From the forum:
XHH: In general, the essence is this: one pretty girl challenged me a wish, but I can’t come up with anything explicit. Guys help me! She is graduating and we will break up with her.
WOW: Well obviously yes.
HH: She will give it.
Zzzz: Besides the desire?
HGH: Of course
WOW: What do you need? Tell her if she could bring a beer.

I sit in the car, passing by two bombs of empty appearance, one in front, the other behind three meters. It is hot, swimming slowly and boring, with two bags in hand. The first stops, turns around and says to the second:
The mouse! Where is your smile?
The second stands up and says:
From her!
It slips in all four teeth. Then they cuddle, embrace and have fun so they continue to cuddle.

<xxx> is a big deal!
<xxx> I have deleted... I will write again...
<yyy> What, again forgot </html> at the end? ^ ^ ^
<xxx> and blue!!! O_O

In the morning in our office:
- The air conditioner...it’s on or not?...I’ll hit the controller with no erection
Maybe a reaction?
One fucking thing doesn’t work.

by Bud:
What system do you have at the entrance?

The Kandibobrik:
and biometric.

by Bud:
Fingerprints or something else?

The Kandibobrik:
Oh well watch.

Review of the film Red Hat:

How I was stunned by these stories of "a modest girl + two cool guys" that we see in all vampire/fantasy and in all comedy films.
When will there be "normal modest guy + two super cool breasty models"?

I have a neighbor of my age on the upper floor. I know him visually. I also have a night lifestyle. If at night he plays loud music or a loud company is gathering, I quietly knock on the battery and vice versa :) We seem to understand each other.
I go out to smoke on the staircase tonight. 3 hours. There is no one. And broke up. Not a minute passed, the same sound upstairs... Not in vain we are his neighbors :))

Filed to:Veni Vidi Vici
YYY: What is your status? - " came, saw, the crab sticks"

I: Dad came home at night, a state of type "fghno". I hear it roar in the refrigerator. Worcets dissatisfied: "Not that... No that... Oh! Here is! It looks like a man!"
I’m not going to visit you anymore :D

Why are suckubs always female?
YYY: They take the form of what a person most desires.
YYY: so if your suckub is male, you will burn so much.

>>> and what can you say about Lena? Not a bad figure.
<<< yes, not to take away) but it is difficult to communicate with her - you feel a dumb man
>>> yesterday in contact on the status posted a link to the article about quantum antibodies. and her comment "Excellent decision. A round carried a square roll is so simple."

Prehistory: I often buy baby food to myself in a nearby store, the seller sweetly smiles to the young mom. My cat has not eaten its preserves in the last few days. And today I stand with my MCH in this store, I look - there are children food with beef "Temina beef", I say MCH, let us buy, he is such, "that he went to his ass, let him eat what we give, or let him starve". The seller looked at us. Only on the way out we understood what she thought of the child)))

Announcement on the door of one of the apartments: "Dear sellers! Poor people live here. Get off!and "

From the hub, the news is being discussed, that Yandex has placed shares on the stock exchange:
Who knows if you can buy Yandex shares online?
yyy: "buy shares of Yandex online for free without SMS without registration"

Opera Mini 6 for iOS
YYY : Why? There is a great safari.
Zzzz: Why are you living? There are many other people.

Listening to the trolleybus:
"The controller is going, the tickets are prepared."
• Pause
"Girl, do you have a certificate?"
The girl at this time shows her a school pass, and he is relying on carrying a certificate from the school, that you are studying there, shows a certificate.
Q:"You have an old certificate!!and "
D:"it is from 1 October"(the number is on the certificate)
K:" 2010 year old! Must be from 1 September 2011, pay for the trip!"

I have never heard of such a bluff.

xxx:I’m only interested in the tritium, its cost and where it is.
YYY: Emm...
zzz: It turned quickly, I didn’t even have time to write.

Logopeds chew their hands joyfully, news speakers nervously shook in their dreams – an OTHER volcano in Iceland has awakened.

Cats have an amazing ability: even in the hallway, in front of the entrance door, with a head on dirty boxes and a butt on a fallen shoe brush, this Siberian manages to lie with such a satisfied look that he wants to lie down next to him and repent of the clock.

A friend came to his sister, and the sister ran to the store.
XHH: And the porch is now sitting alone here (in the room), missing
HH: And she is beautiful...
Well, don’t sit down on a pillar – give a girl sex!