XXX is
Hair in the ass, fuck.
XXX is
Fuck, it wasn’t your message.

Some individuals need to be forced to take the exam for the right to drive a cart in the hypermarket

Users who are very accustomed to win XP and moved to seven, should indicate the user name "My Documents".

Little Petya loves gifts. His mother gave him two lines of equal length, consisting of large and small letters of the Latin alphabet. Now Petya wants to compare these lines lexicographically.Help Pete to make a comparison. by Facepalm
yyy: Help Pete not end his life with suicide :D

You look at the next "Thormoz" and don't believe it was once the fastest sperm.

From foreign history of disease (translation from English):

The patient refused to open.
The patient had not committed suicide before.
The patient left the leukocytes in another hospital.
The patient's medical history - without features, except for the set
40 pounds in the last three days.
She has neither a shake nor a cold, but her husband notes that she was very hot in bed last night.
The patient has pain in the chest when lying on his left side for more than a year.
On the second day the condition of the knee improved, on the third day it disappeared.
The patient is depressed, constantly crying. There are also signs of depression.
My patient has suffered from depression since she first approached me.
1993 to 1993
Status: Alive but without my permission.
A shy 59-year-old man, looking healthy, in a healthy mind, but forgotten.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
Pain from the fingers and below.
Skin: wet and dry.
The patient is conscious and does not respond.
Periodically experiences constant rare headaches.
Rectal examination showed that the size of the thyroid gland is within the normal range.
She that she had suffered from constipation almost all her life until she divorced.
The breasts are the same, react well to light and movement.
The patient has two teenage children. There are no other deviations from the norm.

“I’ll be ready in 15 minutes!” “I’ll be home in 15 minutes!”“”

Discussion of the smartphone:

I always liked the tubes of this company.

Jura, go out, take it!But advice. take yourself not girl! bought a girlfriend she took my whole brain out!He was smarter than her!! to

Group in contact:

People who are not afraid of the stroke of Chuck Norris
The Open Union
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Oh, you are a school ahead of his time:

MahmudS: A few years ago there was a team from Kazakhstan in the KVN Higher League, and they had a joke:
- good, on the hands, profit divided in half, 50% by 50%.
I want 70 percent!
Okay, then 70% to 70%.

Kazakhstan - jokes ahead of time :)

At the top, on Carlson’s doorstep, ten red blades lay in a row. They looked very appetizing.
“And I paid for them honestly,” Carlson boasted. We will divide them equally, seven for you and seven for me.
It won’t happen, the boy rejected. Seven and seven is fourteen, and we only have ten plugs.
In response, Carlson hurriedly placed seven plugs in the hill.
“Here are my ones, I’ve already taken them,” he said and covered the mouthpiece with his swollen pen. It’s stupid in schools now. But I do not intend to suffer because of that. We’ll take seven pieces, as I said – my here."

point switcher useful advice:
"punto switcher can show useful tips..."

Everything is in the chest 😉
Those who are in the desert meet on the 31st, there where Učkuдук, at the second well.
The fourth barhan on the left, there is blurred.

From an interview with Evgeny Khasheridi after the match with Israeli McKabi:

Remember your actions in the episode before removal?
“I grabbed the opponent behind the neck and pulled him away... I honestly didn’t think the referee would give me a red card. Now I will know.

The rules of football can only be learned on the field.

Patient, go to the bandage. You don’t have the gips on that leg.

What does a girl mean after a 9 year absence when she asks;
Hi, how is it?
It’s a shit, I’ve been out for two hours.

Why does Santa Claus put sweets in his socks and Santa under the tree?
Because Russian children will never eat sweets from socks!

Comments Off on First! Star Craft on one of the popular trailers
- "people and how to configure the game I have all huge how to fit under the resolution of my monitor 1920x1080..."

I almost cried, the word...</p>

I am a girl for a million!
I don’t sleep with prostitutes.

I decided to do something pleasant yesterday. I go under the blanket and start) a minute later, this fool stretches the blanket and says, "I am bored there alone.

Everyone sleeps in pyjamas with Superman, and Superman sleeps in pyjamas with Chuck Norris.