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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №47992
 26.05.2011
Posts tagged with "Relationship"
Hi to.
We found grammatical errors on page 52.
Our designer repaired them.We send files with samples.

So I want to ask "And maybe his?"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №47991
 26.05.2011
riggcie I was still laughing at how the robot vacuum cleaner scratched the whole house, I thought, here are the fools.
I forgot to put the guide today. He got into the cat’s plate, scratched the food and smeared it through the beige palace.
Now I have a palas with a delicate smell of turkey and chicken.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №47990
 26.05.2011
Commentary on the article about the Moscow man-eater.

Apparently a crazy. A normal person, having broken up a friend, will not throw him into the river, but will put him in the freezer and will eat quality food for another month.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №47989
 26.05.2011
The U.S. leads the world championship for democracy this year in Libya.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №47988
 26.05.2011
Tired, I go to the grocery store after the knock and on the machine.
Do you have fresh strawberries?
A salesman with humor.
There are no sweet ones, only yesterday’s ones.

He left and forgot what he was coming for.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №47987
 26.05.2011
in the shop
xxx: and the movie "The Clash" - what is it about?
The Birth, Fucking

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №47986
 26.05.2011
Go to the store and smoke =)
Nippon = (
XHH: What is it?
Mother does not give money.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
......................................
WOW: Go on
HH: What did you give?
WOW: Yes
Q: What did he do?
Stasa Mikhailova with her duet sang

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №47985
 26.05.2011
Status Vkontakte with a friend, I cried:
No one needs me... I’m tired of it... I’ll sit down on the plate... so that it burns up...!!! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №47984
 26.05.2011
I will remember this color forever.
youngreaper: stumbled and asked a friend what color her clothes were.
youngreaper : in response heard - guess
youngreaper: the fox swallowed the whole palette
youngreaper: the answer just killed
youngreaper : circular
youngreaper: with such a sincere voice

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №47983
 26.05.2011
X: Let’s go to the network, right?
My computer has flown.
XHH: Where is it?
To the hot fucking!

[ + 66 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47982
 26.05.2011
xxx: I once perforator for music accepted the demand
YYY: ROFL
xxx: I lie down, I still didn’t wake up until the end, I think, finally, at least someone from the neighbors started listening to normal music.
xxx: listening to the perforator
xxx is like that))


[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №47981
 26.05.2011
I’m in the store, I choose. Saturday, the silence and grace. The idyllia is violated by a police force of seven or eight men under the leadership of a brave captain. The squad flies into the store and resolutely moves to the corner with pirate products. What a corner! The lawyers of Adobe and Micro-soft when they see these disks run out of poison and make many-kilometre appeals. Even more though! The goods, worth tens of thousands of dollars, a generous Russian soul estimated in some 150 rubles. The sellers pale, red, especially impressive eat not to faint. Someone is turning the phone. The captain takes a few discs from the stand, handed them to everyone in the squad and issued the immortal phrase: "For the last time I say to you, ballbets, the pirate discs look like this! Not to be embarrassed anymore. Everyone goes to the market. The squad leaves the store and departs towards the nearest market.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №47980
 26.05.2011
You were not robbed as a child?
YYY: Rapidly raised falls not counted!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №47979
 26.05.2011
You think the work brings you.
I have a serious colleague, an engineer.
He put a photo of the manul on the desk, called him a buzzman, and the next day he talks to him.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №47978
 26.05.2011
xxx> We're going to get this topic very quickly.
yyy> In time you recalled on the 143 page...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №47977
 26.05.2011
My father works in one house. University of Fiji. Fake, and today I told you that their dean was commissioned from Min. Education to compile something like a reference on the topic "Why the country needs physics". This is the case at every school. What is Dolboebism?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №47976
 26.05.2011
A friend participated in a zombie parade, painted specifically.
How do I look, beautiful?
I: you will see in a dream, your ass suck your blanket

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №47975
 26.05.2011
Childhood cannot pass, it can only be hidden in one place.
by Yuji

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №47974
 26.05.2011
The U.S. Centers for Disease Control has released one of the strangest instructions in the world – a memo “how to survive during the zombie apocalypse” O_o

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №47973
 26.05.2011
MalyFFka: Vayan))) is coming, and go to the movie?))
AwakEmaN: Athyan, I am sad
Maleficent: What is it? = = (
AwakEmaN: all the cockroaches in the head died and the twists got straight...
AwakEmaN: Yesterday for two hours I comforted the girl who cried in my shoulder, that you see normal men around there, and to comfort her to no one, when you see her shit... And she is foolish of the fact that no one comforts her, because all the men are goats and they are not... and she cried so sincerely, with feelings. To me, my man!! to
AwakEmaN: well, I’m not going to let you get closer and closer, a couple more such sessions, and a room with soft walls is guaranteed to me =(

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