I just had a joke.I sit in the bus at the end, we load. By the way, travel in our bus n-new route 5 UAH.for pensioners and on certificates -free. The bus is already full, almost the last man enters, presents a certificate and passes to the last door. This character returns to the driver, says - oh, I confused the bus, return the money. He gets $5 and goes on with a smile on the street.

XXX: We just have different approaches to work.
YYY: It is certain. I am offered money – I don’t take it, and you ask, but you don’t get it.

X: "In Sevastopol the construction of the first
Underwater Orthodox Temple. He is
It is necessary for the doers who do
Sinking in the area would have
The opportunity to pray to God in the depths"
Y: Who lives on the bottom of the Black Sea?
Watt pop, square trousers!
They would still be on the bottom of the Chernobyl pond.
The refrigerator built a temple and brought there a piece of dried sailorship, so that the stalkerches could
I want my mutant kids :D

When you write ‘generally’ (or ‘generally’), somewhere in the world a little grammar-nazi is crying.
Please remember: either "in general", or "in general", or "in general".
You can’t remember – write "touch" for example)

Photo of two books. According to the condition of the contest you need to guess "men" books on the cover.

Resistance of materials

Q: You are close to the truth.
But you are lazy to open comments :-)
Lack of options was...

H: Well real day comments to read (
This is Landau Lvivitz.
There are no more men’s books.

Q: The previous version was warmer

X: What could be warmer than quantum mechanics

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The warm lamp of quantum mechanics.

X: I opened the first volume of Landau-Lisvic and at the very beginning saw"Let’s take Lagrangian" and closed)

K: No, Noacho, I took Tom Berry and Lagrangian. It is not serious :-)
You must be able to take responsibility for your actions.

X: I can’t take Lagrangian
My mother does not allow me.

I walk around the city and see a new type of affair - the fat determiner in the body. such a small device with pins, for which you need to pull in different directions and it will show % fat. Absolutely nonsense)
So here, I pass by, and here one aunt interested... and it looks like she is no less than 150 kg. He asks, says and shoes, will he show how much fat? and next to the bukharik passed, bought the topic and on the whole street as a hole - you are definitely fat! I can tell you this without an aggressor!

I go to bed late. I drink sedative and energy pills)) A kind of mixture. I want to be calm and energetic. But for now, I can only sleep on the go.)

In China opened the world’s worst bridge: the glass suspension bridge. Under the feet of tourists is a 180-meter gap. In order for the glass surface not to be broken, the visitors are given bushels.

XXX: And the Pants

YYY: and in the evenings the cleaners courageously and cold-bloodedly wash the floor by Mr. Musculus?! to

What to you?
Please give me some confidence for tomorrow.
A bit of yesterday. Will you take?

YouTube, a video of a Russian workshop, in which the rails are made with spots.

The commentary:
The second show was not shown. There are rail routes.

When the laughter was silent, one of the colleagues said with sadness: "I have three of them, I have a son farm."

There is a big mouse in the bathroom.
xxx: horror which, "mouse" is written with a soft sign

I just bought cookies. We see, and the duration of their duration has passed a month and a half like. Well, we went to the store, without complaints, we say, change us for fresh. The most fresh.
I picked out another pack, look, really fresh. It will be packed in an hour.

Fuck me, I’ve never written that!

Friedrich Nietzsche

My search for Google:
1) How to clean the coil
2) How to collect the coil
Repair of Dnipropetrovsk

xxx: I identified the pattern and understood what male food is))
xxx: Meat + anything else wrapped in the paste
xxx: Something must be wrapped in something else)) and there must be meat
The ideal option is meat in meat.

showed her husband in the SP knife interesting, screw shape, as if three blades twisted
The husband:
Let us buy! I’m going to show some customers, to say that this is for the smartest ass...

From the market.
Reviews of the dishwasher relating to the disadvantages:
Previously it was lazy to wash dishes with your hands - now it became lazy to put it in the dishwasher.

Our oldest cat approaches Me and begins to lick. He loves children, so he does it for a long time, with a sensation, shaking, like a tractor, and still licking them at the same time. His tongue is a %). The most terrifying thing is that if the cat " came to love", then it blows out the light. Until "Love"-not be behind :facepalm: In 10 minutes I hear my screams:
and Mamma! The cat is rubbing on me and licking... take it?
I can’t, I can’t clean my vegetables.
I hear a whisper, then a whisper: “Mom... he’s not going to get up... it’s probably?
(The cat is really...heavy :facepalm :)

We have the weather type:
1st Turn on DDT
2nd Hide it
Three Suffering