Iceland’s prime minister is a lesbian.
WOW: We have half ministers – rare p..sys, but we don’t scream about it.)))

7seconds (23:37:27 1/02/2009)
What are the problems of girls?

Tess (23:37:44 1/02/2009)
Except no boys.

Danken: O Tanka photo added..
Neo: VKontakte is a drug drug topic, run )))
Danaken: ah.. said Bishop 75 leveled a month ago launched server x1

Create a tower forum!

Plus to! For a long time I wanted a place where there would be a cloud of people and where you could talk about any topic.

Thank you, grandfather, that at the age of 17 you were fucking on a truck from Ukraine to Altai

xxx: Urogenital system with blood circulation not
YYY: This is if the patient behaved well before the operation began!!! to

Manowar says Iceland’s prime minister is a lesbian!
Umbro says: We have half of the ministers – rare pidarasses, but we don’t scream about it.

Not long ago in one chain of shops were noticed wonderful canned uncle vanilla chren with lemon

The dog saved me!Precisely the magnetol, which some condoms tried to pull out of my car.I read and at half-fifth in the window saw three cattle opening the car.I express my heartfelt gratitude.thank you.

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How to lose 5-7 kg quickly??? It’s real, I have to.
Y: Cut off your hand.

WOWU
What is your hand max 3 weighs, your foot suck your foot

K to:
Anna Lykov 18 years Russia, Izhevsk
Young people, do not write to me if: you are not yet 25 years old, if you live with your parents, or rent an apartment, if your monthly income is 30 tons.
Who I want to find:
Dedicated, successful and generous.
And I warn you immediately, I demand a lot.
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She really thinks that at 25 with a salary of 30+, my apartment, car, etc. I need a paid 18-year-old hole of darmood? >_<
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I was on a trolleybus yesterday. The weather is cold, so you need to get there faster. a drunk lady (aged 40) the conductor says to her - pay for the trip. She is not, there is no money. Then go out. I won’t go out, it’s cold. They began to argue, barely until the fight came, pushed, quarreled. The conductor no longer knows what to do with it and says why me "well what you stand like a pillar, do something" I was a little confused and asked "what do you suggest me do? And then I had the thought in my brain that I needed to go out at the next stop and you can get a little bit off and then calmly get out of the trolleybus, without burning out of shame. And I declared loudly, by the force given to me by the conductor, I proclaim myself the sheriff of this trolleybus. You are arrested, my hands are asleep. You have the right to keep silent."(I paint the gun with my fingers and tick it in her direction) and who could think, she really put her hands behind her back with a shaggy look... (people in the salon are headed at the glass from laughter) Well, I take off the shirt and wrap her hands with an important look. Then the bus comes to the stop, I calmly take her out, take my shirt and go on with my business.

The director of the state institution (on the allocation of budget compops):
I shrugged my hand in this matter. I ordered 20 systems, I ordered 70 systems. They said they could send 23. There were 20 workers. As it should.

I went to Aikido yesterday :)
YYY: I know) Did you like it? =) is
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Yyy: Now you’re going to practice on your guy? ))))
I will put it on one left. Without an Aikido.
YYY: Is he so weak? O_O
XXX: No, I just accepted the unreliable.
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XXX: How unesthetic it is. I put my left hand on the shovel and he’s pleased. :)
yyy: but practically )) mm =)
XX: I love the difficulty. I have my own hunting system for male rollers. First, the stick beats the iron cane on the head, which replaces the helmet. You are deaf. And then you take a canned knife and slowly, remove the senseless body from the armor. Then he will go nowhere.
Yyy: O_O)) What if the armor is a buffalo? Well, there, a plastic cane, enveloped with foil =))
Then you dig a body under the bush and look for a new one.
What if you are not deaf? What will you do when such a healthy, powerful iron man turns to you?
XX: O:) I pull off the lift with my left hand.

Chat, talking about mobile

People, is it true that if you drop water on the paper next to the battery, it will change color?
YYY: I just checked it, it became red.
ZZZ: The warranty is lost
Aaa... fucking...
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bbb: fucking ((((
ccc is fucking

I watched the film mold, now to the word "I am white and purple" I feel suspicious.

Previously, in Russia, in difficult times, they hugged the bark and bitterly cried... and now they hugged Topol and smiled badly...

Pasha: you don’t drink, you don’t mate... what a charm... you haven’t learned how to catch butterflies yet? ?

And why does everyone think that a washing machine eats one socks out of a pair, when there is an uneven number of them?

Per, on the contrary, it synthesizes one new one? and :-/

humor does not contain
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Lords, whose quotes are reasoning about morals, youth and modern times in general, those whose quotes contain calls to make the BOR cleaner in terms of quotes, or to'remove the fox from the basha of minors, blondes, goops and others'!If your quotation carries anything funny, put in the beginning of the cap, 'HUMOR DOES NOT CONTAIN'.
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If you want to change the world, start with yourself.