Do you sell artificial cigarettes?
YYYYYY: Yes
XXX: Give me a half!

~Lum ~
I almost slept with her.)

The racer
Is it how?

~Lum ~
did not give

The muscular miner develops a new mine with his outstanding defensive hammer - real video, download here ^o_O^
You are a wonderful spammer :)

XXX is Hi! What is busy?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I write an old letter.
XXX: How is it old? Pen and ink on paper?
yyy: No, clay and hammer on a stone plate ))))

News: In Moscow detained activists "Our" in pig costumes
XX: So I never understood, and the pigs costumes - so why do they?!...
YYY: After work, I forgot to change clothes.

XXX (14:01:12 06/08/2010):
I had a long and productive conversation with you today...but you didn’t reach my heart brother!! to

YYY (14:01:47 06/08/2010):
I knock at another door called Brain, but apparently no one is at home!

He: Where did he disappear?
I went to dig potatoes with my parents.
He: Why did you get there?
She: I have a light hand, I come to plant, I come to paint, I come to dig, I also went to dig. The potatoes are small and need to be fertilized.
He: Will you go again? 8 )

I hope there’s beer in hell too"
There is beer in hell. A lot of beer... warm!

Databases were released yesterday.

Examples I will show on the example of various SUBDs, so that you do not have the impression that I prefer one. Even though I prefer. I prefer Microsoft SQL Server, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to force you to do tasks under it. (pause) Although not, I will"

Let’s pretend that nothing happened.
I: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Rinat: эх нихера, in 2013 Programming Day falls on Friday the 13th
Ivory: Iveas Nah... Fortress losers rise from their graves.

It is a pity that in contact they did not have the opportunity to write their own political views, as is the case with religious ones. Because my political views do not convey anything but "Smile burn, crab click-pick"

XXX: I have something to do.
You are not a man, you are not afraid.)

x: was today at the doctor - wrote out pingin, lanin and routine O_o
Y: Yes... Siddhartha is destiny.

After a drunk:
- Brother, I found 7 covers of Coca-Cola in my pocket this morning...we were playing in Fulaut again?

My friend moved to another country. He is currently serving in the army, writes Smski:

Instruction on the use of the mobile radar complex (truck with radar) - 75 pages.
The instructions for using the microwave installed in it - 120 pages.

Deirz
Yesterday we saw the dusk.
Deirz
We (I, Andrei, Thoma) have originalized
Deirz
Imagine it
Deirz
All guests gathered, the table is covered.
Deirz
And Andrei comes and talks.
Deirz
The WOW!
Deirz
Congratulations to you!
Deirz
We wish you...
Deirz
to steal
Deirz
Killed
Deirz
And then I break up, shouting "Fuck the goats!", I give him a goat.
Deirz
the living
Deirz
With a pink cloth on the neck.

Informatics has burned:
So that your calls do not interfere with the class, put the vibrator and clean it in your pocket. And it doesn’t bother us, and you’re happy"

Comments on the film "Unstoppable":

Fuck, this is probably the most expensive advertising video in the history of the presidential election.

Tixon, 11 September 2010 22:20:30:
Dima worries once, Pasha worries two, Kolya worries three - Katya goes on the uzi!
Ryav, 22:21:44
What does it mean? The guys were upset and broke Katie’s ribs?