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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №9750
 10.09.2008
In the city of Minsk there is a regional institute for the improvement of teachers' qualification.



I was sent there once. It was in 2007.

I come and see right from the main entrance, hanging posters and others.

Colorfully decorated slogans "MOIPK -65 years". A type of anniversary

The institutions.

Well, I teach mathematics, by the way. On the automate 2007-65 = 1942.

The puppets! I delighted my colleagues with this surprising fact. People

and amused. Comrade Hitler opened the Institute to promote the

The qualification of a Soviet teacher.

Lectures were also more fun. Younger teachers, younger teachers

Interested in whether colleagues from Germany will be invited to the party.

Will the monument be opened to the then mayor of Minsk Gaulyator of Cuba, etc.

Comrades Methodists first surprised, then checked the deduction in

Their faces and columns became thoughtful. One of W. The department said

The war years are not counted. But to answer,

Why other events such as the Day of the City do not use this rule,

could not.

The next day, the hints of the upcoming feast of the feast were ignored.

In 1937, they were told an anecdote about Stalin.

Later, they told me that the anniversary was dedicated to small

funds, will be the Minister of Education and, possibly, himself, and then

Damn, mathematics... And start digging when the institute is actually

Opened...



In 2008 he returned to the same institute. On the stand

Historic inscription "Our institute is over 65 years old". M is no

You will touch.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9749
 10.09.2008
What happens to a woman once a month and ends in 4-5 days?

The husband’s salary.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9748
 10.09.2008
From Foreign Forum
Svistulka: "The RAND Corporation, which conducted a similar simulation, believes that Germany does not want to get involved in the war", of course, does not want to. Or on the luxurious sides of the Reichstag (forgive me, the Bundestag) will appear the inscriptions "Translation!", "Yah tanko twentieth" and "Nemcheki, you are abidelis?".

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9747
 10.09.2008
Boo: mda... our megauser, for what we helped him, replied "thank you"
I answered this letter:
"The slaves were helping." :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9746
 10.09.2008
From Contact:
Alinka “*°•.♥.•°*” Orange left the group "GIRLS WHO DO NOT GET ON FIRST DATE".

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9745
 10.09.2008
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: Do not stop
xxx: the
A kind of laughter prolongs life, but the shit specifically kills a lot of time.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9744
 10.09.2008
Nalmon: At night I ate a fat fried chicken, at night I was sick. The husband slept next to him (he did not sleep for almost a day, wrote his diploma). He heard and asks "what happened", I tell him "what’s wrong with me, it hurts me" and he gives me "you probably didn’t enter the password", and continue to sleep O_o

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9743
 10.09.2008
I visited a friend in the village. He accompanies me, I tell him that apparently his family did not like it. The friend says, “They love you – they wanted to drink tea, they gave you sandwiches on the road, they told you to eat on the road... I get bored, I chase that it’s not love at all, love is not in this and all that.
In the evening, on the road to hang terribly wanted, I sit down the wicked, the mother of all in the world.
Well, I open the bag, get the butter, start to grab, and on the fourth butter I feel: LOVE...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9742
 10.09.2008
I watch the news on the first day.
News: Successfully completed the training launch of the Topol-M missile, the missile hit a conditional target, etc.
In Ukraine, a large warehouse of ammunition is burning.
Editor of Respect

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9741
 09.09.2008
There are fewer and fewer normal people.
Survey on the forum:"What kind of condoms do you prefer?"
The first genius answer- "Phuy in which to shake"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9740
 09.09.2008
topic in the forum. I liked the question...

..."Someone has fallen into this situation. She learned about her mistress. Probably grabbed in the phone and called her, loaded. How to get her back now? She does not answer SMS, does not take the phone! How to get back the mistress?and "

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9739
 09.09.2008
I bought a new drive yesterday. I chose the drive, well, and I show the seller what drive I need, I chose the SATA-shiny NEC, and I say that the shelf is needed for it: information and power. I get a drive, shuffles. I am paying. I go. I sit in the car, look at the slides, and I understand that the information book was then given under the IDE.
I go back to the store, I say that I've been placed under IDE, not under SATA, the seller thinks a few seconds, and gives a genius-filled phrase "So they are equally worth it!".
I found nothing to answer...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9738
 09.09.2008
Lohmaty
This is a delicate question :-[
It was yesterday, eh?

Hlomzik
Oh... what?
Do you remember anything? and ;)

Hlomzik
They drank, took pictures, and then made calyans.
Nothing like that)

Lohmaty
and ah. It is good that nothing :)
Why is it fun to fly to the office, and at the same time focusing on trying to determine what worries you more: an hour and a half late to work or the fact that you can't remember the whole second half of the night.

Hlomzik
))))))))

Lohmaty
That would still be small things. In the morning, when I jumped out of bed and broke up to gather, not cut into my backpack.
But the shit on the doorstep of the office I suddenly gathered that from it in the whole of some Indian northeastern monsoon oreth... %)

Lohmaty
I appear all in the soap in the middle of the day in the office, and because of the back I have the whole fiss spread "iner-maaa, iner-maaa, iner-maaaaa"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9737
 09.09.2008
Reply to Phone:
The phone has everything you need. The model works perfectly: Wi-Fi, bluetooth, voice set (by the way, plus a big, there is no need to record anything in advance - the phone itself will read everything and then understand; the voice set works even in the underground train!Office, VoIP, in short, no calls. A smart model, even smarter than some security guards on parking lots.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9736
 09.09.2008
Q4: Assessment of Spam
Hello, my name is Christina, I am 7 years old and I am dead. If you don’t send this letter to 15 people within 10 minutes, I’ll stand on your bed with a knife and then kill you...what’s good if you send a letter to all 15 people, one person will call and say he loves you. You have no right to break the chain.
Q4: I was rattled
by K4: =)
Tagged: to be
Category: Ahtung
Did you send it as written?
K4: Not to go.
I am Shao Ipanulso
Tagged with: rofl
I want to see a dead girl.)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9735
 09.09.2008
Listen, what can be considered a betrayal?
2: Well, if someone sees your member, it is betrayal.
1: this is what it turns out, I regularly betray my wife in the sports hall with several men in the shower.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9734
 09.09.2008
Skype is 10 years old! He has anniversary! Send this message to 10 contacts. Your image will have a golden frame. You’ll get new smiles!”

YYY:...and I will have a bigger cock, a bigger bitch, and the press will become so sexy that the ticks will be pulled... I will learn to fly and many other wonders will happen to me...
c) Cock

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9733
 09.09.2008
and bleak! Just watched the announcement of the apartment!
One of them killed!!! to
I will rent a room in Kiev (Red Branch of the Metro). Women up to 30 for sex. The length of your stay depends on you. Photography is mandatory.
andquot;

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9732
 09.09.2008
Jon is
Cube, pyramid, ball, cylinder, what else can be added? There is more room for the button remains and reduce the window linen

Scorpion
The Tea ?

(Whoever has opened 3dsmax will understand)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9731
 09.09.2008
From Asha
XXX What is there? and :-)
Then came the evil uncle. It fights.
XXX What do you need?? to
He does not argue with us, he does argue with us.
YYY is a sleeve!

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