In response to the statement of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation that the so-called “sound drugs” are a new type of fraud, the creators of the “sound drugs” stated that in fact the fraud is the so-called Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation.

According to them, in the Russian segment of the Internet began to appear information about the so-called Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation, allegedly influencing the criminal situation in the country.

According to experts, it is impossible to the advertised effect through the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation, the authors of the “sound drugs” argue.

And the only result of the use of the so-called Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation are headaches, partial loss of memory and decreased brain activity, the authors of sound drugs emphasized. by VIT CENEV

Once my mother’s story is over, I’ll write more.
It was also at the dawn of my departure.

My friend and I admin the district network and we are called by a firm, they don't have a net, everything is distributed through the Linux server and the right on the desktops are cut off at the very least. During the play, it turns out that their admin is in the hospital.
We call him to find out the admin password, then my friend's conversation with admin:
I need an admin password, I need an admin password.
From the ISS!! to
(Well, the connector should have seen my friend’s face, but he takes himself in his hands and goes on.)
- Sorry, I understand, of course, you are in the hospital, and you are very ill, but here people work, they need access to the internet, the situation is critical, the director personally asks you very much...
In English with Russian letters!!!! to

Imagine living in the 1960s, never using a computer or hearing anything about it. Have you presented? ) Now read these phrases slowly, thinking about the meaning:

"I’m going to be a friend"
"Shooted on the soap"
"The movie weighs (!) 100 meters and 400 meters"
"Pleased the page down"
And finally, "Drop the music on the wall".

Strange things does this 40-year-old man called the Internet =)

by Nietzsche. It will be 09:09:09 09/09/09
On that day, at this time, I will come to Peter's Deviattino metro station and drink nine bottles of Baltic Nine.

Some people think that if they have breasts, they can do anything.

In the Ministry of Education and Science, after editing the Russian language, they curled another squirrel... and added smiles to the alphabet!

p0tramp writes in useless_faq: What will happen on earth if all the magnets suddenly stop magnetizing?

sanguisugus: a huge thunderstorm from falling them all from the refrigerators

by LamoSS

The guy who rides around the world and throws his shoes at politicians... throw in Fursenko kirzachi, plz!! to

by Katyushkin:
Now next to me in the subway was a young girl, listening to the player and dancing loudly on the seat) Smiled, laughed, staring at others in order to catch the eyes on themselves.

by Katyushkin:
Five minutes later, she gets a notebook with notes, on which in large letters is written "Clinical Psychodiagnostics."

has happened!
The little girl wrote in the aska, pushed as a business and how many years. He decided not to scare her very much, said that 25 (in fact 35). She replied, Uncle, and went off-line.

Teach me to be erotic)))
WOW: The easiest thing is to speak the letter Aaa at different heights, depending on what your partner does.
zzz: for example, if he wipes the penis around your curtain, then the bass will be appropriate XD

tower
This is strange, you want to sleep all day, and at night it no longer pulls)))

d-maxx
+1 is

The forum of one online game, a small hologram on the topic "What axis is better". Commentary :

Romary
The Gods see, I have read all of the above, but I have not understood Nothing (I know the language of Pushkin, the language of Shakespeare, a little language of Horace, and in perfection the language of our electrician Anatoly! I am capable!! For the sake of all the holy, please translate, in the available Russian language, what I should do and in what sequence to do so that the pocket is charged with me. ))))) Thanks in advance! With respect for your knowledge, philologist.

I heard a beautiful phrase in the subway:
Think of me! When you don’t think, the brain releases hydrogen peroxide!

The Langollers from the novel of the same name by Stephen King - this is really the Unknown Jobbing Hunt

XXX is
When: 1993 Who: Harry Howe, a lawyer from Toronto. Cause of death: He fell out of a window on the 24th floor. I wanted to prove to the attendees that the glass cannot be broken.
XXX is
Surprised the guy.

Silvia: Listen, do you have a gazelle on the go? I need to take the cargo immediately. by SUSNA!
Sanek: Oh...I thought you and I were just friends...but for business...
Silvia: The pine is a tree! by Bolvan!

As long as I remember you, I’ve always been a blonde since September 1.
And you from September 1st!

xxx: fucking, the Kitekat advertisement with the cat Boris has been running for ten years. I wonder how many Boris died in that time?
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Like Sisadmin, I hate accountants, but everything changed... as soon as a new young, sympathetic accountant arrived! It’s nice to help =)
c) Methos
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You’re going to grow up, Mowgli.