How beautiful you are today, mmmm, I would have married you!
YYY: Do not say nonsense! I know you just need access to my Playstation %)

How I love our country. Putin came to Chelyabinsk, walked around the houses, there people complained to him. Give local authorities a hint. Authorities overnight made a beach, put umbrellas and couchbeds. By the evening of the next day, the people were swimming in umbrellas, crushing the woods and going home.

Father (P) is lucky in the wheelchair of his son (C) who is just learning to speak:
Q: Tell me Dad.
C is be-e.
P is daddy!
C is be-e!
Q: Daddy and Daddy!!! to
S: Beeyeeee!!! to
Father, fuck the fuck!
C is fucking!
Q: Well, the beginning is set!

<Greece> trend to accelerate slowing growth

and anoize:
There is only one normal rapper in the world - it's Winnie Pooh! He is the only one who reads without pathos and ponts.

I am a sex machine!! Even in the eighth grade of all the girls on the medical examination with the gynecologist asked "do you live sexual life?", and me - immediately "what do you protect yourself?"!

With hunger, I stitched off the window and ate the missing mango - I sit with a tree.

xxx: I went to the economics barber, I say: I have 3 centimeters to cut, no more, I do not have short hairstyles
I watched the TV at that time.
xxx: when she finished cutting, she says: and you say that short doesn't go
XXX: Do not say the other words

in the section of flame on the iron forum

Friends, help me with advice.
Everyone knows that for the best transfer of heat from the processor to the refrigerator, the touching surfaces should be flat, smooth and even polished to mirror gloss, as well as they should be slightly lubricated with thermopasta. I have an electric plate in the kitchen, and its shapes are not only not smooth, they are noticeably ribbed, round waves from the center to the edges. The days of the pot and bowl are also far from a flat surface, not to mention mirroring.
Do you think it makes sense to align clothes and dishes? What if you use a thermometer? The electric plate heats significantly longer than the gas, probably three to four times. Probably there are big losses.
And also the popular question - why do the electrical plates make so ribbed?

We have something in Maidan.
HH: I have to go.
With these words the Orange Revolution began.

I sit with a girl on the note and watch a movie. Her mother sits next to the PC and eats chocolate. Masha takes a piece and Mom asks her...and you give Van?
And the girl wasn’t embarrassed...I said of course:)))

xxx(17:23:13 11/09/2010)
The storm went to the mass.
xxx(17:23:16 11/09/2010)
take *
yyy(17:23:31 11/09/2010)
has training.
yyy(17:23:52 11/09/2010)
I will burn later :)

YYY: I don’t work at night; only prostitutes and freelancers work at night.

Smoking is harmful to your health, and smoking at a gas station can dramatically undermine it!

In the autumn, in the city zoo, monkeys from a warm closed volley were driven out into the open, so that they were in the public. The primates did not like the humidity of autumn, but the door leading back was locked for the whole day. Whether from the excess of hormones, or to warm up, but one monkey began to masturbate regularly.
Man considers himself the only intelligent being. And here is one of these intelligent beings, in the person of the main primate zoo, ordered the public not to release this monkey from a warm volley. The next day all the monkeys masturbated.

Passengers of the Moscow-Odessa train realized that something went wrong when Stephen Seagal passed the wagon with a tense face.

What antivirus do you have?
YYY: There are no viruses in Linux... there are zombies and demons...

Mom, add me to my daughter in contact!

A friend was sent to corporate English training.
At the beginning of the class, the teacher asks the group:
How would you translate the phrase "I want him to help me"?
Silence, a whisper of six in the brains, and an uncertain voice from the crowd:
"I want it, help me"

yyy: And I rub the tiles in the toilet - in general, there and decided to repair everything, to begin with!

xxx: WOW >_>
We have in the toilet until now - for three years, if not more - the repair has not been done... and the bathroom did not even think about it

xxx: the bathroom waited, when we cut the tiles there, she began to throw it away.