Sitting with a beer in front of a zombie painter is normal for an adult. Eating salads in two throats at the festive table, intersecting the filling of drinks with the narratives of the chosen jokes of Petrosyan - this is decent and honorable for an adult. Sitting in a light nourishment on the shore of the arm, observing the movements of the float with a dim eye is a civilized rest.

But to be in maximum concentration, solving the most difficult tasks of computer games - this childhood in the ass plays...

My wife was often getting sms from MTS... I would not pay attention but my new mistress I recorded as Beeline

Dent: AutoVAZ stated that the new Kalina will be put in absolutely stunning, very tractive engines. The Troll. I already see it 😉))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Cheshire Omega: Yes, even the old motors were extremely heavy ^=^

Dent: Chesh, did you joke that guy? I have not seen the shoot on your British side of the shield car.)

Cheshire Omega: Completely serious! One known man has such a traction engine on Lada that in 2 years he pulled 60 thousand from his budget!

ProXBOCT: I am not well now =(
The Angel: What about you?
proXBOCT: it is slashing =(
The Angels: The Normal Reaction to Return to Togliatti

"During any rain, there inevitably comes a moment when you are already sick."

Someday, during the next route to the mountains, I decided that I was also squeezed, so I decided to cross the mountain river in a brood, without removing the membranes, motivating it by the fact that the legs are already wet in the null... You won’t believe how I was wrong.

I will bite you to half death!
RR: How evil you are!
X: It would be a wicked bite to death.
What a half evil you are.

I was on vacation, how much to read.

xxxh: no-no-no, Alexey Anatolich, I will not work with this encoder: yesterday I went to check how the debugging is going, and he sits and corrects spelling in the comments...

Anya, you’re nice, but you can even die!! to
YYY: Those like me must be protected: the day will come when the Zombies will rise, and then...

We watched Winnie the Pooh in Spanish. It sounds so stupid, and it sounds so high.

I can’t understand why the norms of morality, ethics, decency, etc. are now called, blatantly, complexes!! to

Last time the "promoter" at the beginning of the conversation presented himself as an employee of "cable networks", and after asking if I had communication breaks (received a negative answer) began to ask if I do not want to increase the speed, after which he said that he is an employee of "Vimpelkom" (not directly to say - Beeline?) is
When asked what was my internet speed, I got an honest answer: “What, seriously?” Then I asked if I wanted to slow down the speed.

I am in Spain now. We gathered here and implemented a clever plan. We live in the same hotel. to the nearest hotel with a wifay to squeeze and squeeze. They are connected by the beach. In general, imagine a picture - lying on a beach in Spain a long row of men with notes on the pulse and transmitting wifay. very comfortable.
You are lol xDD
No, we are Russians.

I and a friend go to the park. Next to the cemetery. There is only a fence on the side of the highway and a few more meters of broken wooden fence along the park boundary, so the graves are perfectly visible. Suddenly we see, there behind one beautiful fence rises something dark, green-brown, in a sharp cap. He rises up, such an evil, a cap, shoulders, then a white body, then a naked ass, and wears his pants. Then it disappeared – probably our hysterical laughter scared him =))

Comments on Porn:
This guy has a little penis.I had it when I was 8 years old.
“But he spits his grandmother, and you’re sitting at home and shaking his fuck.

You have modern ancestors.
Q: Do I have it?? to
U: Zhenya, if I tell my father that his son is heterosexual, then I will have to answer for Pidarasa!

The question:

I have a acquaintance. I wanted a boy...in the sense of a child. But, according to the law of the genre, she gave birth to a girl. I was not upset and pregnant again. The husband does not mind, money goes, and the children are happiness. It is time to give birth to a twin. The girls! Tears of hysteria. In a year we will find out - the bubble shines again. Further, as in a bad comedy - gives birth to a trio (to say, she grew up in a large family), her husband in a blade-drinking, for a couple of months to her mother, in the cottage, the whole third floor - a large children's house, there is no boy. And the husband, by the way, a family member suffering from an inflamed sense of duty. He says, “My children, I will educate where I should go. Returned to the family, lived happily... The last girl (fortunately one) was born recently and secretly from her husband.

My husband’s secret – how is it?? to

1875 – The first self-portrait
The famous American photographer Mathew B. Brady was the first person to photograph himself. I made an autoportret.

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Without a stretched hand.

XXX is
Without a flash in the forehead.

YYYY
and without a carpet (

ZZZ
And without sickness!( by

My computer has already congratulated me on the day of the programmer from the morning. On a blue background with white letters.

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>> rap is like rock, just shit