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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №14235
 05.02.2009
Ladies and gentlemen of St. Petersburg who traveled today at about 18.15 p.m. by bus 178 from the subway academic and to the ring towards the carousel.
Return to HP. A bit squeezed. Even the city is indicated. Preferably with Sims.
for a reward.
The numbers on the phone are very important.
Tagged as admin.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №14234
 05.02.2009
Don’t reveal secrets to friends, because they have their friends.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №14233
 05.02.2009
http://users.livejournal.com/vba_/43564.html



Rational Behavior of Animals in a Scientific Environment



I watched a popular video with a puppy and thought about how often animals

They behave humanly. Even better than people. More reasonably, in

In any case.



I already wrote once that we had a tradition in the Moscow laboratory.

Take a cat from Vivaldi. First, it is nice to save from death at least one.

Secondly, it’s nice when there’s always someone in the right place.

Location of Spirit. It was the time of the crazy popularity of the film.

Carlson, so the cat was named, of course, Matilda, by home -

by Motta.



We didn’t let Motya out on the street, so that she’t get stuck again by the livemakers.

However, many biologists know that a cat needs to write and tick. Writing

Motha in the shell, but we didn’t blame her for it, because it was the same.

In the evening, our laborant Rabil did (despite all the warnings)

to do so). Where she went, nobody knew. Yes, to be honest,

Were we not so clever in mind to fight for this revelation?

The secrets. I don’t see any shit, thank God.



It happened that a few months after the incarnation of Matilda

The chief decided to arrange a grand review of our scientific results.

Everyone was ordered to appear not only with tables and charts, but also with

The original tape of autographers. Each of us gathered this.

primary material, and suddenly from the corner where the scientific table was located

The officer of Leonid Grigoryevich, terrible, tragic screams were heard. We are

All immediately fled and found Leonid Grigorievich in the state of groggy.



It turns out that Matilda has long used a statue as a toilet

film with the results of the works of Leonid Grigoryevich She immediately realized that

He is the only one who does not analyze his results.

that he does not care about them, but just folds the tape on the floor in a stack, not

Giving them no attention. However, the precautionary cat did not become

just hurt the tapes, and the nails cut off the pieces on the perforation, and

Picking on them, she grabbed the paper and wrapped it into pounds. The fountains

These with the content she caught deep under Leonid’s laboratory closet.

of Grigoryevich.



Where is Motka? Where is this shit? Revel Leonid Grigoryevich, sadly

And the heavens, if they are righteous,

It didn’t even smell. But the clever bastard has long been hiding in someone.

Underground, and what could she change, even if she wanted?



I must say, we experienced mixed feelings, not knowing whose side.

into this conflict. Our engineer Vladimir

Nikolayevich arrived at the scene a little late.



“Lene,” he said, “I’ve told you long ago that your results...

by Fuck. Look at them again and you will see that I am right.



I remember this case left to me and to the other scientists.

Some selfish and warm feelings. It is good that Matilda

I did not choose you as the most impotent and lazy. Good word and

The cat is pleasant.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №14232
 05.02.2009
Nothing signals such problems in society as rallies.

support of the government.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14231
 05.02.2009
I talk to a friend (P):
Q: I can't sleep again, I got up today, my eyes red, until I poured the visin and the ice didn't hold, I wasn't like a man!%(
I: Why don’t you sleep at night?
Q: I am withdrawing for a month of abstinence!))))
I: O_O
So you were silent, I would come, help cope with this illness!and ;)
P is?? to
A stupid man!!I didn’t have a compa for a month!! I’m going to lose me at night!And the next day, when I come back from work!...and I don’t get out of the house at all, I enjoy the charms of civilization in the face of the computer!)))
I am : ((
Q: Although in the way you talked about, I already have 4 months of abstinence... well where were you before with your offer while I lived without a comp?????? It’s not up to you, forgive me.: r
I : T_T

[ + 45 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14230
 05.02.2009
Russia again cut off the aska - so let it not work for everyone!!!! to

ping -t -n 5000 -a login.icq.com
ping -t -n 5000 -a login.oscar.aol.com
ping -t -n 5000 -a icq.mirabilis.com
ping -t -n 5000 -a ibucp-vip-d.blue.aol.com
ping -t -n 5000 -a ibucp-vip-m.blue.aol.com
ping -t -n 5000 -a bucp2-vip-m.blue.aol.com
ping -t -n 5000 -a bucp-m08.blue.aol.com
ping -t -n 5000 -a 205.188.153.98
ping -t -n 5000 -a 64.12.161.153

Why should we alone suffer? Let all the users of ASKA suffer!! This list includes all the servers through which the client connects to the icq server. If we drop them down, the aska won’t work anywhere, not just here.
Odmin cat shredder huiase o_o

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14229
 05.02.2009
moderator: The user bar that you/you put out for the competition for February will be uploaded to the site in January, or you(s) will resell(s) the competition or you(s) will put another on the competition.

XXX: Thank you for warning you. Your information(s) seemed useful to me. And I rejoice.

Moderators: I/We roll under the table

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14228
 05.02.2009
The memorial!
People!When logging into websites under the login "qwerty" do not forget to log out of this account before leaving the site!

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14227
 05.02.2009
by K

She is SaaS! I have a virus! ( by
I just installed an antivirus. Do you use them?
She is Haya. You can’t see it :'(
and hm. What does this virus do?
[she] constantly opens a window of something and downloads something from the inuit... and then writes "virus bases updated"! Will you remove him?
He is not. This is a beneficial bifidobacterium, do not hurt it.

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Here is! More such quotes in the spirit of a good tsar. And not that new ridiculous (in 90% of cases) UG, once invented, in addition to people with a short sense of humor, exaggerated stress and underestimated mental abilities.

Firstly, it’s an aesthetic topic, secondly, there is a dumb blonde in mind, thirdly, a man, apparently having something to do with compasses, and so on, because the defacka addressed him from the computer. The problems, in-fourth, finally, - a light, funny straw, understandable as the former Aitishnjeg and near Aitishnjeg, and ordinary users, and, note, without any "the audience was lying / under fire / from the back / the bus was lying on the asphalt " in the end) and no catchers and Oo. and amine.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14226
 05.02.2009
22:31:50] Mu3a: I have already found a guy close to me in spirit..but he lives in Volgograd.
[22:32:28] Encento: and I found a girlfriend close in all respects, but she's a bass guitar, too trouble))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №14225
 05.02.2009
by 18.17 Agent Arshavin told the BBC sensational details: “So far I can’t tell you anything new.”

News from sports.ru

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14224
 04.02.2009
The xxx:
From an American magazine:
The xxx:
"... Suicides commit suicides much more often than ordinary people..."
YYYY :
You can even say it 100% more often.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14223
 04.02.2009
<Trank>
Dear Comrade
This is my third week of waiting for my salary.
I sometimes scratch, rushing to the window and looking into the distance, whether the money transfer you promised me does not go, does not run, does not fly on electronic waves. Yesterday I cooked my belt, because the hunger is starting to take the frogs. Save my cactus, I know it’s sedentary, I got money for normal food.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №14222
 04.02.2009
In the top: Give DDoS login.icq.com! No change of protocols.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14221
 04.02.2009
She: and you don’t have a disc, well, which else can be recorded?
He: Why do you?
She: Yes, fucking, I didn’t get the diploma on the diskette :(
He is clear. On what subject work?
Optimization and rational use of memory

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14220
 04.02.2009
Programming Office, Timeline Speech:
"And don’t have to offer me wise solutions! I will do what I say!"

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №14219
 04.02.2009
A guy from one of the asses remembered))) 12 years of age) he spotted me on the topic of whether my hair grows in my ass)))
WOW : and?
Fuck... Fuck...
WOW: and
Ohhhh no! I have lilies there!! to
The bees are wearing!! to
They are polluting!!! to
Do not be nervous.
Guess where they are!! to
by Fey...
Do you want honey? ?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14218
 04.02.2009
A friend invited me to the day. I decided to give him a housekeeping fork with a body painting of a culturist. I give him words.
and wicked. Regardless of your age, you must remain a macho for your wife. And to make it easier for her to perceive it, wear this fork more often when you are helping her in the household.

The second friend, who at that time was already there, but has not given the gift yet, stands up with rounded eyes and says:
You know, this form needs to be constantlyined. For this I give you...
And he got an inflatable giraffe... We could only talk somewhere in half an hour

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14217
 04.02.2009
46186 (saved 2009-02-02 at 22:35)
I go late at night to the Bas, I see a fun quote with 2999 votes. I put my 3000th plus and... rating is 4123!!! to
Who is here?! to

This is one of the most important things in the world.
You got the Moscovites, you are stupid, you are our diabolics. Russia, unlike you, lives in 11 time zones! Your deep night is the height of a working day on a hammer. So is.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14216
 04.02.2009
Once, when the seven-year-old Mozart was giving concerts in Frankfurt am Main, a fourteen-year-old boy approached him after a performance.
You are playing so great! He told the young musician. I will never learn that.
What are you! The little Wolfgang was surprised. It is so simple. Have you tried writing notes? Write the songs that come to your mind.
I only think of poems.
This is yes! The child admired. Is it hard to write poetry?
No, it is very easy. You try... Mozart’s interlocutor was the young Goethe.

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