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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102579
 06.09.2014
In ancient times, geologists students of the 1st course went to summer practice: minerals, breeds to determine, layer layer elements to measure and other labyrinth, in general. They broke up a camp near the river and found an interesting pink crystal nearby. No tables for determining minerals are suitable, they have already turned their entire brain inadvertently, thinking they have already made a discovery in minerology.
He was brought to the old professor for praise. He looked at him slightly... and slipped! “Tyfu,” he says, “young people, it’s a jellyfish, keep it all foolish!
And you say that acid coasts are impossible.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102578
 06.09.2014
I won today.
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
I am dying!! Dying the cattle!! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102577
 06.09.2014
HH: Now you’ve learned it. Your life will never be the same.
WOW: I always knew that. My life was never the same.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102576
 05.09.2014
If a man is dead, he is not necessarily shot. If a man is shot, he is dead. Do you feel the difference?
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He reminded Bayonne:
A little boy sweets a candy.
A self-driving car came to him from behind.
People read in the newspapers this morning:
"The boy died by drowning a candy".

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №102575
 05.09.2014
First time in the first class:
On the second day of training, the son came and said he had received a call on behavior. When asked what he was doing, he explained that there were five remarks, two of them for singing the Russian anthem, painting our flag. He sang the Imperial March. I had to urgently learn the hymn melody>

[ + 26 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102574
 05.09.2014
How many wars have happened in the world, and peaceful demonstrations of citizens have always demanded one thing: PEACE.And only Ukrainian wives and mothers have thought of demanding tanks.
They do not want an end to the war, but a rotation.
Give mine back and take someone else away.
Can anyone understand what is happening to them all?? to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102573
 05.09.2014
[I am alone in the apartment] In the kitchen, melon fell on the floor, trembling on the floor passed through the entire apartment. It was awful at first, then it became funny. We need to go see what condition the floor and the melon itself. This is a dune, what else is there to fall? Or not a melon? Isn’t it a melon at all?! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №102572
 05.09.2014
I know who the name is!

“I totally agree with you,” said the Duchess, “and the morality here is this: every vegetable has its time. Or, if you want, I will formulate it more simply: never think that you are different from what you could have been other than being different in cases where you can not be otherwise.
L. Carroll, "Alice in Wonderland"4405

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №102571
 05.09.2014
XHHH: I cooked the strawberries. I have a sweet woman.
There is still a sweet table, sweet gripes and a couple of sweet taburets.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102570
 05.09.2014
Whoever does not jump - that Rembrandt!
YYY: Da Vinci comes, the order is set.
Zzzz: Glory to the dead! Glory to Impressionism!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102569
 05.09.2014
I am a bicycle rider (
YYY: Are you programming or are you upset?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102568
 05.09.2014
It-Yt: In short, we agreed with that cowmaker on the supply of fertilizer for the country cooperatives.
But we were rejected in the ADM. the city to register LLC "Govna Kusok", motivating this by moral and ethical norms and general human considerations.
You are a bitch, fucker. Nihren doesn’t mean marketing.
That’s why we are now called OOO "Vasileok".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №102567
 05.09.2014
friend (d) lies in an infection with acute intestinal
Hi, has the dress gone?
d: I look at friends.I almost passed.Toilet paper is over - so everyone is suffering.
I: fuck the joke))) break the sheets! you have a chick, Mike is short?)))
Q: The doctor said it was social (wtf?) The problem is that it does not solve it.
I: You tell her that the problems affecting such a number of societies in the pre-dressed state can literally fall on her, including her!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №102566
 05.09.2014
Evgeny
Today you can wear jeans and roast.
by 11:30:59

forever
I went to the ballets.)
by 11:31:39

Evgeny
Some of the ballets?
by 11:31:55

forever
At the end of the day))))))))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №102565
 05.09.2014
Well, in general, a healthy serious organization. The harsh men. YYY works there. And this madman put all the chiefs on the ears, achieving that they spent 20 kilograms of iris for construction needs.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102564
 05.09.2014
Chat technical support:

Xenia: Ilya if you do not use the number for 3 months you start to write off the fee for the number inactivity.
How to make money stop writing?
Xenia: Use the number, Ilya.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102563
 05.09.2014
XXX is:
Good morning, and I like to walk around the ruined barracks.
Remove wallpapers and read newspapers from underneath them.

YYY :
It sounds like a passage from a song of Civil Defense.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102562
 05.09.2014
When comments are added in Zebbaly and Heppins, such shit disappears.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102561
 05.09.2014
Oh women!
I call my wife, where are you?
Yes, in the store...
I: Yes, you said that you will go for the shoes in the autumn. I bought?
No (Some trouble with the size)
I: What about the size?
Yes, this is the 42nd size coffit, and the 44th size coffit is small (

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102560
 05.09.2014
Reference to Sabbath:
Unfortunately, after getting married, it is only used as a cushion.

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