Employees came, called the boss to smoke, joked entering "we come to you for a tribute!". I got the answer of the boss: "and who should I bow?"))

DigitalSkylines (16:39:04 3/09/2008)
Do you want to start learning a language?

Children (16:42:18 3/09/2008)
I once wanted Italian.

DigitalSkylines (16:43:04 3/09/2008)
And now?

Children (16:47:07 3/09/2008)
And now I want a rest of love sex and I don’t need any language except male.

The most unexpected thing that can happen at the lecture:
The man in half a voice tells boring information, walks back and forth, ticks on slides, and at the end asks:
How much remains until the end?
- 2 minutes
This fucking unexpected!! to
“Well, in order for you to let me know a little bit, I’ll show you how I make an average saper in 46 seconds! And right on the projector is a saper. With applause...

A friend of the couch to throw out the hope was, and he lives on the 16th floor, to endure the fall, so he did - pulled the couch on the staircase fire and called the firefighters

Igneus
Valuev fat macaca... it’s scary to look at him
Slv →
I will correct. Fighting fat macaca.

You think I’m crazy!% of
Mpak: The real madness is when the voices in your head don’t talk to you, motivated by the fact that you never listen to them.)

The first September has arrived! Let’s say what we say twice a year:
"From this semester I start studying!"

Yesterday I saw the funniest inscription on the lift button in my life: SAURON’S EYES are looking at you!

<Smesh> Who is this? Who came to the mind of the catalogue with electronic forms for accounting "e-blanki"?? to

She is:
Stop drinking, stop drinking!

He is:
You do not understand, there must be some stability in the country.Our beer and alcohol industry and industry are planning to sell products, there are entire departments of planning and sales.And if I take and stop drinking now.I confuse them with all the maps and graphics.And they will be staying in the warehouses, the workers will not receive the salary, the children will starve.

She is:
and. Logic of Men

KISS
I have a kiss that sleeps ?

Damage
What kind of shit do you sleep there? and?? to

KISS
I look at her all the time! - Kira

Damage
AAAA

Damage
Well...

Damage
by Hulu))

The story happened in the summer. At our house, the repairmen did something with the stationary phone, and then strangers began to call. One man succeeded. He called 5 times and asked Maxim. I am tired of this order. The call again:
Can I hear Maxim?
I – yes of course. And he began to scream in the trumpet: You know, along the night streets! I walked barefoot and didn’t hurt my legs!!!! to
He stopped and dropped the phone. I didn’t call anymore :-)

I buy new shoes, the seller (P) -girl just brought me my 36th size
Give me some more socks, it’s white.
Is the size 38-42 suitable?

I always wear socks on top shoes.

(14.17) DereVol@z: KillerToma how are you basking? Do you know who my uncle is? Do you know who he is?
DereVolaz: A!uc@rd hear tell Tomato who is my uncle
(14.21) A!uc@rd: KillerToma you hear the tricks! His uncle...to his uncle...therefore the brother of his mother!! to

Gray_Z: Some people with techniques on "you" and some on "oy"

Marika Brydick
Oh you are! I found food!
Fall'n Me
Leave the child in peace!

See also: Come

She is naughty?

See also: AGA

Secas asked me to tell you that he missed you very much!

I honestly promise. As soon as I see this message, I immediately close the basha page and start working.

Leonder: favorite tits of my beloved aunt...
Katy: wow... :)
Leonder: the favorite puzzle of my beloved aunt...
Katy: wow... :)
Leonder: The favourite ass of my beloved aunt.
It seems like I’m all made up of a beloved aunt!