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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69969
 13.09.2012
To the puzzle: "They beat him - and he doesn't cry, jump, fly, jump" the son of three with a tail of yearneys confidently replied: "Naturally!" Mother-anime, fuck...
P.S The child has a ball, and not one. How to play with them – he knows.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69968
 13.09.2012
With Dairy:
...and it’s an awkward feeling when a garbage truck driver tries to meet you...

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69967
 13.09.2012
"A brass for women's charm is urgently sold "A shirt from European brass". A unique Aitem, was at one time kicked out of the raid boss in the Danube "% shop name". The chance of dropping is 0.05%, so it’s easier to buy. Stats: +20 for protection, +30 for resistance to cold, +100 for offensive. The "mol" was not subjected to curse, was not worn in dangerous raids, repairs and sharpenings were not carried out. In addition to useful buffs, it is perfectly performed in a high-polygonal version and textured with high resolution. Only for real pro-gamers!"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №69966
 13.09.2012
Translated by Timothy Z. There is the phrase: "Oh, bird! You are free!" Translated by: "O, bird! You are free!"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №69965
 13.09.2012
XXX: I am a complete idiot.
Oh yeah, you always have it. CHO has happened?
I caught a car today to get to Kutuzovsky. Tayota Camry arrives with a cute girl. Well, I think, exactly the conversation will not work out, to go some not so close, the roads do not know, surely. As it turned out, he knows. And much closer than I knew.In the end, it was fast, carefully, under the sounds of Led Zeppelin. It was not a radio. He paid off, left, lost the girl of his dreams.
It is a rare dolphin.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №69964
 13.09.2012
Dayver: morning, secretary: "AAAAAAAAAAAAA Dima!!! We are all over!! The ATS does not work!! Someone calls us and we only hear the whispers and that’s all!!! No contact anymore!and "
Ser1aL: included in the router?
Dayver: I am going. I see. A real call. I raise the phone. Three bits in a tonal set. and interruption of communication. I call from my mobile. Everything works. The call passes. There is hearing.
Dayver: I am saying. This is not our problem. Problems with the caller.
Dayver: to me in response: "NEEETT!! We have already had it!! Katya who worked before you did something and everything went well!!and "
Dayver: I breathe... I call Kate... she says secretaries are people like that... they have a problem and it needs to be solved. Even if the problem is not on our side. enter the ATSKY closet, connect to it with a notepad. Play the sapphire a couple of times and turn off.
Ser1aL: *LOL*
Dayver: Did as she suggested. Secretary : here! Now it all works!! We have spoken too!!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69963
 13.09.2012
I work as a sound director in the university. We have there: the acting hall, the stage, the scenes, and behind the scenes, behind the glass - my room, where the apparatus. Sometimes I sleep in the operating room. Through the window the whole scene is perfectly visible. One evening I hear something. A pair at the piano. Well, I think once you wake me up, I’m breaking your fist now! I put the sound of the pickling bomber, the rubber crashed - immediately all the sophites are turned on, a beam straight on the naked ass and the roar of the exploding bomb.
P.S. I then visited them a couple of times in the White Pillars.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69962
 13.09.2012
The most concise comment that has met today among all this mass hysteria about the release of the iPhone 5: Iphone.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69961
 13.09.2012
The world is so full of incomprehensible, and there is this table of multiplication.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №69960
 13.09.2012
Scorpions are jealous - quietly, offended - silently, kissed - gently, hugged - strongly, love - with all their soul!
They are insect insects!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69959
 13.09.2012
One of our apps was rejected in the AppStore with the words “not fun enough, rethink the concept.” At that moment I met Dao.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69958
 13.09.2012
I went to the balcony to smoke. Sitting in the yard teenagers, 14-15 years old.Time - 10 nights. They argue loudly, mat jumps... I listened, they argue about equations and something else, about primary physics...


[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №69957
 13.09.2012
by kgb6nik:
Fuck, by the way, if I had been a patient, I would never have been treated to Dr. House.
People come to him with a common cold, and then there is some crazy nail cancer with a complication on the sphincter ring.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №69956
 13.09.2012
The (P) arena is called on the radio and after a long conversation with (B) the caller is asked:
Which song would you like to hear next on our show?
(P) - be kindly put the song Leningrad - "Without you p#deac" and pass on to all the guys who are in my position.
(B) has the girl left?
The Internet is disconnected...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69955
 13.09.2012
Commentary on the video on how in France all drivers in any conditions, even in traffic jams, give way to the ambulance.

YYY: Nothing surprising, so it should be. I have the same in town.
If not a secret, what is the city?
Yyy: Mukhosransk, when the ambulance fur comes, all the horses run away.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №69954
 13.09.2012
Blackswanny: I understand
Blackswanny: How is your family life?
Dredd and Taok (:
Dredd: to sleep warm ((:
Blackswanny: And that’s all. Plus is over?
Dredd: You can stay in the middle of the night (:
Dredd: Well, in the middle of the day too (:
Blackswanny =)))
Blackswanny: Yes, it’s worth it

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №69953
 13.09.2012
With a friend:
Have you bought me beer?
I asked you to buy or not, you answered no.
If a woman says no, it means yes.
I: Are you a woman?? to
My friend (with a serious and surprised face): No!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №69952
 13.09.2012
told a colleague.
I went to the dentist to do my teeth. The dentist began to explain that the bite I wanted was not right and should be done the right way. And I took the da and asked to show her her own bite, which she echoingly asked, "What if I was a gynecologist?"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №69951
 13.09.2012
Get ready to go to Pandaria: 7 days of games as a gift!

No, please be close to me! I just found a good job!! to

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69950
 13.09.2012
XXX is urgent. Urgently! Urgently! Give the cat!
YYY: I too
Zzzz: Give each other

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