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[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №40881
 28.12.2010
... and we have bananas in Peru cheaper than potatoes... well what country (

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №40880
 28.12.2010
You borrowed about men in the forest with condoms! Condoms are not just needed to engage. In it you can carry water (or other liquids), wrap in it objects that should not wet (objects, note, not parts of the body), and even use as a hose for heavy bleeding. It can also be used as a fastening for the bars in the noska-vlasha, and in the last place to crack... Learn, the urban generation...
by PS. Traveller with 13 years of experience.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №40879
 28.12.2010
xxx: the fatal outcome will be if you eat a snack for lunch, ride a menthol, then drink 2 liters of cola and kill the whole cock.
Yyy: Being a dwarf is always deadly. It is not even necessary to eat.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №40878
 28.12.2010
MardJane: I think I can make a man cry for hours.
Kobold: Winchester has been formatted?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №40877
 28.12.2010
xxx: my cat sneezed, and I did not think about it: "Be healthy"))
yyy: the main thing that he did not answer as well without thinking "thank you")

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №40876
 28.12.2010
I(14:50:54 27/12/2010)
And I started to hang up.

Rothschild (14:50:58 27/12/2010)
The color?

I (14:52:21 27/12/2010)
by A94D30

I (14:52:25 27/12/2010)
What is it.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №40875
 28.12.2010
Happy Afrodita (12:22:47 27/12/2010)
I don’t go out without makeup.
The God (12:25:54 27/12/2010)
Experienced...
Happy Afrodita (12:26:05 27/12/2010)
terrible

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №40874
 28.12.2010
Yes, you have the wrong answer...
Writing another?
Preponder: Yes Yes Yes
All right, she wrote.
Oh, and the first was correct. Why do you believe me?
Yes... I don’t even know why!

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40873
 28.12.2010
Today is a rare day - sunrise, full moon and lunar eclipse
WOW: and Dr. My Sister’s

[ + 67 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40872
 28.12.2010
I work as a surgeon.another night service.nothing predicts trouble,but suddenly bring with an ambulance guy 25 years of hoppy appearance with a rectal rupture.we sew, everything is fine.In the morning I approach, I wonder,how, the mouth is fine...my laughter has no limits.It turned out that they were trying to rob some man with a gun.The first man broke the jaw, and the second one pushed the pistol at the very glans))))))good though not shot)))

PS: Think before you do.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №40871
 28.12.2010
The lights in Domodedovo were turned off.
Has the last one flown?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №40870
 28.12.2010
There is now a pop song, there are the words "Alena will give!"
Yesterday evening at home, there was a good mood – said out loud with a taste like this...
My daughter is 7 years old.
To the ear: "Daddy, why do you say that Allen will give? It is true that Natasha will give it!"

A minute for 10...
The child is an angel flower - princesses, unicorns, pink, Disney...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №40869
 28.12.2010
From the series "and suddenly lucky?"
I know no one likes people who post UG, but nevertheless...
Cute girl: I don't wear uggy, I don't look, I write properly, I love cotte, I baked delicious cakes. It is sad to stay somehow under the New Year "in the broken cortex" (the former greeting). Who wants to organize a new year miracle? 4 five three 3 six 7 8 four zero (Nizhny Novgorod)

The Anti-Ug:
Give me Iris! Does Pope not fall? I’ll put it in my mouth...oh.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №40868
 28.12.2010
They fly by helicopter Kudrin, Putin and Medvedev.
Kudrin: “Look, I’ll throw a 1000 note from the helicopter now, a man on the ground will catch and rejoice.”
Putin: "Why are you so greedy? Let us throw out two bills of 500 rubles - two people will be pleased!
Medvedev: "You guys are very greedy. You can throw out 10 banknotes of 100 rubles - and 10 people will be delighted.
The pilot of the helicopter, turning to them: "Listen, and get out all three. 120 million people will be happy."

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №40867
 28.12.2010
See also: Suki! I so wanted to enjoy my New Year’s depression and loneliness,
And you make me laugh, and you make me roar like a horse.
My stomach hurts from laughter. All depression is cold.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №40866
 28.12.2010
We put the tree only for the cat. She loves to beat balls and chew branches.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №40865
 27.12.2010
Russian Post: Write the index correctly, or our pigeons can’t read it!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №40864
 27.12.2010
X: I have to shave my cheeks.
XXX: It was good.
XXX: I have a shit there.
XXX: The Chest
xxx: I don't know why my phone instead of "chicken" wrote "crazy"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №40863
 27.12.2010
in one chat.
Actors: I, my girlfriend, my ex, and random characters (xxx, yyy). With a girl in the private we talk about trees (set or not).
I have it, but I do not have it.
You are not lucky...
YYY: Give a number of specialists on this matter?
Previous: I told you that you won’t get up now))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №40862
 27.12.2010
xxx: contact - scuco)
I went to see him in a few centuries to see how. I saw the advertisement: "The Great Empire. Lead your army to victory". I thought "Why shouldn’t it?" He launched Rome: Total war and spent the whole night conquering Gaul.

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