I remember the case of three years ago. We lived in a student dormitory and there was a case of mass poisoning, as turned out with tap water. You go through the corridor, the smell is terrible, the sounds of whistling are heard, and someone put the columns in the corridor and turned on the "Rekviem".
and epic.

There is a black screen with a green cursor.

Press Ctrl + Shift + Esc
Search for Reset
Touching the monitor with your fist

(I choose the second option)

Have you really decided to restart the main terminal?
Thank goodness, for people like you, Reset'a is not on the terminal.

Fallout 2 v1.03

The 25-year-old Japanese porn star Rina Nanase, known as Rumi Kanda, has undergone a huge number of plastic surgeries to fulfill her dream of becoming like the elephant Dobby from the Harry Potter movie.
The bad Dobby! The bad Dobby!

I told the girl the saying: "There are cakes with cats. You eat them, they mock". She almost drowned.
Wow: It’s awkward here... Especially if the cat’s skin isn’t ripped out...

My wife and I were thinking about what to do in May.
My son came from children. The garden brought the intestinal virus.
Fucking all the weekend.

Dialogue on Religions

xxx:"There are no atheists in a crashing plane"
Was there a scientific study that everyone believes in a crashing plane?
I am afraid that there are no social workers in the crashing plane to conduct research either.
It can be concluded that the crashing aircraft is an absolutely empty body, and there is nothing and no one in it.

[10:36:27] MR: And Andrei, please tell me, how do they go on the motto?
[10:33:26] A.V.“Well, you come, they say you give 800 rubles – you give – then they say bikini – you beat, then they say morgi, you beat, then they say: well, you are tired of actress, go on a motorcycle, let’s see.

In the selection of advertising videos of various armed forces was “a gift to the country from guys, for whom Russia is not just a set of five letters.” From the comments:

The Serpent:
For which Russia is not just a set of five letters
> five
Which letter do you think is the least important? Or they just can’t count.

The Sasha suitcase.
Roß is it

What do you say about atheists in science? Law is ridiculous when there are no arguments other than science.
YYY: Why do these believers all refer to the Bible? Right is funny when there are no arguments besides the book.

Topic "Who is waiting for the 2014 World Cup?"
XXX: I am looking forward to it!
yyy: World Cup should take Russia for full set of wins this year)
Russia must take Donetsk and Kherson this year for the full set

from 4pda:

xxx: There is nothing radically new in the kitheat except the additions of some experimental functions that do not improve the conductivity of the device that does not very well affect the overall development of the axis we expect something new from Google and the output of this stupor of painting iconography

Q: Have you declared war?

Zzz: Yes to all languages :(

I argued about something with my wife and I between the matter, of course, proved wrong.
So what do you do? She asks, I look with big eyes, and she asks:
The Dude? What do you say, eaten?
I had to explain the reason for my laughter.

If a man doesn’t want you, it’s up to you, not the man.

An interesting and instructive example of the last few years from Russia.
In order to save on taxes when calculating wages, one entrepreneur ceased to officially pay his employees, and in order not to issue the salary "black" in envelopes and not burn on it, opened a small insurance company and insured all employees "from the beginning of the first day of the month".
Accordingly, every month there was a "insurance case", and employees received money completely openly on insurance, but only without any taxes, which, as you know, are not charged to insurance payments.
You will not stick...

Any motorcycle will serve you for the rest of your life if you ride it fast enough.

Anna: I had a nickname "break your eyes")))
P-240: Such nicknames are usually not given in an empty place. Your eyes are beautiful, symmetrical and both. In that case, who is not lucky?
Both are symmetrical.
Anna: a beautiful coymplement))

I’ve been living in this fucking Peter for 4 fucking years.
YYY: Fuck you’ve gotten out there, fucking fucking.

This is "To this"
<boojum> andcolbe tide ыnols itte
<stolz> boojum: in Uzbek?
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Starry Boy, "Ush Bu Fillar Olmamarini Evodi"
(As Erkin guarantees this)
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Oh, look, this has never happened before 😉

I castrated a cat. Now I call him Imperfect.

"I love" not studio translations of games. Splinter Cell: Conviction. Not only did the actors not hear the word "intonation", but also the phrase of the mobs "Attention! It surrounds us" the brain breaks...