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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №30938
 03.06.2010
I work as a creator in a advertising agency.
Our designers made a module for the advertising board - a cottage settlement below, on top - a darkened sky with a small number of small stars (a hint that space is somewhere there).

sent to the employer. He called back - all in enthusiasm and "God, how beautiful your designers have made the sky! The stars are flowing straight, this is straight star dust.

We are satisfied with the work and send it to the press. installed in the city. The customer calls back: "Where did the beautiful sky go?".

I say that nothing has changed, that everything is as it should. I printed it and sent it by courier. The customer called back and apologized for the incident. It turns out, for star dust he took dust on his monitor.

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30937
 03.06.2010
I think it is necessary to put a monument near the pigeon to the one who invented planting the topol in the city!! to

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №30936
 03.06.2010
Noe: When I was on the Baikal, we were driven by a local on the Wasik. We walked 130 on the road. By grounding 90 - but it's just because the ferry was late. It was true that he had a waikiki.
Inc: the speed meter was lying to him, not wazyk))))
My point did not lie to me.
Inc: Ugu, only in the lightweight and wasik sense of speed is noticeably different.
Noah: I know it. Calibrated before the trip.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №30935
 03.06.2010
I have one religious friend.
XXX: Just too fanatical.
He did not give his cat to eat meat in the post!!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №30934
 03.06.2010
<vd> blt, I have a fuck with the installation
<221b> is a big deal. I have ordinary

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №30933
 03.06.2010
Nassy (14:58:40 3/06/2010)
You hurt me.

Dima (14:58:48 3/06/2010)
For a lifetime?

Nashville (14:59:04 3/06/2010)
Yes Yes

Dima (14:59:12 3/06/2010)
We are separated?

Nassy (14:59:31 3/06/2010)
Go to Fuck.

Nassy (14:59:37 3/06/2010)
I will marry her again.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №30932
 03.06.2010
<Jim[work]> one after the other idiots climbed up
<Jim[work]> one OS "invented", another supercomputer
<Jim[work]> has their season just started?
<@dts> holiday

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №30931
 03.06.2010
So I live in Eritrea. This is a country in northeastern Africa.

Go with your summer.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №30930
 03.06.2010
Brother (14:04:47 3/06/2010)
According to CNN, “Iran missiles will be able to reach the United States in 2015.”
Some kind of rockets.

Brother2 (14:12:24 3/06/2010)
2015 worldwide won "democracy", all dictatorships (incl. All terrorist organizations have been destroyed, peace in the world. And here on you, one beautiful morning we wake up and the United States is not...

Iranian missiles have arrived.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №30929
 03.06.2010
Eragon (22:30:55 2/06/2010)
Are you a cow or a cowboy?

kromer3435 (22:31:11 2/06/2010)
I am a student (

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №30928
 03.06.2010
Blondino4k@: here and go where I am going.
Is this all a Moscow blonde can do?
BLONDINO4K@: not capable but capable.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №30927
 03.06.2010
What do you want from a man who has forgotten about his brother’s mouth?? to
She is: Children

[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30926
 03.06.2010
[Iris 19:11:43]
<< To Tanka comes an old grandmother, asks to show a piece of beef. Tanka takes the meat with a ball, shows. The grandmother begins to touch the meat and Tankin’s fingers fall from the bottom. Is it with your bones? These are fingers! With the fingers!! Do not need!! and left

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №30925
 03.06.2010
I recently decided to sit with friends. I go to the store, buy a beer, go to the box. I am 19. When bright and fresh I look younger. The young cashier asked for a passport, which was left at home. To all my arguments she says:
- Drink a melody from "Mario" when you get to the secret level and collect the stars.
This evening with my friends :-)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №30924
 03.06.2010
xxx: listen dimon, you didn't notice that we all talk to you all the time about shit, we're fucking like two coprophiles of something. Let’s talk about something that has nothing to do with shit.
There is no base, let’s. What for example?
Well, about music, about rock music, let’s talk.
Okay, let’s talk about rock music. For example, this ocean of Elsa is a rare shit. I would even say shit just something.
You are a fucking dimon.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №30923
 03.06.2010
yyyy22:57
You have tomorrow what?
by xxx22:57
On Thursday, what about you?

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30922
 03.06.2010
From the hubr about Bolgenos:
More than that! I wonder who his grandfather is. It was not the pope who made the radio!
Tomorrow the tabloids will have a new pear-company: “Marconi’s worthy answer...”, “Know our”, “The grandson did not shame the honor of the ancestors”, “The grandson is not that he did not shame, but surpassed the glory of the ancestors”, “RosNANO – acquires a promising OS of Russian development of the Russian Genius for Russian Rubles and as always is at the forefront of Russian Science”, “Anatoly Chubaiys calls Bill Gates and foolishly rushes into the tube”... and so on.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №30921
 03.06.2010
Next time I will take the envelope with the mark.
Denis bought marks, two on the envelope - on one the Kremlin, on the other - a pesec.
Would I send such marks to Moscow??? I will be accepted for calls to overthrow the system...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №30920
 03.06.2010
thx(00:43:09 3/06/2010)
Medieval transmission of pigeons

yyy(00:43:37 3/06/2010)
The longest HD

xxx(00:43:52 3/06/2010)
A pigeon arrived, crashed on a window.

thx(00:44:00 3/06/2010)
I look forward to opening the letter.

thx(00:44:06 3/06/2010)
Hands tremble from excitement.

thx (00:44:07 3/06/2010)
and there...

thx (00:44:17 3/06/2010)
"Bla, wait, mom came in"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №30919
 03.06.2010
M(20:09:55 2/06/2010): Well what? Going to the cinema?
J(20:10:37 2/06/2010): I am already gathered)
J(21:41:23 2/06/2010): I am almost ready

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