A: %reference to a group in VK with quotations of Allegrowa%

B: Appropriate, comes out, aunt
Better than some =)

A: It hurts them to be primitive. “It’s good to write and tick in the evening, I call it going to the toilet.”

B: It does not happen. No "I call it to release the inner goddess"

The colleagues discuss the schedule of work for the next month and one issues:
I will soon have unforeseen circumstances.

calculation of anatomy. - Arzu (name changed), tell me about the topography of the uterus. The silence. Where is she located? A whisper to the audience. Arzu proudly:"The mouth is located in the mouth!" ZANAVES! Pussy: Arzu herself was from a medical family, her mother was from some of the gynecologists there. Arzu graduated from the universe with a red diploma, not knowing what the Krebs cycle still looks like. She now works as the head of the department of functional diagnostics (gynecology + uzi) in some cool clinic in Baku.

What is this to you? The bitter...

and irony.

Straga: It grew up when leaving the cinema after the next American blockbuster the first thought in my head: the history textbook must be re-read.

I have a good acquaintance. Let’s say costume. She works as a driver on public transportation. He wears his beard and hair to his shoulders, which he collects in the tail. To wear it will be a typical daddy.

On its route there is a stop "Slava Labour". People who want to get out at this stop usually inform in advance.

And once, wishing to joke, to the loud "Glory to labor" from another passenger Kostya replied: "Glory to the CPSU!"

πCalled by

One website launched a guess on Brodsky. She asked if it would be possible in this event to gather the will and finally lose weight to the desired weight mark. Brodsky was ruthless and unambiguous:
"We like consistency, we like folds of fat".

From the comments on one track, under the distribution of discography "DEEP PURPLE":

Sorry, but in my opinion, Deep Purple is the most overrated band in the world. I persuaded myself again.

yyy: Try something more "easy", from Stas Mikhailov, for example, or from Nikolai Baskov. Leave the "overrated" Deep Purple to others.)

Zzz: Even Yuri Lozan has two tears :D

To avoid drowning, you need to know how to swim well, not be a shit.

The frosty weather.
In the collection "Remembering Mikhail Zoshchenko" there is such an episode.
Once in a large writer’s company, one of the writers (Stenitsch) improvised inspiredly:
- Well, you know, to enter the frostbite home, throw off the shirt, open the cutting door of the buffet, get the crystal graffiti, pour into a large bowl of vodka, infused on lemon crusts, put on a plate of samga...
- And, going to the other door on the chickens, to proclaim: "Barin, eat is given!" - passionately finished for Stenic Zoshchenko under a common whistle.

If you attach an empty wallet to your ear, you can hear the Government of the Russian Federation whisper in it.

On the hickey news about cowards with navigation, vibrating when a person needs to turn.
FirExpl: The phrase “Jope, I hear, we are there” begins to gain a new meaning)

Happy Birthday, I wish you happiness and health!!! to
Shall be saved! :D
I want to find a husband 😉
This is the most painful mouse. 😉
And the breasts are bigger!
And now I have a fifth...

Of course, if I call you Gondon, I mean reliability, integrity and a delicate banana aroma.

In high school, she lived with her grandmother in a private house. Not in the village, just in the city district of private construction. They ate mostly shop food, plus what grows in a small garden (grown not so much - a area of risky farming, you know).

One day a relative came to visit us. The salad served for lunch - ordinary, cucumbers with tomatoes and vegetable oil - impressed him just to the depths of his soul. Natural immediately feels, not that this is your buying nonsense, grown on chemistry! The soul is invested! To say that the cucumbers were bought in the nearest vegetable (sovdepovsky, with iron grid boxes and the smell of wet soil), and our own in that year all frozen to the damn grandmother during the spring frosts, we did not become. Why ruin a person’s impression?

Where is the soup?
On the balcony. Cut yourself as much as you want.

The great Russian theatrical director Stanislavsky said that there is the truth of life, but there is the truth of the scene. They need to be distinguished.
My daughter once said that if I don’t let her go on a date with her tattooed motorcyclist, she’ll go to the extreme — she’ll leave the house forever, where her eyes look.
It could be the truth of life.
But she had already gone. Translated from her language, it meant going to a girlfriend for a couple of hours and watching a video, buying cakes.
This is the true scene.

Korneevna: And we have coffee from the coffee machine, and cookies, and fruits, and glazed cheeses, and sausage, and cheese, and toaster, and bread for it. Sorry, three vacancies are just open for my project, no people can find :D

DyadyaVadya: I know how to eat all of the above. Am I suitable for you?

S is seed!
Do you want to do it, Barry?
NSU is slow! I raised you...Where did you raise my eyes? What I am... A! There was a dive in the car salon - do not worship, fucks. I see through my eyes – I learned, and not worship... Something to do, Semen...
There is a site such a special-s...
PS: This is outrageous again! I will shut down the internet for you, Holloway! Okay, joke... So go write – taught literacy? I will say what.
Listen to me tonight!
N.S. I’ve just broken you up... right now! Yes... I almost forgot – hint there who needs to – 1% as usual. Walk now...

The rural products
I remember how I, a city child, first came into a real village home only as an adult. In the refrigerator, I found something in the bank that resembled a slice. That is, it was possible to turn the open bowl and it, frozen, did not fall anywhere. I almost wanted to burn an egg on it, as the housewife told me it was their home cream.
So it’s funny to read about "liquid kefir"