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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9650
 07.09.2008
XXX is Hi!
Tagged: health
XXX: How to study?
yyy: Trying to get out of the hole%)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9649
 07.09.2008
Tagged with: bl@t

Gray: the cleaner pulled 3 wires out of the net and thinks we have too many of them!!! to

Gray: If it were my will, it would come out with a mega thin back and a piece of swab from below...


[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9648
 07.09.2008
xxx: :D At the moment home I was driving saw the painting with oil)))) hoppy look clear, the boy approached the lighthouse and apparently decided to "and the bullets to wait.. eb.. nah..!" SIT ON THE SHORTCHES and sat until it burned green...I cried :D:D:D
yyy: Harsh in Peter the Boy))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №9647
 07.09.2008
There is no fool who does not consider himself a wise man.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №9646
 07.09.2008
My daughter (5 years old):

The teacher asked, “Who is Putin in Russia?” And we all answered:

“The Bear!“”

The teacher asked, “Who is the President of Russia?”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №9645
 07.09.2008
Russia is the only country in the world that protects

citizens only and exclusively in a foreign territory.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №9644
 07.09.2008
From the chat of one online game.
How do you change your nick here?and (

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9643
 07.09.2008
3 of September. of Moscow. ALTERFAX - As told at a press conference, Colonel General Alexei Rukavitsyn, the leadership of the country has taken a principled decision on the creation of information troops.

The blogger, senior sergeant of k/s Timothy G. raised the remaining division into an information attack, the first to break into the enemy's friendship recordings. He confronted the enemy’s blogger and destroyed him and all his bots during the fight.

Blogger-major Pushny Zv., being under a constant strong flash mob for several hours, searched for information. Continuously producing content, Major Pushny Zv. He repelled four flash-mobs and repeatedly went into a counterattack, missing in comments. During the last counterattack, Major Pushny was funny. He was awarded the title of subordinate".

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №9642
 07.09.2008
<pro100org@nizm> are there any live?
Rebel cast off the cover of the tomb and stood up.
<Rebel®> is there!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9641
 07.09.2008
All, I’ll never leave Ashka for the night again. Karoch yesterday was at graduate meetings, walked, swollen, came home closer to midnight, thought the site to finish (the deadlines are appropriate). I fell asleep on the keyboard, the children woke up at 4 in the morning, someone knocked in the ash, I read: "MARAZM(04:12) Hi, let’s make friends!". Until the morning I sat and waited for Alcoholism and Sclerosis.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №9640
 07.09.2008
JanPoul (19:23:35 4/09/2008)
How many cakes to cook?

Ori (19:31:13 4/09/2008)
They are choking.)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9639
 06.09.2008
For our first-time students, senior streams organized a traditional evening of greeting and dedication. Playgrounds there are all kinds of, acquaintance, exchange of experiences, drunkenness. They did some kind of task there - the first-time students were tied in the eyes, built in a row, hands on the shoulders of the previous one and all blindly tapped around the park for the leading senior student. Tom stopped for a moment. Well, he didn’t think long, and grabbed that column around the tree to walk the ring. They are going. I and a friend went by, he suddenly stumbled and said "give a photo". And he went to these at the tree, entered the middle of the ring and, as the only sighting, led the whole shelter to the other end of the park. Then he dragged them to another tree.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №9638
 06.09.2008
A familiar guy told me.
It stops a zero-toned 99 layer.
He approaches the car, knocks, and is not opened. And so for 20 minutes. In half an hour, the car is broken and there is no one.
A drunk man, who was driving, broke into the luggage through the saliva and fell asleep there.
A special street magic.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №9637
 06.09.2008
The situation. Time is midnight. Through the night street, alkas goes into the dravina, something is unclear, a few passers crack, and here because of the turn under the music "Hunters of ghosts" flies out of the Ments "UAZik", a sergeant comes out with a soldier and pushes this comrade to himself in the chicken bar. After which under the joyful cry of "Ghostbusters!" "UAZ" crashes from the spot and goes to patrol further...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9636
 06.09.2008
I have something swimming in the soup!
It’s soap, there’s always something swimming there.
XXX: Yes, but it’s swimming with the crown!! to
Tagged with: HDD

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №9635
 06.09.2008
XXX is
They told the story: physics, older classes, schoolgirl in her age goes to class, there is noise. she: no-ka, the boys quickly finished, the girls closed their mouths!

XXX is
Our also issued, the flash inserts: oh I have so many viruses, the first time I got infected. months ago

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9634
 06.09.2008
Nick is absent.
He jumped the road.
Nick is absent.
who is the type with artificial intelligence with a taboo on the ass
Nick is absent.
Type of girl
Nick is absent.
Really like a girl.
Nick is absent.
When the bot doesn't know the answer smiley shell...
Nick is absent.
all
Nick is absent.
The female brain is hacked and poured into the code)))
Nick is absent.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9633
 06.09.2008
I recently saw a real first-person on a car with the number n001ah and a sectarian first-person n007ah

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9632
 06.09.2008
She: You are the best
I mean, he was deceiving.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9631
 06.09.2008
When you see a cat on the Persian carpet, and even this, and the shit of his stinker, be humiliated. Do not mourn the animal, do not laugh, do not give the hands of will in vain. With the heart in anger, but strengthening the cats hard on the spade, gather and drop the cat into the bowl, where they will be a trace. After taking a sheet of white paper, moisturize in a sludge of odor in a bowl. The cat is beating. Do not tear the ears of egos, legs and thighs. Harvey in the fucking sweat is also little for work useful.

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