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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9730
 09.09.2008
It was a long time ago, I just bought a computer.
I come home, he is in pain, the computer is dead, does not load... I turn on, hangs on a greeting... I ask: what did I do with him? I installed antivirus...which one? he - no.. casper and nod.. i - da yopi.. overload the computer in safe mode, remove the node... he - zainkaaa, and maybe Dr. Weber remove??? O_O

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9729
 09.09.2008
Arf: There is a belief that hamsters live for four hundred years, because I don't have any of my acquaintances who had a hamster died of old age.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9728
 09.09.2008
M: You... you’re ignoring me... I don’t know what to do. I’ll fall from the roof or cut my veins, I can’t live that way! Why are you ignoring me?! to
I: Sweatshirt, you got me! Put your suicidal thoughts in your own ass. How much can I spend my nerves on you!
M: Why are you spending your nerves on me? You have to ignore me!

O_O

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9727
 09.09.2008
Recently got a job as a Sisadmin, and for the first time in his life on the subconscious level began to swipe a sweater in his pants.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9726
 09.09.2008
Odmin - according to the Russian folk beliefs, a child replaced by a devil or a witch. Odmin is considered a crying, ugly and ugly child. There is a story that one woman, on the advice of the nurses, took Odmin to a wicked place and began to cut him with a wreath. The witch then brought the kidnapped child and took her own. In order to avoid the crushing of the child, the young people light a candle at night from the birth of the child until his baptism. Similar beliefs are also found among Great Russians, Poles, Czechs, Latvians and many other peoples. And in Germany, they fear that the newborn will not be abducted by evil spirits. In England in the 16th century, the belief was widespread in the possibility of replacing a child with an elephant. See also N. Sumtsov, "Cultural experiences" (No 81).


[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №9725
 09.09.2008
and Chase:
Welcome to (:

The Blonde:
Why do you write smiley?

and Chase:
I like it, and what? and q-

The Blonde:
How did you turn R?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9724
 09.09.2008
She was recently in the hospital with her little one, in the children's room.The playground and equipment, of course, is not the first freshness. I see a high school girl trying to turn on a children’s movie. I watched for a while, I don’t understand what the problem was, then I guessed.
The girl, I say, is a video cassette, not a disc. I have to turn back.
The girl was so surprised, she didn’t even suspect it.
I immediately felt so old.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №9723
 09.09.2008
Thoughts are not horses, they are not taboo.

Nick Blue

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №9722
 09.09.2008
Winter 2001 (maybe 2002, I don’t remember exactly). We studied at

evening department of the Lake Branch of MIFI.

As usual, after the meeting, we met with our colleagues. All men are adults.

27-30 years on average, respectively, gave quite strongly. Engaged

Talk about who will push out the giraffe 32 kg more.

One comrade cries, "I press out 13 times", the other, healthier, does not believe and

He claims to push no more than eight times. The word for the word was called,

Give me a double!

I say to a friend - there is, but I have home, and you will pull it yourself.

It should be noted that my friend and I lived at different ends of the street.

Comrade at the end. The street is not long, some 10 minutes walk in one

The side.

gathered and went. They came to me without adventures, took a giraffe. Koriak

First I picked it up as a bag. It was enough for 150 meters. Further pulled

On the shoulder, with two hands, and almost a wool. Wet, damp but hot.

Approaching the house, the root of the giraffe suddenly tries to turn on the stairs

And in the straw. I stop him, I ask why to cross over the swarms, on the

I got the answer – I went there and there, I said I know where to go.

You know so you know. I walked another 50 meters on the sidewalk before entering, and

to the Comrade. Wait 10 minutes, 15 - no root. RJM was taken along with

by Girey.

I decided to go out to see. Looking around, there is no one.

A small explanation - the comrade with whom we walked lived in Khrushchev, whose

3 (three) pieces in a row, and in the last in the course of movement

The third entrance on the fourth floor.

I approach the neighboring (second) house, I hear the door knock, I see

The swinging body moves from the second entrance to the third.

I approach the entrance, open the door and tell you that the house is not that.

Grochot giri, on the second floor level. I get up and see the picture.

The roots are sitting on the stairs, wet like a mouse, a hat in the hand, almost sober.

Giraff next door. And this creature says with a sad voice: "I have two entrances before

The fourth floor has passed – there is no iron door anywhere!” The houses are wrong.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №9721
 09.09.2008
A woman dreams a nightmare at night, she screams loudly and wakes her husband.

What about you, dear? He is asking.

I dreamed that people were chasing behind me, and in front of me.

It was a gap. I had nothing to do, I jumped.

She flew down. Fortunately, I managed to catch up with a tree.

from the rock... and then I woke up.

You see, you have been saved. Now you can let the tree go.

http://www.russianmontreal.ca/index.php?newsid=304

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9720
 09.09.2008
XXX: Did you put the window?
YYY : Yes!
XXX: What about Nero?
YYY: Fuck it, yes!
XXX: And the Russifier put it on her?
YYY: No, swallow, only the Uzbekistator! There is a Turkmenistator!! to
XXX: O_o

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9719
 09.09.2008
One acquaintance told me. She has two daughters. The older 6, the younger 5. The little girl in the garden:
Which dress would be more beautiful to wear so that you like it?
The Senior:
What a dress? Show him your naked face and you will like it right away!


[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9718
 09.09.2008
I read the item "If you lag behind the group", the beginning just killed me "it’s sad..."

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №9717
 09.09.2008
Matt an-Pied explains some h*r, and in white language
No one can understand what it is all about, and then one guy cries out:"Bl*! I should have been taken to the army!and "

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9716
 09.09.2008
“But I thought tomorrow evening on the couch and then I remember that tomorrow evening I’ll have you.
I am the most important sofa.
So much for you without a couch.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №9715
 09.09.2008
Oksana Nikolaevna
>> and I am
Oksana Nikolaevna
>> coffee and tea
and Cantus
<< Hoyace, Godzilla

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9714
 09.09.2008
A friend recently showed me.
I call him, please change my voice.
he comes with flowers, all business such, when the question is "and where is the setup disk?", he makes a very surprised look, the answer just struck me...." and I thought you understood everything........"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №9713
 08.09.2008
and André:
Do you paint your lips?

The Innocent:
and sometimes. I do not like

and André:
Me too

The Innocent:
Do you paint your lips?

and André:
I just don’t like when girls paint them.

The Innocent:
Do other girls paint them? O_0

and André:
Dude is stupid

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9712
 08.09.2008
Jax: A cute girl sent pictures, I open. And after a second, I catch myself in the thought that the first thing I look at is how comfortable they have the lock made - the twisted pair under the carpet is hidden unnoticed. It’s time for vacation, right?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9711
 08.09.2008
Barsuk-man: I realized that it didn’t make sense to encrypt with cigarettes from my father when I found in my pocket in the morning instead of a pack of Dunhill, and a full, half-empty Bond...

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