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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №53363
 14.09.2011
Shomital: Mom came into my room so suddenly that she immediately became a grandmother :(

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53362
 14.09.2011
Today I saw a man sitting in a car with a cat dressed in diapers! Make sure the salon does not fall. It is genius!

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53361
 14.09.2011
I sit down and eat a cane, and there is a cane on the table. Bite a piece of cottle, shake a cottle over the ashes... smoking really makes an idiot...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53360
 14.09.2011
After you stopped the horse to run and ran into a burning cage, my tongue just doesn’t turn to call you a rabbit.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №53359
 14.09.2011
“Lisha, you love me for nothing!”! to
and 0o?? to
I’m sitting in the bathroom now and I see some kind of scary dogs!!! I didn’t panic, I didn’t start screaming, but I shook my brains: I’ll run after the tapk – I’ll be scared. I need to somehow twist out... I take an air refresher and get a stream in it!!!! She is falling, eating, bored, and while her sausage, I have already run behind the tapk and on her, ON!!!! to
You are Rambo right ?

[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53358
 14.09.2011
If I don’t have a boyfriend, it means someone is fucking in two holes together!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53357
 14.09.2011
You have 3 girls in a group.
Is it the XX or the XX?
YYY is a stream.
xxx pct
We have three girls on the stream.
xxx 2 of them lesbians
YYY O_O
xxx and one
This is how the MFT flow should be.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53356
 14.09.2011
"It's magical" so a familiar girl described her journey to a labor-dad-metal-alternative concert

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53355
 14.09.2011
And we started advertising perforators in Khabar! And the slogan- "A quality tool for everyday work!"... EVERY DAY! The fuck! I hate it!and (

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №53354
 14.09.2011
Friends, never, NEVER, meet with girls who tell you they’re married and you don’t need it. Believe me, they know themselves better than you know them. They are really attached and you don’t really need it. I have checked.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53353
 14.09.2011
A large, ambitious company requires a buzz.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №53352
 14.09.2011
xxx: I do not respond properly to the criticism????!!!!! to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №53351
 14.09.2011
CrazyViper
Why this? Have you tried to learn any programming language without using Google?

by Ivany,
You will not believe. I was learning programming languages when there was no Google and no web.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53350
 14.09.2011
X: I want you!
Y: Do you want nothing more?? to
Not just you and your grandmother’s cat.
Q: What is the cat here? 0 0 0
X: And when she’s chewing, the eyes are the same as you do.))))
Y is CUCA!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53349
 14.09.2011
Resolved at 15:41
That’s the logic in my head.
Ended
Then corrected
And I thought "blin, what I am still a hollow worker" and decided not to do anything for 10-15 minutes.
The guy deserved...

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53348
 14.09.2011
My mother and daughter after the weekend.
I asked no one to drive.
I did not drive anyone.
Do you write standing?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №53347
 14.09.2011
But for someone, the only way to properly respond to the interlocutor is to edit the dialogue and send it here.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53346
 14.09.2011
<On> you know... I was very much in love with you then.
<She> how cute :) and what lesson did you learn from that?
<He> I have very low standards.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №53345
 14.09.2011
A: I am in love!
2nd WOW! Is he good?
1 is yes! He is such an officer! We talk to him and we can’t stop... He has such blue eyes and dark hair, and such a gentle voice, mmm...
There is only one problem...
2nd :?? to
1: He lives in another country and he is the magician of 47 Levels.

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53344
 14.09.2011
I sit at home and eat meal prepared by my girlfriend. Her father comes in:
Why do you cheat Yuri?
And what?
Early yet. Here you will register an apartment with a car - then it will be possible.

O_O

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