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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147675
 27.12.2017
I will answer about dembels, rolevics and Gypsies.

If the Gypsies attack the cavalry, they will become copeys and the Gypsies will become horsemen.

The rolevics are the same Gypsies, but in armor, and without the bonus of theft. They can attack the Gypsies.

It makes no sense to attack someone. They are good to keep as the guard of the castle.
They cast on slowness and stone skin in 99 moves. When trying to attack them, they impose a curse on the enemy for 99 moves. Then they attack in response three times with a thirst for blood.
I want a game like that.
And robbed the crowns.

To all the good, cats and heroes of sword and magic.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147674
 27.12.2017
Esthetic

Rolfoster: A small observation from the past corporation. Those who constantly talked about how they love classics and classical concerts are the ones on the question of the host "what do you put?" the loudest of all the orals "Heart!and "

Have you tried to dance drunk under classical music?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147673
 27.12.2017
I arrived, spent all the oil I could have for a month in two days, filled the refrigerator with perishable foods, and left. In a word, grandmother.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №147672
 27.12.2017

here here :
I, when I go to the forest, always take a fireplace with me ( I do not smoke), a knife ( I went on the berries), a couple of snickers ( I go for 2 hours, a tight lunch). And this is all in the familiar to each bush area. Am I also paranoid?

The fig of you is a paranoid, where the compass, where the cell phone, where the pharmacy, and so on. Exercise yet again.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147671
 27.12.2017
A: Every time I encounter St. Zorinovka in the text, the idea automatically runs that St. Zomanovka should be nearby.
B: We’ve been joking all our lives. Despite the fact that she is Zorinovka, not Zarinovka.
C: Not far from the Ipritovka.
D: and there is a hooker - wix :)
E: And I wonder why there is a shop of women’s clothes "Zarina", but there is neither Zamani nor Chlorpicrine.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147670
 27.12.2017
From Beer to Quasic

>> Have you tried dancing drunk under classical music?

There is a version that is how the valse appeared - when trying to keep the shifting focus during dizziness. They stick to each other so as not to fall. Only the trajectories of the valsizing legs already hint...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147669
 27.12.2017
It was six years ago in Prague, we and friends celebrated the new year. On December 31, around 11 o’clock, we drove to the center by metro. Our company is international - four Russians, two Ukrainians, Belarusian, Kazakh and Yakut. Who like dressed up for the holiday on the street, and Kazakh and Yakut got the red caps of Santa Claus. They go, they talk, here two Russian-speaking girls approach them, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.
Where do you go? ☆☆☆☆
And the boys heard that the girls were talking to each other in Russian, and they answered them in pure Russian:
“Girls, sorry, we can’t, it’s not our hats.
Well plz! One of the girls is talking, not realizing that she is speaking Russian.
Sorry, we can’t, it’s not ours.
Oh well plyiz!
Sorry girl, I do not.
The girls look angrily and depart from the boys, scornfully dropping:
Fuck the Chinese!
So many years have passed, and the Kazakhs and Yakuts in our company are called "Fuck Chinese" =)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147668
 27.12.2017
Men in note.
To break up a woman, you have to dress her first.
Women in note.
To divorce a man, you must first get him.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147667
 27.12.2017
Conversation with husband.
I am in a good mood:
You are so nice, so wonderful, so clever.
My husband is melancholy:
You are smarter.
I am :
Why this?
The husband:
You sit at home and I work.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №147666
 27.12.2017
Soon, the losers who didn’t have time to buy bitcoin will be added to the losers who didn’t have time to sell it.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №147665
 27.12.2017
My five copies.

Does anyone remember the bearded toast about the people who were on the same ship?

And I offer a drink not for health and wealth, but for luck.
Because there were many young, healthy, smart, rich and successful people on the Titanic.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147664
 27.12.2017
# housekeepers

== "the artist working at home" is not a job, but a ballerina. You are unemployed. Do not ever stumble.

Tolstoy came in. Although the initial post is also provocative - freelancing has long been not uncommon, and what friends are such that are not aware of the realities of homework or at least a free schedule...

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147663
 27.12.2017
Here I watch all these New Year’s films about alternative Russia, where the heroes fifteen minutes before the battle of the curants put and decorate the tree, straighten the olive tree, run to the store for the butter and green peas, ask for hands and hearts from loved ones, perform fairy stupid feats and fall to sleep in other people’s beds... and I suffer with the question: How? How can you forget to buy a bucket for the New Year? Where is Russia?! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147662
 27.12.2017
What about unequal starting conditions?

Ambedkar Bhim Rao Ramji - from the untouchable caste (1891-1956) - a prominent politician. and religion. He was a famous reformer and critic of Hinduism. He showed himself as an outstanding journalist, publisher, legislator. Member of the council under the Vice-King, Minister of Labor, Minister of Justice. As chairman of the Committee on the Creation of the Constitution of India and author of many articles of this document, A. achieved a legislative ban on inviolability and caste discrimination.
He told terrible stories about his school days: how he had to sit outside the classroom,
separated from other children, or as when he drank, he was ordered to throw off his head and open his mouth so that he could pour water without touching the bottle of his lips. Higher Classes of State Schools
He had no friends, and his teachers ignored him. He plunged into
I read books and studied hard. At the age of 17, the young Ambedkar became the first untouchable person to graduate from the Higher State School in Bombay.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147661
 27.12.2017
I am in a good mood:

You are so nice, so wonderful, so clever.

My husband is melancholy:

You are smarter.

I am :

Why this?

The husband:

You sit at home and I work.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147660
 26.12.2017
From the same opera, we had a pseudo server on freebsd 5, in general he was bad sometimes, hanged on the kernel panic and did not reboot himself until you press any button on the keyboard. In general, we put the keyboard vertically on the scotch, on the second server a script was rolled which, in the absence of the ping of the server freibsd, went out with a sidecar and beat the keyboard sending the server to reboot. This pseudo-server's internal script has somehow changed, we come to the server and look and we cry - one server scrolls with the other keyboard, right into the Enter button, and he answers: "Ligin incorrect." The revolt of cars, fucking.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №147659
 26.12.2017
News
Irina Shayk appeared completely naked for advertising
Read more in detail

I’m excited to read about it????? to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №147658
 26.12.2017
It is about Armand Hammer. In 1921, during one of the meetings with Lenin, he complained that, he said, it was difficult to get to him - a reception, full of visitors, stubborn secretaries... Then Ilyich wrote a note: "The speaker of this Armand Hammmer to be allowed to come to me at any time without a turn." It was written "Ulyanov-Lenin"
In the 70s, Hammer frequently visited Moscow and once wanted to visit the mausoleum, visit an old acquaintance. I tried to go without a line. Police officers and undetectable citizens in dark jackets came to him. Comrades, they say, go in line. Everything is smiling here. And he has that note from the 20s under his nose. Comrades of the state were only embarrassed to divide their hands, and the militiamen to take under the stake.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №147657
 26.12.2017
Chief of the Guards of the Supreme Office of Magic and Wizardry.

and MDAAA. The Russian specifics could also be taken into account.

Head of the Federal Service for Control and Supervision in the Sphere of Magic, Wizardry, Wizardry and Anti-Satanism of the Russian Federation was a state adviser of the first class.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147656
 26.12.2017
#Uryupinsk

It is simple: named after urupine - a substance obtained from urup. Urup is a species of lichen, very rare in nature, but at the time in this area was in abundance. Hence the name of the city and then the city.
Tea from dried uryup crout nipadetsky, as you can understand from this text...

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