Egyptian billionaire Nagib Saviris said he could buy an island from Greece or Italy in order to settle those who want to join the EU.
<yyy> let him buy some empty, fucking cupcakes
<zzz> fifty thousand people on the slope of Saviritz
<yyy> yo-ho-ho and close Europe

<Graf> Roskomchotham banned chemistry textbooks because of the mention of free radicals"
<marquis31> watch this joke not become a reality
<Graf> and this is not a joke
<Graf> is a prophecy

Kerigma: This translation can teach students how not to do it. It seems that all the possible translation errors that were possible, he has gathered - because of this already not too complicated text acquires a tangible shade of debility. Type “he was dressed in dark clothes of dark tones” and so on. So weary and waiting for any of the heroes, characterizing the malicious actions of the antagonist, will shout, "This is very strong witchcraft!"Al unconditionally in the first place of pearls I have the magical phrase "The fly smiled to him." Here the imagination strongly drives me. Well, imagine a fly, faceted eyes, a hobbit. How? → Can I smile with a whirlwind? Or was it a fly with a human face, like Swedish socialism?

The second-class daughter is doing a task on the okr. world. You need to enter in the table of relatives, their professions and so on. I propose to limit yourself to a set of relatives " brothers, sisters, mother, father". The daughter enters all the uncles, aunts, grandparents. Then came the second wife of my grandfather. His first wife, his grandmother’s daughter, died long ago. The daughter named her second grandfather's wife - "adopted grandmother".

Quotes in rural.
The grandfather in the village, in order to turn on the light in the bath or cowhouse, you had to first plug a certain plug into the socket near the entrance to the house, then come to the destination, and there also plug the fork into the socket. Once done, the whole chain must be pulled back.
Years passed and I came to the village for a future aunt.
I needed to turn on the lights in the bathroom. The scheme is approximately similar. There are only 3 outboards at home. on the nearest pillar another 4 and next to the bathroom itself two more.
Obviously, none of the vices were signed.
All combinations of forks. There was no light in the bathroom.
I went to Tessa.
He also turned the lamps in the bath by a third.

There are a lot of different vegetarians.

Vegan is only vegetable.
Lactovegans – plus milk
Vegetables – plus eggs
There are other types of fish that are eaten.
Chapter 24: The Chiefs!
The meat is accidental? I’m vegan, but I eat meat too.

The housewife came a decision from the court, and there instead of the amount of debt SQL-request for half a page :D

Long-long drive through the forest... We have been to Mongolia km. 30 was deepened.

Oh my sweetheart! There are no forests in the Mongolian People's Republic. Not from Russia, not from China. So wherever you went there, you went to the country of Pizdobobolia.

Beats with a methole
Advice to Women
Give him a fire. by himself.

Bad advice for women. Harmful and unsafe advice. Do not let them burn! The fireworks also burn. Let the villa not even touch.

You haven’t seen me alone at home.
The captain would not say more beautiful.

I was wrong :(
yyy: "I corrected" and "I was wrong" - that's all
This is all I need from the developer :D
XXX: I have written...

There are seven very carefully selected people in the world who hold the so-called “internet keys.” These are electronic cards containing a code. In the event of a global hacking attack, “Internet Guards” will be immediately transported to a U.S. military base where they activate their keys and then the global network will be disconnected. They will be able to restore everything. These are the true rulers of the world. Its members meet four times a year for an official key check ceremony. Not a bad story for a film about capturing the world.

Ron: I have been all my life. He designed the cage so that the lion was an integral part of it. When the cell is initialized, the lion is automatically generated inside.

Olegator: this is the main thing not to forget to document, or someone will try to generate a cage for themselves, and there is a lion.

Commentary on the newly-coloured logo of the Voronezh region:

xxx: as yesterday discovered in the logo are seen ass and chewbacks

Japanese censorship once again impressed
xxx: at the beginning of the porn video closed with squares all the street around the silhouettes of the main characters

Contextual advertising simultaneously offers pre-order of HoMM VII and delivery of food to the home. Sickness and infection (

Turn on the TV.
Penguins sing about the taste of toilet paper.
Shut off the TV.
But how can I develop it now?

by Dmitry Zay. How are you?
Dmitry: Hi
by Dmitry : )
Vladivostok is fucking
I was scared.)

For the Chinese, there is nothing impossible.

No, I can understand everything. I can understand people who are looking to conduct thermonuclear synthesis in the microwave, I can understand those who are looking for sex shops for their fantasies. But those who are looking for elite, electric and automatic masturbators in Yekaterinburg, I can’t understand the nihua.
It’s crazy, probably from Apple.