Not so long ago, somewhere around a year ago, my aunt (her 65 years of life worked as a lecturer in a music school) got a comp. During this time, I have been able to change the screw on her unit three times! How can she break the system so quickly??? Recently it’s been called: "Serve the bobby again to breathe..." I’m tired of it! And when she left for the country, I not long thinking grabbed the Kubunu disc with the aim of clinging and went... met me a witness to repair the devil-machine. A complete apocalypse has begun for me. She liked this device and now she is constantly calling me after every hour to ask for advice! I count the days who of us breaks down first or the system, or the system, or I..... 6th day of the experiment

Not mine, I read somewhere on the net, immediately remembered the dialogue of two suckles one of which the guy sent to yuh with her mathematics:
Hello, will you take me?
No is
Why is?
I bought super cute shoes for $10. On a heels of 15 cm, which is NOT feeling at all... Here and go now on foot... And most importantly from the hip, dear, from the hip!

Break the mosque!
I have two three in one, three second, four and a half three thick and four three shells.

From the women's forum, the topic: gynecologist, to whom to go to a man or a woman?
Anjuta 15 years old: of course to a woman, here my mother goes to a man in a private clinic and says men are more gentle, I just don’t understand why I have to pay money for that he looks at my charms, it’s he has to pay me for it!!! to

and cheese:
When I first struck my son for porn, the first thing I said
Noah, go out and find an excuse for yourself!

The Comrades:

d1gw1n: You know, I've been reading interesting facts for an hour now.
Child: for example
d1gw1n: The whirlwind does not echo, and nobody knows why.
Child: Why

I explain: the wrenching echo gives echo, but this echo is almost impossible to distinguish the ear from the wrenching itself. It seems that there is no echo. Read less of all the annoyances.
Your K.O.

YYY: Good, in general, the student’s life... There are, of course, a few shortcomings...
XXX: Oh, that's not a pair - that's a minus, and so everything is fine

Vasya1337: Well what, am I a cowboy? I will grow up, I will be a rapper!
Oradeno: If anyone doesn’t cut his ass off before that.

In one of the games:

XXX: I am a smoker
YYY: No, probably a shortcut

xxx: In the yard of wood, in the woods of brother, in the grass of brother))
yyy: Deputies ballot, ballot, but not ballot
Zzz: Lukashenko walked on the highway and sucked...
Yyy, you have won

A young economist enters the office. Address to the system administrator:
A: Hi to you. I got married and changed my name. Change the name of my computer from "Ivanova" to "Petrova".
When did you get married?
E: In the last week.
Come, come in a year. If the name remains the same, we will change.
E : O_O

The sister in the hallway sat by a cage with a hammer (he is called Babayka), I hear:
You are my sweetheart, you are my sweetheart, my little baby, I love you, I will bite you my leg now!!!! to

A dispute between two women:
You are ugly, ugly and stupid!! to
I am neither ugly nor ugly!! to

budkin: put Ubuntu 11.04. ohuen system, overall beauty. Especially pleased with the fonts, the support of the multi-task. Well, in general, the design is not worse than Macovsky. I think she still has more days.

Recently I was left without a roof when I was served by a waitress in Calsona. You know, there have been recently, with a valve on the ass, so that it was convenient to crawl, and with other attributes. This point costs 350 rubles, and what fool came to mind that it is cool and fashionable, I don’t know. But I came to serve what in the hoodies. I was almost mad at all. No matter how much I was reassured, refrain from shouting "Wear pants or stretch up the valve so that it was completely fashionable", I could not stand. The foolishness of the act I see is that I did not demand the administrator right away.

Call for technical support
Help me, I am in trouble!! to
What happened to you?
I turn on the computer and I have this damn windows popping out! What to do?!! to

I thought...
by Megapyhar

Gu
Blessed

Gu
I told my mom instead I don’t want to change tickets, I don’t want to beat mines.

Ka is
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah!!!! 1

Gu
I want to!!! to

Gu
I lied to my mom, I do.

From the forum about those who buy Apple products:

As for those who write with boiling water, if you buy a note (or not a note) twice as expensive as it costs, there are only two options: admit yourself an idiot or tell everyone how cool it is.

...
xxx: and he flies in a smile and such gets a camel yellow "I would suggest that for the lady will be too strong";
HHH: I was so upset.
hhh: and he saw my confusion until he changed his face, burst "bla;, a century mistake", stretched a cigarette and left (((

...
I get a 10th. I want to tell her that they are strong... and it turned out "I would suggest that for a lady they will be too strong"
moonchild: facepalm
kali4: I get to see how it all looks with my appearance) nothing, feed like "Shit, a century wrong!" can't squeeze))

I think you should at least get to know them! :)

Our friend Vadik, after a tumultuous drunkenness woke up on the same couch with Zhenya, Zhenya - gay, nothing was essential, but the news flew around all friends)))
Greetings to Russia
Tagged: hello
“Who did you sleep with?”? to
Wadiq: I went to the fucking!! I am not a pirate!!! to