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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14155
 02.02.2009
Furrer: I recently watched some old interview with Agatha Christie. There they are asked "why your music drives people into depression?" The senior replies "Any music can drive me into depression, for example, the Corney group drives me into depression"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14154
 02.02.2009
Forum of Hackers:

"I do not use antivirus at all, the system has not been reinstalled for a very long time, it does not brake - everything goes wrong, but I am lucky, but the thing is that I have Debian";

XD is

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №14153
 02.02.2009
YYY: Do you know Russian?
The Morning!Yes of course. And you?
YYY: Again in essence...
YYY: How old are you?
The Morning!16 years old, will I be 17 years old?
YYY: Who will you be?
The Morning!: Which?
YYYY is fucking.

PS: A girl from Chelyabinsk. There are not only men who are harsh...



Nothing funny! This is how the deaf and deaf people rewrite. They have no slopes. I think so in words!

Fuck, guys, it is not funny in nature with this arrangement. and Sorry. I did not know (((


[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14152
 02.02.2009
A couple of years ago I saw in the subway advertisement of some new dryer: "Do you know a cheap and effective way to dry your hair?". Nearly killed someone's attribute with a black mark: "toilet".

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14151
 02.02.2009
The people! On sites where the qwerty login does not fit the qwerty pass, register with the login and pass ytrewq! Plus to! and :)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14150
 02.02.2009
Xxx
I am on the bus today. The windows were frozen, according to the inscription Satan. A five-year-old boy is sitting, breathing out the window, wiping out his hand. Eventually, the devil went away, and the other was in this place. Through the window comes a soft golden light. I thought that the good defeated the evil.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14149
 02.02.2009
L (22:42:06 31/01/2009)
They would steal you!

Personally (22:42:31 31/01/2009)
They will not hurt me...

L (22:42:39 31/01/2009)
Do they not touch them?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №14148
 02.02.2009
Interestingly, and all the girls instead of spending half a year to carefully drive out the cockroaches from their heads, prefer 10 years to look for the idiot who will tolerate it, and then the next 10 years to complain to their girlfriends "no, well what idiot caught up, a! It is good!"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14147
 02.02.2009
I once watched a recording of the program on the channel Russia, there was a story about Kotonochkin, the director "Now weather", there was an interview with Kurlyandsky, who invented a wolf with a rabbit. “It was a summer day, I don’t remember whether it was spring or autumn.”

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №14146
 02.02.2009
A realist is a man who deceives himself, not at the expense.

the actual.

by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №14145
 02.02.2009
“All roads lead to Rome” and “All roads lead to Rome”.

Russians are much more experienced than Russians. Including the quantity

“Legal ways to withdraw money.”

I heard this from one of the tens of thousands of victims, a friend of mine.

The Italian. Lighting systems in Italy are equipped with a violation photography system.

This means that when passing the red light, the offender will soon receive a letter.

documented offence and payment receipt

The fine is about 100-200 euros. In the suburbs of Milan in a short time

Approximately 35,000 such fines were issued. The drivers felt

the press, the television, and soon it became clear that

lighting works in a very interesting mode - the length of the yellow

The signal was less placed (1 - 2.5 seconds instead of 3 - 5 seconds).

Therefore, the car entering the crossroads at the ending green,

It was photographed at the crossroads already under a red signal.

Law enforcement agencies, examining the clever lighting, found that

the installation was carried out by a supplier of equipment which is not

only received money for the service of lighting, but also 25% of the

every penalty.

So our haishniks are just loose, compared to the Italian ones.

A! Forgot about the happy end: the culprits were punished, the money was returned to everyone.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №14144
 02.02.2009
In order to more adequately reflect the movement of goods and money in Russia

The forms of accounting are introduced two graphs: "fuck" and "fuck"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14143
 02.02.2009
Tomorrow is my cat’s birthday.
YYY: What will you give?
XXX: The Castration

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14142
 02.02.2009
-Listen, I cooked pasta here two weeks ago and forgot the pot, there was such a shit, like a mushroom...And I heard that they were useful...
Do not think about eating.
The refrigerator is so empty and dull.
Don’t think of eating!!! to
What will be?
Have you already eaten?
And yes ?
A pleasant...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14141
 02.02.2009
Bag: 55 kg...I am just a whir)
G0BLIN: 90
G0BLIN: and Nibet
G0BLIN: and Nijbu
G0BLIN:and nibut = (
Tagged with: xD

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14140
 02.02.2009
It turns out that sapphire, squash and pinball are very interesting games, especially when you turn off the internet.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14139
 02.02.2009
She: I smashed myself lithium with a new cream)) Now I have a skin softer as the pop of Molenze))
He says, “I don’t want to kiss a baby pop.”

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14138
 02.02.2009
When you see that a person is an idiot, you either have to agree or leave.
YYY : I agree. Well I went.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14137
 02.02.2009
Friday, the average office
Please make the music quiet, or Anna sleeps...))))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14136
 01.02.2009
Talk about a huge LED inscription on one of the houses (each letter separately):

XHHH: Today they burned the booklet again >_<
ууу: yes, I saw the letter overburned last week "K")) but how positive!
xxx: "K", which overburned at the time already sent))) Today the letter "X" overburned, the positive is now even more)))

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