Good time of day. After which phrase of the interlocutor you immediately understand his / her level of knowledge about technology?
- 'I am a programmer, from 13 years old I write in html'

Yesterday I felt that the military needed its own special operating system.

A friend calls and complains that the computer downloaded and installed updates at night without his knowledge.
The Apocalypse Conversation:
I don’t like this self-reliance when it’s not by order!!!!! to

by V
In a line in the store, I heard a guy call the lubricant a leprecant.
Immediately introduced leprecon glossy slippery and smellful
The strawberries :)

The top of democracy is to recognize dictatorship.

In 1996, Yevgeny Lebedev was called by Mikhail Alexandrovich Ulyanov and that the Union of theatre figures and all the jury of the "Golden Mask" decided to award Yevgeny Lebedev the highest prize in the nomination "For honor and dignity". The only condition is that the nominee must be present at the award ceremony.
What number will the ceremony take place? I asked Lebedev.
“Thirty-first of March,” said Ulyanov, “come, we’re waiting for you.
"Unfortunately, I will not be able to," Lebedev refused, "this day I am performing at a charity concert dedicated to the memory of Strzelchik. I was listed on the poster.
There were many brilliant names in this poster. He performed with his famous orchestra. The stars of the Mariinsky Theatre. In principle, this concert could have taken place without Lebedev. It was a charitable concert. It was dedicated to the memory of the Comrade. People bought tickets, and the money went to the Monument to Strelchik.

Here they are real, honor and dignity.

Many Russian officials are transferred to domestic cars only when they are taken to the investigative isolator.

Found on one serious website on breeding pets:
Keeping rabbits at home is very easy. In the absence of free space, cages can be placed on an insulated balcony or lodge. In this case, you can hold 8-15 rabbits at the same time. And if there is a free room in the house, it can accommodate about 100-150 animals (depending on the size of the particular room).
O_O

Andrei: I have an outraged child here asking to give him the address of the chief administrator
Andrei: Can I send him the address of the court in The Hague?

[23:25:14] Akimura Hiragawa: clear
Sakuya-Mizuki: The killer of dialogue!
[23:25:48] Akimura Hiragawa:
Sakuya Mizuki: Double Kill!

Appreciation of hard work:
The foolish accountant:
Why do you think we only drink tea with biscuits all day? Try sitting 8 hours at the computer.
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Well, to hide now - thought of the woodworkers, miners, freezers.

The programmer. I can cut and polish granite. I don’t believe it, but the accountant is right.

I don’t want to be a politician, but that’s it.
and...
to this:
Ukrainian Interior Ministry: Musichko shot himself, and the House of Trade Unions burned those who burned in it.
Does anyone believe what the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine says?
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It’s also like Russia didn’t introduce its troops to Crimea... Does anyone believe what the Russian Foreign Ministry says?
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Dare to introduce what already exists? According to the agreement with Ukraine, Russia had the right to hold 25,000 (for stupid - twenty-five thousand) military personnel in Crimea. At the time of the start of the barrage, there were actually around 18'000 (eighteen thousand). For Crimea, such a crowd is quite enough, especially since it is never a spana, which now depicts the army of Ukraine, but sailors, aviators and marines.
Smoke manually.

I just understood what a pattern breakdown is.
The home calls. I raise the phone. The caller was a lady (D), by voice, of very old years.
See also: Allo
Halo, who are you?
I: No, who are you?
D is not you.
I dropped the phone o_o

I sit with a friend in a bar. They both split up with the girls.
About a month ago, in a few days.
Look, the girls are missing.
Mmm... And what are you proposing?
I (not thinking long): Well, go home – we will cry...
Furthermore, from laughter, we have never met anyone.)

Especially for you:
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to this:
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DeadMeN: how to survive if at speed 190 failed the brake, the car has an automatic box and rear drive, in front of the traffic jamming?
Crabbed: pulling the wheel on yourself
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It is strange that many do not know how to use the machine.
Blah many letters.
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This is all good and useful... but learn to understand the jokes already.
I will explain: the joke is not that there is nothing to do for braking on 190, here the analogy is used - the jet is pulled on, the jet is used in aircraft, the analogy - you drive on 190 - you build a pilot... moral - you do not need to ride at such a speed on our roads.
So that...

Cronstein's discussion for TV

Vitaly: The red price for him = 500 rubles / I don't understand why such money goes - because it's just iron / I do it myself and stronger and free!

Roman: What did you do? Not by Tom...

Vancouver: Has it been done?

Vanjuha: The easiest thing is to drill the holes in the shell. In the wall - anchor, in the TV - screws.

Anonymous: Good luck to you!

Kuzy111: What did you do?? to

slayer1981: It looks like a telic to death pressed)))

On the hub, comments to the post about the old "tetris" with very blurry photos:
-"As I realized, the photos were also taken on tetris"

to this:
to this:
I will add:

Amateurs will start, you at least copy the source entirely, or then you will understand where it started.

and Anastasia:
My cat sleeps on a cellophane on the floor.
As a bomb
Blindly
He has his bed.
The sofa
Two chairs
A huge bed.
The carpet fucking.
The Tables
Providers
Fuck was there!
He sleeps on a fucking cellophane like an orphan Marysia.

This is:

Stop posting your foolish programming-type joke here, such a good humorous site you are screaming!

All of. very very. is bad.
Cottage, shredder and admin

Q: Tell me, do you have a folder called "Remove"?
It is called the C disk and the D disk.