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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14115
 01.02.2009
xxx: salut, you don’t know, chosa song, there chel many times sings something like "washing"?
WOW: O_O
There is washing, washing...
Oh my God. Sting, Englishman in New York. Spit on your chemistry and learn English!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14114
 01.02.2009
The soul seeks, the soul tries, but does not find and is drunk.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14113
 01.02.2009
A sad experience is when you go to the toilet and first check the presence of toilet paper.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14112
 01.02.2009
Subscribe to
A 14 year old sympathetic.

Misha
There is UCRF.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14111
 31.01.2009
XX: Hearing the news – Barack Obama confused the door with the window.....the president of America is a disease, it is transmitted by inaguration))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №14110
 31.01.2009
You can’t imagine how you wore...

The man who bought dollars.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №14109
 31.01.2009
Brussels, 29 January Swiss police discovered a large cannabis plantation using the popular computer program Google Earth
That’s what it means to be good 😉

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14108
 31.01.2009
XXX (15:55:36 29/01/2009)
Can the screen screen be made or the door is needed and which button?

YYY(15:56:56 29/01/2009)
may

XXX (15:57:08 29/01/2009)
Well and?

YYY (15:57:28 29/01/2009)
The button is called PrtScr.

YYY (15:57:58 29/01/2009)
Give you this.

XXX (15:58:10 29/01/2009)
Nothing happens

YYY (15:58:53 29/01/2009)
What will happen, the blast???? to

[ + 33 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14107
 31.01.2009
Archetype: I am 100% sure that if homosexuals are shot in every country, the number of bodies will not reach 1% of their total, and homosexuality will disappear as a phenomenon. They divorced, fucking, the pirates.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №14106
 31.01.2009
Listen, and compot is cooked only from fruits or vegetables too?
YYY: The vegetable compot is called "board"!

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14105
 31.01.2009
Mommy
What is "hz"

Kenny
Hemp rabbit

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14104
 31.01.2009
Sphere: all the performances of the Obama barracks must be translated by a guy speaking Niger in American comedies!!! to

[ + 65 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14103
 31.01.2009
On the channel "Vesti" burned: "...Moscow is waiting for FURT frosts. In the near future, the thermometer column will fall to -10, and then to -18..."
That fucking! No, that's in Novosibirsk -30 and we've just gotten slightly overwhelmed?! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №14102
 31.01.2009
x (09:33:07 30/01/2009)
Good morning Valery. What do you hear in a week?

y(09:33:57 30/01/2009)
Hi, Denis, we are all peaceful and calm.

x (09:34:47 30/01/2009)
I am glad for you, though I am Dmitry.

y (09:35:27 30/01/2009)
I’m just 29 years old like Vitaly.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14101
 31.01.2009
Filed to (11:15:50 29/01/2009)
The morning!
TeMHuK (11:24:36 29/01/2009)
Hi to you!
How is it?
Filed (11:25:37 29/01/2009)
The future is clear and clear. You can’t confuse your ass with anything.

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №14100
 31.01.2009
In my childhood I was:
They played in the pursuit, I and another fled from the third. And because I looked back, I did not see the open hole, of course, I fell there. Everything would just scratch, but the shit on me from the top of the second fell (also turned around), this my body did not tolerate and I cut off. My friend was terrified, slowed me down and I didn’t. He rushed up to call an ambulance, there is a third on the asphalt lying and shaking, and then as he screams "AAAAAAAAA!!And" it is still going on. This was even more frightened (according to his words, he was shaken), he thought and he also needed an ambulance. He leaves the picture: he runs after us and we disappear in turn in the asphalt, he is at the beginning in the aquarium, and then he came to him =)

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №14099
 31.01.2009
Funny...
I go for cigarettes, I think... The car is broken, the insurance company has covered a copper pelvis, the girl has gone, I have been reduced...
I bought not the ones that are usual, but twice as cheap, I open the package - the inscription on the foil: "Everything just begins"...

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14098
 31.01.2009
Kk to:
by K:
K is
K to:
"Admines, give comments, take the abyss to squeeze your quotes on quotes!"

Really give it! They are already fucking!

Yes to! Give it! Fuck to fuck!

Well really! It is time! People for!! to

The stones! The stones! The stones!

Please! Please!! to

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №14097
 31.01.2009
According to the law of wickedness, the desire to do something good usually coincides.

with a sharp attack of Lenny.

by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14096
 31.01.2009
About advertising.

There is, therefore, on television a cartoon advertisement of the famous - well, very

The famous! and gazed drink. There, like in a machine that sells

There are different kinds of beasts living there: some blind puppy.

Penguins in caps, swollen flying columns in glasses, fur balls with

One wicked bread in the whole essence (the dream of mine lovers). and all

It is fun, enjoyable and filled with your favorite drink. Tribe 5 years

I am confused at this show. Mother, struck thin pedagogical

A threatening moment:

“You’ll drink this bad c-k-u... you’ll become like them!”! to

The child trembled, instantly changed in the face and gave birth.

P.S Congratulations to the creators!

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