YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Come to the neighborhood and drink a cup of water ;)
XXX: No...
XX: I remember that after the past tea, we have never found my strings.

Is there an accident involving a motorcyclist not the fault of the motorcyclist?
YYY: Once it was like this: a motorcyclist was walking in the forest and was struck by a bunch of angry wild pigs.

Nikita: but my grandfather at the age of 90 walked on a bear with villas!
Nikita: well the bear with a sense of humor got, but otherwise the han would grandfather...

From the Honey Forum:

Question: Hello Doctor! Tell the doctor if I have been using ketamine for a year and a half, almost 6 mg daily, how can it affect my health? Is there a physical dependence?

Answer: Where do you find this ketamine? I have been 2 months I can't find it anywhere, and on the internet ads do not know who to take a quick.. thanks in advance for the answer

Yuri Luzhkov intends to drive the clouds in the winter to prevent snow from falling in the border of Moscow. This is more profitable than cleaning the snow on the streets.

And for us, because of the damn of Moscow, to drive the clouds with nothing - we will be filled with snow.

xxx: I play, I mean, a toy, and I play a “female” character. I have a kind of disgusting appearance. What should I buy there (or should I? was was. The money is lacking. Well he said to me, "We can agree, I will give you half a drop" I, without a back-thinking, shake "agreement" and... darkness, and then we have him in the bedroom and this is what it says: "I liked it, come back again." When I agreed, I didn’t think about what it would turn around and what this ugliness is counting on!
And I feel either a deceived innocent girl or a cheap prostitute (((
The truth then thought, and not so cheap – 500 backs!! to
By the way, the next time passed, immediately agreed to him went, so why, he asks, not to earn?
P.S I killed him later on FIG.
YYY: All of you, grandmothers, sales...

September 1, time for lunch. On the road are a man and a son, apparently a first-class student. They go quietly and suddenly the son with horror:
“Papa, let’s go back, I left the flowers with the teacher!”

The Internet is now 40 years old. On September 2, 1969, a group of 20 researchers gathered at Len Kleinrock’s laboratory at the University of California in Los Angeles.All scientists observed an unprecedented process here: two computers transmitted meaningless test data on a three-meter-long gray cable.

The daughter works as a household appliance purchasing manager in China
My daughter (14:45)

We have fun here )) came the courier, and we discuss the factories (hereinafter in the big letters of naming the factories)... Masha says: "Katia, what did you do?", I say "Huyda said "yes"... Masha: "Tanya, and at EBAO prices have become something high. Ask for the same goods from DAHUYA and DAHUYA"... the courier looked at us and asked "What office do you have?"

Now, under the new regulations, the haishniks may not give honor.
is not left?

It’s not me who pulled, it’s them who stopped.

The boss told me last Friday.
Young and mature years he gave to the Soviet Army, and therefore spent the vacation in military sanatoriums in Crimea and in the Caucasian mineral waters. Since in the ranks he was modest, the vacation was given in April, then in September-October, and therefore, depending on the weather, he went either to the sea or to the mountains.
So, in October 198... year he went to Pyatigorsk, where he settled in the semi-elite sanatorium of the Air Force. In his youth, the chef was a man somewhere - an athlete and a morge (in his words), and therefore, every morning started with loading and bathing. In the sanatorium was just a small open pool, in which the chef received a charge of vigor.
Well, he ran, melted, and swung in the water at a temperature below the room temperature. And here passes an interesting woman of forty years, dressed in a long coat. He sees the unwaveringly wrapped Sanycha and asks astonishedly:
Why is it not cold to you?
And the chef, who came from the ice water in a playful mood, replies:
Well what are you! There is a pool with heating. Did you not know?
Water is a fairy tale!
The lady smiles with her hand, leaves, and returns already in her coat, with a bathing hat on her head. Graciously takes off the coat, demonstrating a slim, very attractive figure and erotically bending dive into the pool.
The terrible whisper of the runaway lady was probably heard by all the Caucasian mineral waters. The chef hardly stole the dead woman from the pool, after which she was immediately taken to the resuscitation center.
In addition, she was the wife of the deputy chief of the Political Directorate of the Chief Committee.
The Air Force, and therefore the boss so dismissed in modest ranks.))) Ah, and what a romantic story could be blurred...
If the swimming pool was heated.)

He drowned in a pond despite being a fish in the horoscope and fucking like a man.

Linups_Troolvalds: I’m even sometimes saddened by how simple and unambiguous Linux has become lately.

A key phrase that explains everything. In fact, you don’t need a simple and understandable Linux. You don’t need to be able to work with everything. You need this complexity and confusion because it protects it from everything else and thus gives you at least some value. You desire to remain the chosen "elite", which is respectfully viewed by "lams". You are poor, greedy, hysterical children who have not found themselves in life. You are shamans with a drum from the Middle Ages defending their illusory power. And all your claims to Microsoft come from just one thing – it took that power from you, it made the computer accessible to EVERYONE! And you are angry because the computer is the only thing you possess to some extent, because you have Nothing else. You’ve “neutralized” neither normal knowledge, nor work, nor hobby, nothing. All you’ve used is the god-picked Linux that 99% of users don’t need, because they have the rest of their lives.

She: Can you write me a poem on the given topic?
He is easy. The big?
She: No
He: Write the topic, I'm going to fuck off
I want to give it to my friends at the wedding. In short, the theme - wedding, should be names - Olga and Sasha
He is OK. Happy to think.
It is: Ready

Well, this is all, say goodbye to all the walks,
Sasha thought, the smoking squeezed.
“Supernatural drunkenness is overwhelmed.
I don’t need a condom now.

Oh Olga, Olga, the Babian nature.
Know, because the synonyms are “defect” and “marriage”.
Twins hold under the accords of "Sipulture"
Now I won’t get it anyway.”

Olga in a white dress.
The smile is not hidden.
She said, “You will be mine forever.”
The corner was fixed.

In life it was, is and will be.
Men are in force,
They think the feeling will not go away.
Those guys are stupid.

I read this creation:

"xxx: I clean the tea, here my into the kitchen, gently says: "well what, dear, steamed up?"
XXX: Better than your chest
XXXX: The Hole"

If a normal man, and with a living wife, eats, then this same wife must wonder why she has not yet been sent to re-educate to her mother!

And you also have friends (friends) who are much more interesting in the ass than in life?

The court found guilty of abuse of official position and theft in a large size of the accountant of the district municipality Salman Archhoev. Of the 115 million rubles allocated in 2008 from the budget for the reimbursement of housing benefits, 17,7 million were reflected in the accounting. The rest of Archhoev together with Chief of Management Maret Barachoeva and Deputy Finance Minister of Ingushetia Alihan Gandalov assigned. The court sentenced Archhoev to six years in prison and a fine of 50 thousand rubles.

Grampe: we are sitting on a pair at the end of the grille: there are questions?
Two people ask: we can go out the audience wrong.

> By the way, if we require to wear a shirt, why don’t teachers start from themselves?
> Let everyone go in shape. It comes to Mariah, when the teacher is herself.
> stands in pants and orets on girls to walk in shirts. One girl
I asked, “Why are you in your pants?” In short, the poor child.
Mint in shape. Railways in shape. Diversity in costumes.
Teachers go as they want. There is an idea to assign signs of difference.Fig to understand who is in front of you. The director has three sides on his shoulder. The youngest composition is taburet, according to the title.