Supermega manager is the one who managed to squeeze Luzhkov two snow feathers the day before he fell.

The Citizen:

Found the Easter: if you press Ctrl and Shift and click on the plus, a gallery of fashion tower opens!
8 and 8"

But well! Have you forgotten what 14/88 means? Do you remember that this is a racist greeting? And what hero does he then do in the top of the abyss? Are you tired of living? This website and the FSB are viewing.

I lie down on his knees, he smoothed my hair for ten minutes and smiled. And suddenly he says, “Only a skull, clothed with skin and hair, but how beautiful!and "

Recently, among brewing companies it has become fashionable to produce unfiltered beer.
And only the Izhevsky brewery does this unconsciously.

Petition for the return of the button "[discuss]" for quotes!!! to

I go home from work with my wife, the radar brakes, and I have a mileage. At 50, I get out of the car. They, they say, break and all that, we generally start trading like at Sotheby’s. Suddenly, Haishnyg, looking at my car, begins to roast wildly. I turn around, the manna is ten meters from us, a wife sits in it and with the amplitude of the straboscope marks a distant light. No penny was taken from me.

Yes, two weeks ago I saw you at the stop.
and OMG! Was I beautiful in the morning?

d.aFrom 2 p.m. they flew over Moscow for half an hour, wondering how you ride over it.

We have gas in the apartment.
By the way, you have
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Fuck the pudding.
Seed the battle between brotherly races!! to

and Sasha:
Do you have a headache?

The ectoplasm:
NOA

and Sasha:
So, it doesn’t work... I’m checking out the Wooda doll.

The ectoplasm:
The teeth hurt.
Take it exactly.

I found the Paschal: if you press Ctrl and Shift and click on the plus, a gallery of fashion tower opens!
14 of 88

Everything that doesn’t dismiss us makes us more professional.



c) glebov.ru

A military story.

Once in Kazakhstan, one of the many

It connects Baikonur and its infrastructure. In the middle of the steppe

"Ural" with kungs, in which the equipment is installed, fixtures of wagons.

And the clock building at the entrance, and there is no door or fence - and

Why: around tens of kilometers of deserted terrain.

Low Half-Hill Half-Hill in some distance from the base, on the slopes

Separate from each other, three soldiers are sitting, eating something relentlessly from each other.

packaging boxes and washed out of bottles.

The commander explained:

This is my dismissal.

The skill of a programmer is not to write programs that work without it.

errors, and in writing programs that work at any quantity

of errors.

Topic in the news: Today in Ukraine will take place the action Get!
Commentary: I got it! Uraia, so get off sooner!

Cyril, is that why the guys are leaving me? I give them on the first day, what do they not like?

Dozz
It was LOL.)

Dozz
In the United States there is a system called the Green Card, which gives the right to live and work in the United States legally. So, accidentally got to the site, where it was suggested to fill out this questionnaire, filled out the 1st part (rejected as a citizen of Albania :)), and on the second they offered Laveh to throw them on the account. I stumbled and went out.

Dozz
After 40 minutes, a man calls me, and begins to talk in the bourgeois language, asking why did you not fill in the questionnaire? You don’t want to live in America?", I’m silent for 10 seconds, then I say to him: "I went on with a stupid americos", and then I added the standard "I love my balalayka and my bear Misha!" :D

Dozz
20 seconds of silence. Then the answer is "bl**t, so you are Russian??? I was registered as an Albanian " and put on the phone.

Dozz
Crying or laughing XD

>"... bought along with the price mark on which it is written "Ushastik >CB-1" terminator straight"

We in Penza saw in the gift shop a statue of Crocodile Gene and, sitting on his knees, Cheburashka. The price list was "Crocodile and Crocodile". Someone obviously had no childhood! and :)

I stood on the balcony of the 1st floor, did not turn on the light, 4 o'clock in the morning, I smoke. A man passes by - you can see somewhere slipped, his ass in the snow. I say, “Man, shake off his ass!” and he is on the machine: “Thank you,” he shakes off his coat, turns around and looks at his car looking at the frog. The man sneezed at her, thanked her again and quickly departed.

I feel sympathy with today’s youth.
Now we can say with confidence that we were not so dumb. Holy to believe.
But they will not be able anymore. Because the logos are on the run. and :)