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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9690
 08.09.2008
xxx: online game is such a fun chat in which in the top window you can get to the mouth for what said in the bottom=)


[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9689
 08.09.2008
Treedy: Included MTV, there concert Tokyo Hotel
Treedy: They play, and on top of the stage the water flows like rain, all wet in the pop.
Treedy: and the microphones work and the sound goes
Treedy: I hear that something is wrong...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9688
 08.09.2008
At the end of the 1980s, a postgraduate trainee from Canada was in exchange. The Indian is there. So when he was sent, our boyfriend, who came there for the same exchange, advised him to name first the surname, and only then the name. The Indian at first thought that we were being mocked by him — well, everyone first said his name! But in Moscow, I realized for the first time that it was not a joke. So then he always called himself very accurately and with a long pause: "Sholto. Tagged with"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9687
 08.09.2008
The evil clown-mb virtsex?
Evil Clown - I slowly take off your valens.
The evil clown-your pants crawl on the wind
¤msz_TpaBka-I take off one of your skis
¤msz_TpaBka¤-)))))))
¤msz_TpaBka¤-ahahahahah
¤msz_TpaBka¤-sh to end
Evil Clown-Closed Walnuts I Begin To Remove Wool Socks
Evil Clown-Taking off Your Shirt I Start Taking Off Your Fuck and Two Cocktails
The evil clown shoot the leaflet from the first fold
The Evil Clown 2
The evil clown loves the lower skull with my lips
The evil clown, the cowardly parachute.
The bad clown at this time nervously eats chicken
¤msz_TpaBka¤ )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
¤msz_TpaBka¤-бля щас умру Sash
¤msz_TpaBka¤- ))))))))))))))))))))
¤msz_TpaBka¤- aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The evil clown finds my old clock under the second fold

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9686
 08.09.2008
We go with a friend in the people-filled elevator in the shopping center... a guard enters, the elevator touches... and through the rack you hear:
- Sereg, take off the child's wheelchair from the 4th floor... in it for several hours passers throw the garbage, it has already begun to overflow... mmmmm (the same voice) well, at least so, at least not on the floor)))...everyone in the elevator rotted...!!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9685
 08.09.2008
Where he fled, clean and unclean.
She is: smashing and smashing))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9684
 08.09.2008
From the Auto Forum:
>>The topic is very relevant, I want to feel like a thunderstorm, I want something to regulate the bass, for example, at night loud, and in the day quiet, or vice versa
Who will say anything? Do you advise?? to
<<< Good help corns with milk. Depending on the time of application, the curtains will start in 15 minutes, well, and after 30 will go the curtains with a pleasant bass sound, and the topic will immediately appear on the forum - "How to wipe out the shit from the veil?".

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №9683
 08.09.2008
Money loves silence, and thoughts love loneliness.

Nick Blue

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №9682
 08.09.2008
And again about the inscriptions on a/m. Advertising on the car: “From me”

They want to get rid. by tel.“HHH”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №9681
 08.09.2008
If from the morning no one remembers what happened yesterday, then where do they come from?

The details?

http://um16.narod.ru

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9680
 08.09.2008
Hi, let’s get to know you?
group( : )
Processor: Core 2 Quad Q6600 (OEM) + TT BT VX
Filed to:Asus P5K-E /Wi-Fi AP
Video card: nVidia 8800GTX
Operating memory: PC2-1066 (8500) Corsair 2x1GB
Hard disk: WD 500GB SATA
Body: InWin j-series + BP 500W+
Optical drive: NEC AD-7173S
)groop( : AAAAAAAA!!!!!! Fuck it!! Where do you live??? How are you busy??? Go out for my husband!!! to
Oh the blonde?
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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9679
 08.09.2008
Q: How to explain to a foreign student the expressions "AHUENNO PIZDATO" and "HUEVI PIZDEC" and the differences between them?
YYY: How to explain the differences? Learn to speak, by intonation everything is clear.
XXX is not that.
The words have the same roots and the meaning is opposite.
This is a joke.
XXX: or let’s try to explain it.
Only the Russians can understand this.

One shit, one shit!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9678
 08.09.2008
You and I are so similar, we have a lot in common =)
She: Well for example?
I love when you are above and you love when I am above.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9677
 08.09.2008
XXX: In what format is our schedule?
zzz: list
Q: Is there anything new? I have not heard of this.
zzz: blya, 4ernilami po tetradnomu listu dolpoep!!!!!! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9676
 08.09.2008
Yesterday from my girlfriend I learned that the ctrl key on the keyboard appears to be read like a cetral :D
The accountant in one word.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №9675
 07.09.2008
The case was at the airport - the Krasayrov torch crashed into a roll in KamAZ with asphalt. I removed the old asphalt and struck it. At first they wanted to hang all the damage on the airfield service, but they insisted on listening to the crew’s talks.
Q: What’s there for (the fist on the right)?
2P: Yes, it is like a camouflage...
Q: Do we jump?
2P: A) (he knows... as if they have to jump through...
Pause
The Blizzard...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9674
 07.09.2008
xxx> A чо, "AIDS-info" is, boom to release some sort of similar.
xxx> "Tripper today", for example... or "The Journal of Gonorrhea"...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9673
 07.09.2008
**crosspostedd from fido7.ru.space

I understand, in Pitepe, the Gagapin street was named Fupmanov, well, it was in 1952.

What was Gagarin famous at 52? If sclerosis deceives me - the flight was at 61?

And nobody claimed that it was named in honor of Gagarin Y.A. The name is known in Russian. In Moscow, on Prechistenka, there is a Gagarin street - and so it was called since the 18th century:

Yes, you can also wonder what was the famous King in 1918, what his name was called by the British Air Force ;-)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9672
 07.09.2008
The further into the forest, the less FPS! (Redirected from S.T.A.L.K.E.R)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9671
 07.09.2008
The day before the wedding, you removed me from the ass, by the way.
It’s not a man, Artem, I’m very disappointed.

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