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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19953
 03.09.2009
In response to the statement of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation that the so-called “sound drugs” are a new type of fraud, the creators of the “sound drugs” stated that in fact the fraud is the so-called Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation.

According to them, in the Russian segment of the Internet began to appear information about the so-called Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation, allegedly influencing the criminal situation in the country.

According to experts, it is impossible to the advertised effect through the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation, the authors of the “sound drugs” argue.

And the only result of the use of the so-called Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation are headaches, partial loss of memory and decreased brain activity, the authors of sound drugs emphasized. by VIT CENEV

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №19952
 03.09.2009
Once my mother’s story is over, I’ll write more.
It was also at the dawn of my departure.

My friend and I admin the district network and we are called by a firm, they don't have a net, everything is distributed through the Linux server and the right on the desktops are cut off at the very least. During the play, it turns out that their admin is in the hospital.
We call him to find out the admin password, then my friend's conversation with admin:
I need an admin password, I need an admin password.
From the ISS!! to
(Well, the connector should have seen my friend’s face, but he takes himself in his hands and goes on.)
- Sorry, I understand, of course, you are in the hospital, and you are very ill, but here people work, they need access to the internet, the situation is critical, the director personally asks you very much...
In English with Russian letters!!!! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №19951
 03.09.2009
Imagine living in the 1960s, never using a computer or hearing anything about it. Have you presented? ) Now read these phrases slowly, thinking about the meaning:

"I’m going to be a friend"
"Shooted on the soap"
"The movie weighs (!) 100 meters and 400 meters"
"Pleased the page down"
And finally, "Drop the music on the wall".

Strange things does this 40-year-old man called the Internet =)

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19950
 03.09.2009
by Nietzsche. It will be 09:09:09 09/09/09
On that day, at this time, I will come to Peter's Deviattino metro station and drink nine bottles of Baltic Nine.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №19949
 03.09.2009
Some people think that if they have breasts, they can do anything.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №19948
 03.09.2009
In the Ministry of Education and Science, after editing the Russian language, they curled another squirrel... and added smiles to the alphabet!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №19947
 03.09.2009
p0tramp writes in useless_faq: What will happen on earth if all the magnets suddenly stop magnetizing?

sanguisugus: a huge thunderstorm from falling them all from the refrigerators

by LamoSS

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №19946
 03.09.2009
The guy who rides around the world and throws his shoes at politicians... throw in Fursenko kirzachi, plz!! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №19945
 03.09.2009
by Katyushkin:
Now next to me in the subway was a young girl, listening to the player and dancing loudly on the seat) Smiled, laughed, staring at others in order to catch the eyes on themselves.

by Katyushkin:
Five minutes later, she gets a notebook with notes, on which in large letters is written "Clinical Psychodiagnostics."

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №19944
 03.09.2009
has happened!
The little girl wrote in the aska, pushed as a business and how many years. He decided not to scare her very much, said that 25 (in fact 35). She replied, Uncle, and went off-line.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №19943
 03.09.2009
Teach me to be erotic)))
WOW: The easiest thing is to speak the letter Aaa at different heights, depending on what your partner does.
zzz: for example, if he wipes the penis around your curtain, then the bass will be appropriate XD

[ + 129 - ] Comment quote №19942
 03.09.2009
tower
This is strange, you want to sleep all day, and at night it no longer pulls)))

d-maxx
+1 is

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19941
 03.09.2009
The forum of one online game, a small hologram on the topic "What axis is better". Commentary :

Romary
The Gods see, I have read all of the above, but I have not understood Nothing (I know the language of Pushkin, the language of Shakespeare, a little language of Horace, and in perfection the language of our electrician Anatoly! I am capable!! For the sake of all the holy, please translate, in the available Russian language, what I should do and in what sequence to do so that the pocket is charged with me. ))))) Thanks in advance! With respect for your knowledge, philologist.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №19940
 03.09.2009
I heard a beautiful phrase in the subway:
Think of me! When you don’t think, the brain releases hydrogen peroxide!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №19939
 03.09.2009
The Langollers from the novel of the same name by Stephen King - this is really the Unknown Jobbing Hunt

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №19938
 03.09.2009
XXX is
When: 1993 Who: Harry Howe, a lawyer from Toronto. Cause of death: He fell out of a window on the 24th floor. I wanted to prove to the attendees that the glass cannot be broken.
XXX is
Surprised the guy.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №19937
 03.09.2009
Silvia: Listen, do you have a gazelle on the go? I need to take the cargo immediately. by SUSNA!
Sanek: Oh...I thought you and I were just friends...but for business...
Silvia: The pine is a tree! by Bolvan!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №19936
 03.09.2009
As long as I remember you, I’ve always been a blonde since September 1.
And you from September 1st!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №19935
 03.09.2009
xxx: fucking, the Kitekat advertisement with the cat Boris has been running for ten years. I wonder how many Boris died in that time?
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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №19934
 03.09.2009
Like Sisadmin, I hate accountants, but everything changed... as soon as a new young, sympathetic accountant arrived! It’s nice to help =)
c) Methos
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You’re going to grow up, Mowgli.

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