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[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №3295
 06.04.2008
The Comrade! Have you forgotten the pellet?

This inscription in the top, forever!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №3294
 06.04.2008
Give me a mystery!
I do not know the mystery.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! to
In order to chew in front, you need to chew in the back.
Hm, the cat?
I did not expect such a response...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №3293
 06.04.2008
On March 24, a murder occurred in the city of Rostov-on-Don, a student of the third course of the meteorological university cut one of the two attackers, while trying to take off his phone.
He is now threatened with up to five years in prison. If this incident causes you the same feeling of injustice as I do, raise the top, let the country know how our cattle are being protected.
Is your phone more valuable than someone else’s life? In the official language, this is called "exceeding the necessary defense". How it’s called humanly, I’d better not talk.


Respect for the student. The second one had to be cut off, for every creature should walk on the earth.
And your phone is more expensive than a puppy’s worthless life.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №3292
 06.04.2008
X: Did you send the potatoes?
YYYYYY: Yes
XXX What?
O_O

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №3291
 06.04.2008
XXX is strange.
Who is the HP Network Printer?
xxx: and where do we get the device "Leopold’s network scraper"?

c) Demogorgon

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №3290
 06.04.2008
I saw in the universe, do you have a new phone?
No, not to swim! I wash the laundry!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №3289
 06.04.2008
Drift: My father broke my hand (
Ruby is yours?
Drift: Well not my own
Rubi: Let him recover
Drift: Imagine what a broken arm means for a gynecologist

Did he break her at work??? O_0

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №3288
 06.04.2008
The state wants to clean up private security enterprises (COPs)
They are called State Security Enterprises (GOPs).

I knew... I felt!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №3287
 06.04.2008
Tomorrow I'll go to the military commissariat with my duty... take it to the chief as the last wish of the plz.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №3286
 06.04.2008
by Burlak:
and Yaris. Imagine... how stupid I am... Imagine... I told Jan that I’d get her out of depression because I pulled myself out. I included the enigma and traveled into my fantasy... the images there and so on... it helped me (and I wrote it all as a spiritual drug... In general... you understand... either I go to her home on Saturday, I put the enigma and do a massage, telling me what and how to imagine, or I grumble that all this was a joke... joke I don't know what to do, I stopped thinking about 2 steps ahead...

and Orin:
Advice from thinkers on 2 steps forward:gandons buy;)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №3285
 06.04.2008
For you to know, a dog consists of a bite, a mahal and a walking part. The bite is necessary to capture and retain the offender, the mahalo - to provide visual signals, and the passage - to deliver the bite and mahalo to the place of crime.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3284
 06.04.2008
Do not look for smarter than yourself - you will not find.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3283
 06.04.2008
The cat gave birth to cats. Posts Tagged ‘who want to get

Go to the office number 10. Zero of reaction. He hanged another.

Announcement: “Social Security has decided to allocate single pensioners (in order to

They were not so lonely, the cat. Number is limited. appeal to

Office No. 10 »

The cats got out at the moment.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №3282
 06.04.2008
You cannot execute, you cannot forgive. What shall we do?

To torture, Your Highness. Can be tortured.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №3281
 05.04.2008
On March 24, in the city of Rostov-on-Don, a murder occurred, a student of the third course of the meteorological university cut one of the two attackers, while trying to "shoot" his phone.
He is now threatened with up to five years in prison. If this incident causes you the same feeling of injustice as I do, raise the top, let the country know how we protect the cattle.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3280
 05.04.2008
Which bear is a bear? The bear appears suddenly. Putin is a bear and Medvedev is a cowboy.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №3279
 05.04.2008
Admin of Basha!
Talk to Rosenthal! Could he agree to become a Captain of Literacy?
Plus what...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3278
 05.04.2008
Girls love brides and grandmothers love cakes.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3277
 05.04.2008
She: My stomach hurts.
He is a poor man (
She: And when you licked him, he passed...
I will come and kiss him and kiss him.
Mmm... and below?
It’s below, and that’s :-R
She: Hey... am I that way?- O O

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №3276
 05.04.2008
Dear Administration of Basha! I propose in the section "something" to do the sub-section "Rules of the Russian language". I think it will be very useful for many of Bacha’s readers.

Whoever is in favor, let the administration see what it really needs!

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