizon is on the floor, frog!!!by 1111

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36676
 28.09.2010
What is the name of those who write the virus?
The Peders)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36675
 28.09.2010
The first is a mystery. There is an elevator in the 12th floor house. On the first floor only 2 people live, from floor to floor the number of residents is doubled. Which button in the elevator in this house is pressed the most?
The second floor?
Exit or Entrance?
Fourth: I am more concerned that there are 4,096 people living on the last floor...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36674
 28.09.2010
I’m good when I eat or sleep.
I like to eat and sleep.
AksiomA: So I like to be kind.
Aksioma: So I am good!
Sokrates is defeated!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №36673
 28.09.2010
ARMaDon: Tell me, all the animes are so frozen or your brother’s electricity?))

SaikaTS: What happened?and :)

ARMaDon: Yes, a couple of days ago we were at your country and we talked about the real effectiveness of the Surikens in battle.

Issues of Issues (7)))

ARMaDon: Overall, he stated that he could break through the door in the warehouse with a surricane. We fought for beer. This psychic entered the warehouse and closed the door, a few seconds later, along with the door, the canalization lock O_o

ARMaDon: And he said that the Russian surikens can also subdue tanks)))

Saikats: ^_^


[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36672
 28.09.2010
From the tape:
A drunk passenger of the flight "Simferopol-Yekaterinburg" made a debush in the air and broke the arm of the flight attendant, throwing in him a litre bottle of alcohol, the steward also received a brain shake. During the flight, the passenger drank alcoholic beverages, did not respond to the observations of the boarding guards and repeatedly tried to get out of the plane at an altitude of 10 thousand meters, because he thought he was in the bus.

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36671
 28.09.2010
Kopanda: I escaped from my cage today. 2 times.
Kopanda: Both times I haven’t seen him do it, and I still don’t understand how he did it.
Kopanda: the second time she took into account past mistakes and hid from me much more successfully, and in the end even bitten
Masha 18: What a lovely :) I love the harks :)
Nice city, you translated the topic.

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36670
 28.09.2010
I realized that I have no future with the guy, after his phrase-of all Russian rock I only listen to Leps

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36669
 28.09.2010
xxx: :-) I have the RME certificate by the temptation
yyy: I know it :)
I have a girlfriend :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №36668
 28.09.2010
A website for cooking:

A rabbit in beer with olives
Main ingredient: Bird o_o

A rabbit with beer, a proud bird.

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