xxx: Would it be better for you if someone smoked smelly cigarettes near you or smoked a vanilla apple?

It would be better if the whores weren’t there.

Funny episode from childhood. We (children from the same street) were 12-14 years old. Beginning of the 90s. The summer. The holidays. The river has arrived, swimming is not possible, boring. There is a printing machine at home. Within 20 minutes, a simple text is typed with one finger. Because of the rise of water, giant soma floated into the river. The dog sat down, the child was scared. The local authorities are urged to be vigilant, etc. We hang on the fence and columns three copies dropped through the copier.
A week later, rumors spread to a couple of dozens of eaten children, articles in the city newspaper about poor ecology and mutants, military helicopter firing slippery monsters from the nurses, and as apophies a complete ban from parents to approach the river closer than 100 meters. No arguments that we printed the original text did not help.

They stole our house... they opened a huge door. They took a bag of garbage.

Once, a delegation from China came to our university for a conference. And, in order to entertain the guests, they allocated three students from the translation department - the city to show, the museums to conduct, and then help at the conference itself, if necessary.

And here, they went to cultural education in the morning, return to the universe in the afternoon, and the participants of the delegation in panic, discuss something between themselves. Here these students notice that something is wrong - a lot of them have some sort of care. The dean comes, and her eyes lie on her forehead: "Why did you take the Japanese from the museum and bring here? “” The dean, as it turned out, spoke Japanese, and could distinguish the Chinese from the Japanese.

An annoying student for a minute lost sight of her group while walking, and joined a bunch of Japanese, and then they were safely taken away. How they did not notice that the Chinese were six people, and they took eight, is unclear. Why the Japanese were silent while they were taken somewhere is also a mystery. But in volunteering these gor-guides no longer participated.

We expanded, a vacancy operator appeared in the call center, placed a vacancy. An incoming call, a woman wants to sign up for an interview. I say - no problem, I set a date and time, explain where to go. And here the searcher asks:

So that I don’t go wasted and don’t waste time, you can tell me, you have a kitchen?

Yes, I say there is.

What is the kitchen equipment?

I am confused, and I answer:

There is a refrigerator, a cupboard, a microwave, an electrical brick.

“Well, well, I’ll go there tomorrow,” the lady says and puts the phone on.



in the trail. The day she comes, she goes to an interview with the boss. He asks me to stay and tell me the essence of the work. I explain everything, ask if there are questions. She says yes, show me the kitchen.

I get up, take her to the kitchen, she looks at her with a critical look, and says, “Well, I understand.” It turns and leaves.



And this was what it was?

Wiki never lies. I speak to you as King of Zambia.

How did it help in employment?

NGC 3242: I wanted to work

Salvat: In general or in this position?

Alexwaypoint: Working was expensive in general, but for the sake of money a person is ready for a lot even for work

We have a special room in the laboratory - growth room, for growing plants. The lighting is artificial, there are automates - at 23:00 the lamps turn off, at 7:00 in the morning are turned on. We have been doing this for 4 years, by word.

Recently, our guard (the university guard) “has been vigilant.” It turns out, they noticed (for 4 years) that someone lives in our lab. Who shuts off the lights at 11 p.m. and turns on at 7 p.m.? For several days, the guards were tormented by this question and even tried to guard the mysterious settler. They even tried to break the door at night. They decided to first ask my boss if there is anyone living in the lab. We did not decide for a long time, as our boss is known for its horror, but we still came with their boss. What he replied to them (Sh - the boss, O - the chief guard):

O O. Someone lives in a laboratory.

Sh Yes they live!

O O. Who is?? to

Sh The plants!

O O. Who turns the lights off and on?! to

Sh The plants!! to

O O. And the plants??? O_O

Sh and yes! Go to bed and turn off what is unclear??? It is included in the morning!!! We have GMO!! to

Now our lab is all by the side...

XXX: She has forgotten the golden rule: Croylove leads to the fallout.
YYY: I always want to ask, but I am ashamed. Crown – what is it?
ZZZ: This is what leads to the fallout.
YYY understands, thank you

They both stayed with their wife at work, took their son (5 years old) from the kindergarten last. They were waiting for him to swell, and he was fun, playing cubes.

Are you not upset that you stayed alone?

We played while we were waiting for you.

With the teacher?

No, with the guys.

All the kids took their mom and dad.

Not with those guys, with others who always live in the garden!

All women’s problems are treated "by a real man".
Yyy: Can you tell them how to use them: to cook or to make a tincture?
zzz: Inject three times a day
Oral to oral? and ;)
Zzzz: It will also come. But it’s better intravaginal: the effect is faster, more persistent and lasting :)))
How do we distinguish the real from the unreal? Would I introduce it?
bbb: Do not be sad, you will benefit from the introduction of any man... From the present, indeed, and the benefits are more, and the therapeutic effect is more stable...

I have an old friend, I talk to him from time to time from school. At our last meeting, he told me his sad story. He had a girlfriend and they met for about a year. The girl is studying at the conservatory, singing in a rock band, from a family of intellectuals, and on the appearance very even nothing. They didn’t live together yet, they met at home with him. In short, my friend is an avid single, a little grown up and began to seriously think about marriage with this particular (he also has his own rock band where in his free time he sings and composes songs, I don't know why I wrote it) They sit in the kitchen and drink tea, parents are not at home only they and the little dog of his girlfriend, or a taxi or picnic something small I don't remember but it's not the case. And here at the height of the conversation and the absorption of the pastries of the above-mentioned pair, her dog under the table begins to bleed. The girl shrugged her face and pressed her nose and said, “Fu, I’m sick! Go to the cinema and see if my mom comes. By the way, my comrade grew up in a private house and was never a cowboy and was not afraid of dirty work.According to a friend at the end of watching the movie he realized that marrying her he does not want to speak at all. They separated in two weeks. This one small event can break a seemingly serious relationship.

Does nothing bother you in this story? A man just has the right to be surprised if immediately after marriage he unexpectedly learns about the real situation. Thus e. This does not cancel the fact that he is an idiot – but the woman in this case is no less an idiot.

What surprises you?
Two idiots found each other. similar to such.

Dr. Piliulkin: Hope comes out of the childhood, in each hand – by the light sword, selected from the brothers.
She sees my mother’s astonished look and explains melancholy:
When a child is afraid, he takes the sword.

I moved to a small town a year ago. Before moving read the statistics of the police, the place is safe, but there are intrusions into the houses, more hooligan character from a series of teenagers went into the garage and smoked grass. On one of the first nights in the removed house, there is a thunder, it is immediately clear that someone came in and jokes! I tap 911 and hold my finger on the call button. The man cries, who is there? So go out! And this is our sweet cat, went into the boxes and grumbled strongly with them. Maine Coon is here. Here and today, for every chance, I called 911, but did not call, the house in the cave, the basement, or little. And this cat opened up the cabinets for himself not only in the portable, but also in the literal sense. I learned, goat, to open doors and knock on them.

<shi> my comp has some cache in the processor.

xxx: in connection with the release of the seventh iPhone I will receive as a gift the miserable 6S.

Grandma, changing passports, reminded me of an old joke.
A man calls his doctor:
My wife has appendicitis, come!
How is? Your wife removed the appendix two years ago. A person cannot have a new appendix.
A man may have a new wife.

An old joke, but it is:
here here...
Who is there?
The Ride Ride!

Colonization of planets is our bright future. It will be possible to find a resource-rich planet and, with the money for initial infrastructure, it will be easier to become the next magnate.
YYY: I already imagine my ship landing on a planet with salt deserts where I am standing, waiting for the prospect of the best salt supplier in the entire galaxy that has the ability to collect salt even from the air, especially in times of storms.
YYY: And here is the wind of salt flying on me, and I have a whirlwind.