I had a strange girlfriend. is complex. In my opinion, it looks very even good, but cleansing itself is scary. She very much wanted to get married. She seemed to have an obsessive idea. When she broke up with one of her gentlemen and he did not answer her calls, she guarded him at the entrance for several hours.

Well, I called her one day on the home phone some guy and began to say all sorts of nonsense, such as: "fuck in the entrance", "do you wear clothes" and so on.

At first she got angry and put the phone on.

This guy calls for the second time, and she says to him, “Let’s meet.”

He doesn’t seem to be used to that, and says, “Why?”

She said, “Why why? Maybe we will love each other and get married. “Are you my destiny?”

He began to repeat his mistakes again.

She says she needs to meet again, and if she succeeds, then to create a family. And that she’s getting married, and he’ll probably fit.

He said he hadn’t even put his phone on now. My girlfriend was obsessive.

Calling for the third time. Only when she began to say she needed to meet, he put the phone on. He did not call anymore.

I say, “Why, and if this would agree?”

She: “Wouldn’t he agree, I’m not interested in anyone, and then, suddenly, the fate is true?”

Anyone can crack on anyone.

Today I got rid of a Gypsies in the electric car. I have everything.
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Today, there was a small talk about work at the workplace:
How was the weekend?
Wake up...

Speaking of names. Talk to my daughter:
D: When I have a girl, I will call her Barbara.
What if a boy?
D: I don’t know...
Name: Call Me Cousins
D : Why?
I: Then we will have a real opportunity to show everyone Kuzkin’s mother.
And then I thought, really, I have never met any Kuzma.

You can now register for a doctor’s appointment on the Internet. It is convenient)
The only problem is that there are no doctors.
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There are people whose voice until old age sounds young - you do not see who is speaking, in life you will not think that it is an old lady or an old grandfather. My grandmother, for example, had this. She taught and read lectures to large audiences before her retirement - maybe a professional feature, or maybe, and purely anatomical, I don't know.

In general, the grandmother was already under 80, looking quite cheerful, but the first changes in the brain have already begun (if you haven't seen it - I'll explain: they start slowly, smoothly and with short attacks, you can not notice the mess for a long time until it takes large forms). One of the fun was to complain to interlocutors - neighbors on the bench, sellers, hairdressers, etc. The terrible relatives and their evil deeds.

In short, it turned out that even in the frank nonsense, clearly contrary to reality (we did not visit for six months and went to America, and grandmother was dropped, although the neighbor Nina Pavlovna, who is told of this, personally drank tea with me yesterday), easily and readily believe if it is not echoed by a classic whistling old lady's voice, but a vivid and almost virgin.

After hearing Pelagia singing, he fell in love with the Russian folk.
BANO; hearing one night Petrovich swinging under the window, forever hated the Russian feast.

I am a parasitic fighter. When I need to spray the room, I ask people to go out. Chemicals are dangerous to life. Men usually say they are cool and are not afraid of anything. I add that there will be diarrhea. They say, why didn’t you warn me? And so every time.
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From the story of his father, the case at the Institute at the military department. (P-teacher, former army officer, C-students)
Q: Comrade students, how will you determine your location in the forest?
A: By the mouse.
P: There is no MHA!
C in the sun.
A: There is no sun.
A: From the trees.
There are no trees!! to
S is...?
Q: On the map and compass, comrades students!

>>... by the name of Anna Maria. Here was Maria-Annabella in our spaces. I imagine what will happen when they grow up, become solid aunts and need to address them by name-fatherhood.

I know a young man named Sergey-Gavril. What will be the paternity of his children: Sergeevich-Gavrielovich or Sergey-Gavrielovich?

... and now imagine Maria-Anabella Sergeevna-Gavriilovna Grybochek-Borovichok.

It was the third day of my cold. The strawberries were exhausted in the morning. I had to go to Peach. I hope I can try the cherry in my own juice.
and #165

There is to happen - bringing to suicide. This article applies to any order of the Government of the Russian Federation.

The course on the second or third for the holidays had to go home on the upper side shelf of the plateau, with normal tickets I flew. He entered the car and found his side. Behind me was a 70+ old woman, thin, slightly trembling. He said goodbye to her, put his bag on the shelf and went to sit with friends at the other end of the car. Coming back to sleep closer to 24, the old lady was all awake. I wish her a good night and went to sleep. My weight at that time was 85 probably with a height of 192.
I wake up in the morning and see an elderly woman sitting still more trembling. There was a similar dialogue:
Good morning to you!
and good. My dear, I held your shelf in my hands all night, afraid that you would fall and kill me.
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This scandal will show once more that the fight is with Russia, not with doping. They did not carry the "flag of Meldonium".

That shit is a word to hide.
This story happened to Caesarevich Alexey around 1910.
He was driving with his teacher in the car and saw the word fox on the fence.
I asked what it meant.
The teacher replied that there is such an Ukrainian verb to hide, that is, to hide, and this is a command form. But this is a popular word, and Caesarevich should not use it.
Tsar Nicholas II then gave him a medal for ingenuity and said:
Fuck in your pocket!

3dpavcvyte! Where can the day of the gods of Mocka be the day of the apticts of shancoon?
by Alexey Yl. Enepgeticheckaja, d.3, FCU CY3O No 2 FCYH Poccia.

ххх: I have a question: how does the guide relate to the fact that in the operational anesthesiologists use tablet computers or laptops?

WOW: There are no prohibitions. The main thing is not to catch Pokémon in the open stomach.

The cat raises the leg on the couch with a pot to flow the nails.
I catch my bad look.
He slowly pulls off his leg.
I think for a second.
It begins as meeeedleness, without looking away, licking out.
Well, I said, I thought about it at all!
and #960;

Not in money is happiness, but in not owning it to anyone.

Let’s tell the men who walk around the city in camouflage clothes that we still see them.