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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №30878
 02.06.2010
A conversation between two young women:
1) Listen to me! I noticed this pattern: all my guys loved football!
I thought a little about it, and all of mine loved me.

The quiet laughter of people standing at the stop

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №30877
 02.06.2010
I have EGE on OBJ, KMS on GRB and PMS. KMP

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №30876
 02.06.2010
I just pulled the knife myself.
Wow! it would be difficult.
This is not a female affair.
Graduate writing is not a man.
Men's Service in the Army
I’m better off, I’ll write it...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №30875
 02.06.2010
Quweren
The cat bites.
sweety
Ahaah))
Quweren
Stupidly approached and bitten his finger.
sweety
Marcel is biting me too.
The shameful
Quweren
Why is he bite?
For the shit?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №30874
 02.06.2010
In a public forum:

I sleep with a girl.
You’re lucky, but the girls don’t want to sleep with me.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №30873
 02.06.2010
She: Tell me better on whom all the condoms spent, GAD!!!! to
Do you list names or names?
See also: Address
I think they won’t get you back.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №30872
 02.06.2010
A resident of Arkhangelsk set himself on fire on the Red Square.
In Moscow arrested rapist
Moscow student jumped out of the window after giving EGE
In Moscow, another accident with the participation of the car of the official
As a result of an explosion at a factory in Novokuznetsk wounded 9 people
In Moscow, an 8-year-old boy died after surgery to remove the tonsils
In Dagestan militants shot the FSB intelligence
The crew of the 23rd Expedition to the ISS has returned to Earth - and I would not be returning!!!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №30871
 02.06.2010
The Monday. In the morning, after a good weekend.
I look in the mirror in the bathroom and say:
Hi unknown man!
The woman in the kitchen is so terrible:
You have two children from this man!! to

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №30870
 02.06.2010
The second week I was injured in an ambulance hospital (unlucky riding a quadric). The morning. The circumference. Two doctors come in. Through the dream I hear:
He is sleeping again!
Maybe he is in a coma?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №30869
 02.06.2010
My wife went to the dentist:

Anna Lusia: The doctor is good in that while doing his hellish business, he is constantly talking about something.
fast'n'dead: a lot I learned from the doctor?)
by Anna Lusia: Oga
Anna Lusia: here a aunt came who, they and the doctor began to argue yet, which tile they have on the wall is white or light gray. Aunt says, ask the girl, and I lie with my mouth open. The doctor looks at me and says - I think she'll say a white tile, because you can't argue with the doctor xD

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №30868
 02.06.2010
Inscription on the wall: Session soon.
Below: It is over now.
Even lower: do not be upset, there will be more.


[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №30867
 02.06.2010
The signs follow me all day!
YYY :?
xxx: went to remove the salary remains from the card, the ATM issued a 5K note
xxx: and it says "Do not lose me"

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №30866
 02.06.2010
ch ch ch
What are you doing?)
NNN
Free gay porn
NNN
Fuck not there.
NNN
I am going to sleep

[ + 95 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30865
 02.06.2010
NIKITOZZ (23:46:10 1/06/2010)
Sometimes I want to stay and get married.)

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №30864
 02.06.2010
GaSeR: We have a new registration form on the website
Question 5: Do you have children? 1st No children 2. There are children.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №30863
 02.06.2010
He pleased with a comment on the Grislovsky Lape: "This is the Middle Ages! Here, Copernicus was burned on fire for saying, “The Earth is still rotating!” For people completely immersed in IT, I remind you that:
Copernicus lived to 70 years and died of a stroke.
“The Earth is still rotating!” said Galileo Galilei, whom no one burned.
Giordano Bruno was burned for mystical experiences and worship of the devil.
Comment: "Well you are worried — well, the program fails on Android. Now firmware a new hall and everything will be fine"

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №30862
 02.06.2010
Elias is fucking. He introduced a new servant. The door opens "and these are our programmers!"and behind the door we ALL stand and throw darts.)))

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №30861
 02.06.2010
Well why cycling around the area on a great evening and meeting the rabbits with the bodies always rush on a joyful shout-O, HEAL, let go!!!! to
I’m not screaming to them when I meet you, hello, you’re with Telka?Let me take her out!!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №30860
 02.06.2010
XXX: How is it?
YYY: Thank you backpacker – it’s all well!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №30859
 02.06.2010
Don’t just say good things about me, I’m not dead yet!! to

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