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Title: Looking for a Husband
Moderators, please delete the post. I changed my mind.

HHH
It smells like something in the kitchen, I ask my mom what it smells like.

HHH
I have cat feet.

HHH
and?? O_O

WOWU
Scratch *

HHH
It turned out to be cooking chicken feet, but they are for cats.

Yyy: Normal striptease girls get out of the cake. Not the fucking stuff you put on.
The rough Chelyabin strippers come out of the cake with strawberries.

XXX is Hi. Have you been far in Amnesia?
YYY: not very
yyy: interferes with the brick wall
xxx to tell?
Yyy: which I hit in the first half hour

Why do everyone call me a Terminator?
Noah, because you are a fighting girl.
She: But I don’t wear a shirt!

From the culinary forum about Japanese cuisine:

A lot of things, but where do you get Nori? And ginger with wasabi is not in the shops.
- People who do not sell in the shops nori, ginger and wasabi!!!! How did you know about the existence of the Internet???? to

Today in the news: Two American pastors burned two copies of the Quran. Two American pastors burned two copies of the Qur’an.

by Jekyll:
My girlfriend was pregnant, went to the ultrasound, wanted a girl. Called Wick, he asks
How is my viagra?
The Vicky? You have eggs on the entire monitor.

A colleague (yyy) is late to work, dialogue in the corporate chat:
Why are you late?
I was looking for socks.
XXX is clean.
YYY: They are the same!! to

Woman (00:19:01): To the wicked
Woman (00:19:03): * tomorrow
Female (00:19:04): fuck
Mothers of Mothers of Mothers of Mothers I haven’t roasted so long ago.

The Lion:
When will my photo be there?
and Anastasia:
Ohhh :D you need to find a room where you can pour flour and roll in it naked)) and grow strawberries)))
The Lion:
How Ahuenny formed the answer "never"))) Never heard of this :D

Jee: Now I hear from the kitchen: "Max, hold yourself in your hands! Max, put the chair in place! Why do you have a knife? Spit out the cat!and "
Jee: Max is our cat... Sereza is my father... In the kitchen, except for them – no one...)

Have you watched "Summer"?
and no.
Do you think this movie is cool?
and no.
Go out for me! I am serious!! to

She: Thank you for a pleasant time. for everything! Good luck to you! Now there is no obstacle to pursuing... and then life is not so long. You cannot suddenly
He: Ugo... He went looking for the sausage in the refrigerator. I probably won’t find. Because I didn’t buy it. Because I did not want. I do not want now. I will go search anyway. Still, there is a chance, though very small, that there is an uncovered sausage in my refrigerator.
She: Are you okay? Do you buy sausages?

My first love was Xusha, a girl angel. There was only Rh from the negative. c) The heroin

After a general 1.5 hour cleaning in the room, the dirty object in it is you.

A real baumane for 1 d/s writes 3 pencil and stacks a set of pencil(s)

If a gay claims that 2x2=4, he is right, even though he is gay.
yyy: if a gay claims that 2x2 = 4, then he is a gay, despite the fact that 2x2 = 4

YYY: What is it? Abandoned you? Why is?
He doesn’t like my "emotional fight". I'd fuck his big sweaty man - I'd watch him not cry after sex.

A guy with a girl recently dating, lying on a guy's bed in guests.
She: Do you love me?
He is: Yes
Will your parents love me?
He: I do not know
The girl, takes the bag, says "you can’t carry me" and leaves)))