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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №14215
 04.02.2009
Do you know what...
The word "jabun" in Japanese means "chief, boss", and the phrase "oyabun oaba" can be translated as "boss calls". =) is

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №14214
 04.02.2009
xy (17:56:43 2/02/2009)
Hi you elephant! and :)

Dude_4th_size (17:57:12 2/02/2009)
Someone remembers my name from the first time.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14213
 04.02.2009
I bought an iMac.
Who doesn’t know, he has a system filling right in the monitor, i.e. The computer is a mouse, keyboard and monitor.
My mother asked me to teach her how to use it. She is generally a confident user, but there is also Makoсь, so it is better to learn.

I didn’t mind, I just gathered and called the phone. I run, I say for the next - turn on for now.

I return - my mom is kneeling under the table, for 10 minutes has been unsuccessfully trying to find the system driver.)))))))
When I explained to her what it was about, she also arranged a scandal that for 8 years she was accustomed to the fact that the monitor is not a computer, and now, to get rid of it, get used to it again))

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14212
 04.02.2009
Akvalangist

And I used to play with the cat ^^ he is a fat, hairy cock, beats with the flow and eats painfully

Chuma

It is a picnic! 😉

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14211
 04.02.2009
The cat, awakened, pulled and crushed so that I even heard behind my metalcoat not painfully quietly playing, after which I cut off again O_o Siju, I think I broke or not?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14210
 04.02.2009
People are stupid...
On the TTC broke, I stand, I look under the hood, here passes a man on the merine (the speed has fallen to a minimum) and says:
I broke down, I was hungry! Not the brakes!
He throws me a snickers.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №14209
 04.02.2009
May everyone be well and I be better.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №14208
 04.02.2009
Not a joke (I watched it myself), but it looks very much.



The Pharmacy.



Please give me something to improve my memory.

In tablets or in drops? Weaker action or stronger?

I don’t know, I bought some pills from you.

Title: Do you remember the name?

Visitor: Are you being mocked?! to

Clearly... Stronger...



Logically...

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14207
 04.02.2009
Doctor, what is that name?

What is called?

“Well, what it’s called, I’m my wife 16 times in a night!”! to

Pi...so it’s called!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14206
 04.02.2009
She: Go and shave better.
Then I have an interview on Wednesday.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14205
 04.02.2009
K is
K is

Create a tower forum!

Plus to! For a long time I wanted a place where there would be a cloud of people and where you could talk about any topic.
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and stopudof. I also wanted to offer. Moreover, there are a lot of linuxoids and odminoids on the BASH, there will be someone to consult.)
And the fire will catch it. So I support!
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Fuck, even you are supporting. This is "for"!!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14204
 04.02.2009
Dear admin of Bashah! There is a desire to get you a beer. Where to send?

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14203
 04.02.2009
I spoke with a blonde in the ashes.
I wanted to see if they were as good as they wrote about them.
I(00:02:51 1/02/2009): I generally print fast..worth write me a long phrase and I will in a moment reprint it to you)
she(00:03:49 1/02/2009): sacha went on the highway and sacked the dry))
I (00:03:54 1/02/2009): Sasha went on the highway and sucked the dry))
she(00:04:15 1/02/2009): hustle.. hustle)))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14202
 04.02.2009
Blondie, what are you doing here? (what are you doing here?)
The main thing is not to move...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №14201
 04.02.2009
The guy who bought the dollar, please buy a plz. skis or skis, or this winter has already taken off

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14200
 04.02.2009
I recently discovered one curious pattern... The look of a confused girl usually rests on the guy in the width, and the eyes of the confused guy below the female chest do not fall.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14199
 03.02.2009
From an interview with Timothy:
"You write words for songs. What were your first texts about?

It was something incredible, a full mess, a total lack of one’s own style. I tried to find myself. I wrote like a Chukotsky young man, about what I see, I sing. It was some sort of set of phrases that I was trying to rhyme."

You may think that the Pushkin lines are now issuing...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14198
 03.02.2009
MaXiK:Please let me sit here I hand over the papers, and I hear a young aunt pressing her grandmother from behind, saying you have a discette shit.
The hour will be checked. An eagle is sitting on her. The poor grandmother who doesn't know which side to approach the computer, slowly repels.
MaxiK: the eyes run and the fox presses and presses,
I can no longer stand, I say.
Fuck the disk with a volume of 1.44 MB fucking like it can be checked for an hour
Then I look over my shoulder.
This chicken disc c checks

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14197
 03.02.2009
by harakiri (22:45) :
And Karina has something.

by harakiri (22:48) :
This is Karina.

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14196
 03.02.2009
Is it true that several monkeys escaped from D. Donzova and are now writing quotes for Bash?

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