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[ + 78 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53323
 14.09.2011
Sitting with a beer in front of a zombie painter is normal for an adult. Eating salads in two throats at the festive table, intersecting the filling of drinks with the narratives of the chosen jokes of Petrosyan - this is decent and honorable for an adult. Sitting in a light nourishment on the shore of the arm, observing the movements of the float with a dim eye is a civilized rest.

But to be in maximum concentration, solving the most difficult tasks of computer games - this childhood in the ass plays...

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №53322
 14.09.2011
My wife was often getting sms from MTS... I would not pay attention but my new mistress I recorded as Beeline

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53321
 14.09.2011
Dent: AutoVAZ stated that the new Kalina will be put in absolutely stunning, very tractive engines. The Troll. I already see it ?))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Cheshire Omega: Yes, even the old motors were extremely heavy ^=^

Dent: Chesh, did you joke that guy? I have not seen the shoot on your British side of the shield car.)

Cheshire Omega: Completely serious! One known man has such a traction engine on Lada that in 2 years he pulled 60 thousand from his budget!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53320
 14.09.2011
ProXBOCT: I am not well now =(
The Angel: What about you?
proXBOCT: it is slashing =(
The Angels: The Normal Reaction to Return to Togliatti

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53319
 14.09.2011
"During any rain, there inevitably comes a moment when you are already sick."

Someday, during the next route to the mountains, I decided that I was also squeezed, so I decided to cross the mountain river in a brood, without removing the membranes, motivating it by the fact that the legs are already wet in the null... You won’t believe how I was wrong.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53318
 14.09.2011
I will bite you to half death!
RR: How evil you are!
X: It would be a wicked bite to death.
What a half evil you are.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №53317
 13.09.2011
I was on vacation, how much to read.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53316
 13.09.2011
xxxh: no-no-no, Alexey Anatolich, I will not work with this encoder: yesterday I went to check how the debugging is going, and he sits and corrects spelling in the comments...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53315
 13.09.2011
Anya, you’re nice, but you can even die!! to
YYY: Those like me must be protected: the day will come when the Zombies will rise, and then...

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53314
 13.09.2011
We watched Winnie the Pooh in Spanish. It sounds so stupid, and it sounds so high.

[ + 100 - ] [15 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53313
 13.09.2011
I can’t understand why the norms of morality, ethics, decency, etc. are now called, blatantly, complexes!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53312
 13.09.2011
Last time the "promoter" at the beginning of the conversation presented himself as an employee of "cable networks", and after asking if I had communication breaks (received a negative answer) began to ask if I do not want to increase the speed, after which he said that he is an employee of "Vimpelkom" (not directly to say - Beeline?) is
When asked what was my internet speed, I got an honest answer: “What, seriously?” Then I asked if I wanted to slow down the speed.

[ + 57 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53311
 13.09.2011
I am in Spain now. We gathered here and implemented a clever plan. We live in the same hotel. to the nearest hotel with a wifay to squeeze and squeeze. They are connected by the beach. In general, imagine a picture - lying on a beach in Spain a long row of men with notes on the pulse and transmitting wifay. very comfortable.
You are lol xDD
No, we are Russians.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53310
 13.09.2011
I and a friend go to the park. Next to the cemetery. There is only a fence on the side of the highway and a few more meters of broken wooden fence along the park boundary, so the graves are perfectly visible. Suddenly we see, there behind one beautiful fence rises something dark, green-brown, in a sharp cap. He rises up, such an evil, a cap, shoulders, then a white body, then a naked ass, and wears his pants. Then it disappeared – probably our hysterical laughter scared him =))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №53309
 13.09.2011
Comments on Porn:
This guy has a little penis.I had it when I was 8 years old.
“But he spits his grandmother, and you’re sitting at home and shaking his fuck.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53308
 13.09.2011
You have modern ancestors.
Q: Do I have it?? to
U: Zhenya, if I tell my father that his son is heterosexual, then I will have to answer for Pidarasa!

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53307
 13.09.2011
The question:

I have a acquaintance. I wanted a boy...in the sense of a child. But, according to the law of the genre, she gave birth to a girl. I was not upset and pregnant again. The husband does not mind, money goes, and the children are happiness. It is time to give birth to a twin. The girls! Tears of hysteria. In a year we will find out - the bubble shines again. Further, as in a bad comedy - gives birth to a trio (to say, she grew up in a large family), her husband in a blade-drinking, for a couple of months to her mother, in the cottage, the whole third floor - a large children's house, there is no boy. And the husband, by the way, a family member suffering from an inflamed sense of duty. He says, “My children, I will educate where I should go. Returned to the family, lived happily... The last girl (fortunately one) was born recently and secretly from her husband.

My husband’s secret – how is it?? to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №53306
 13.09.2011
1875 – The first self-portrait
The famous American photographer Mathew B. Brady was the first person to photograph himself. I made an autoportret.

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Without a stretched hand.

XXX is
Without a flash in the forehead.

YYYY
and without a carpet (

ZZZ
And without sickness!( by

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №53305
 13.09.2011
My computer has already congratulated me on the day of the programmer from the morning. On a blue background with white letters.

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53304
 13.09.2011
>> a dead goof is better than two new ones
<< I haven’t even heard it at all.
>> I too
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>> rap is like rock, just shit

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