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[ + 82 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53243
 12.09.2011
Aggressive: Give up
Agressiv: I’m going to work on the Vasky beach this morning
Agressiv: On the opposite strip some steep merine goes to the turn, on my strip the nose is high.
Agressiv: and me what that soak pulled, the fist opened the fist
Agressiv: he was shy, sharply on the brakes... I passed by, and then I imagined what picture he saw from the side.
Agressiv: He unfolds his Mercedes and sees some fool flying into his bark, opened his fist
Agressiv: He didn’t know if I was screaming or ORU!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53242
 12.09.2011
In our juice there are more than a kilogram of apples - and after all, they don't fuck up, from a kilogram of apples there are only 300 milliliters of juice, and the rest of what?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №53241
 12.09.2011
18:39 Vinzent: lagman, I am Paulo Coelho, a writer for the bead.
18:40 dm Áthaca: A I Bead - reader for paulo coelho

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53240
 12.09.2011
Recently, the entrance was repaired... and after 3 days, some smart man wrote a nail on a fresh paint: "Oh you, repair!"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53239
 12.09.2011
From formspring 1badd'a:
Do you love children?
My lawyer forbade me to answer such questions.


[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53238
 12.09.2011
I asked my husband to disassemble the couch, seeing that he was going to fulfill my request, calmly went out to smoke.
After 5 minutes, the husband runs out with a crazy look and with the words "bad, oh bad" begins to dig into a bunch of old building materials near the house.
Expecting the worst for the couch, I ask:
"What happened to you?"
He responds by looking at a table:
"Yes, I saw on the telescope how the tree is broken by the hands...I want to try it..."

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53237
 12.09.2011
The Bugga! I have a congratulation here 😉

The gun! Happy Birthday to you!! I wish you great achievements, fabulous love, a lot of money, a huge castle! A prince is like a white horse. xd

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53236
 12.09.2011
*yyy constantly trolls xxxh on the topic that xxxh is a Jew. The Conversation :
Listen, I need your help.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №53235
 12.09.2011
Health, money, and women are needed to avoid thinking about them.

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53234
 12.09.2011
We sent the database of the German client to our programming firm for testing. To make sure that the program works well with real data.
Testers - people cheerful, immediately found some Schwarzkopf in the base and fired, making a comment "for painted hair".

Next is more.

Someone, Albert Speer, was dismissed from night shift work, stating in a comment "suspicious of ties with Hitler."

The work was disputed, the genocide rose.

The entire department was dismissed with the commentary "In the gasway" (naturally in German).

The apogee was the dismissal of the director in the enterprise, and the introduction of the position
"Overstormbanfighter" and acceptance of it (as you probably already guessed)
Max von Stirlitz.

The element of reality in the game of testers brought a dumb guy who wanted to test how the mail server works. As a result, all of the above-mentioned characters and their managers were sent by database to their real e-mail addresses the above comments.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №53233
 12.09.2011
Unprecedented floods have hit the northeastern parts of Haiti. In the fight against floods for the first time decided to use witches and extrasensors.
Currently, three thousand wizards are already digging drainage channels.
Extractors are given loops.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53232
 12.09.2011
It was funny when a friend of a vegetarian said she didn’t eat meat because she feels sorry for animals... and she boasted that she was given a shirt (!) of natural meat! % of

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53231
 12.09.2011
Rapper Huff detained at the request of aircraft passengers
The passengers do not want to fly with the corpse.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №53230
 12.09.2011
A familiar girl writes:"Our eyes met on the ass of a bending girl. What do you think, after that, he still has a romantic interest in me O_O"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53229
 12.09.2011
The conversation between the two athletes:
A: How does doping control go?
B: The Reference
A: I am not SSU (I am clean)
Q: I am talking to the banks reference
A: AAA

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53228
 12.09.2011
He opened the bor, worshipped the hue, closed the bor, turned on the television...

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №53227
 12.09.2011
The train parking. A large station. Along the train, babies carry beer, cakes and loud cries. is tired. I start screaming: "Fresh drivers! A hot reservation. Refrigerated processors!" Passengers are reviving. Babok begins to break the betrayal - they understand that a competitor has appeared, but can't understand what!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53226
 12.09.2011
xxx: What a shit I came to Moscow and just didn't go out once to the institute and to the store, and here I lie on the bed in the shock, with horror in the eyes and with a new neighbor whose name is Ural for a moment!
Why the Urals? Where did he come from?
XXX: Who knows it? And today the girl Lada should come to me and there will be a Russian car industry here.

[ + 59 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53225
 12.09.2011
The children! Learn Russian, your mother!
I laughed when I read your "explanations" and "to try", I was amused that even "blade" you could not write correctly. But when in the resume of one of the potential employees I read "Ekaterina Dmitrievna", I cried.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №53224
 12.09.2011
I write to you and all that.
What can I say more?
by Rianna Ontole,
The danger is blatant!

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