How my New Year holidays are.

At midnight, I sleep half a day.

It hurts me less.

The higher you hold your head, the more clearly the hair is visible in your nose.

meat_tits: 31 the day they decided to start repairing the heatway. They broke, removed a piece of the pipe, and now they have a weekend. Question: Where can I buy an anti-strengthening for nipples?

Aaa: Such frosts disappear... and neither the French nor the Germans... will have to freeze themselves.
Bbb: The French and the Germans are buying record amounts of gas, so there are benefits.

The human brain attracts zombies from a culinary point of view rather than in terms of their intended use, but I fully understand why many do not see that difference.

I am a lie simple.
You’re a fool too, but generally you’re not a bad person.
HH: thank you
WOW: No for what
I just thought to hang, no! Your words stopped me.
Do not hang, in the first it is a sin, in the second a lot of people will be glad, and you need it?

New Tale: AliExpress and 40 Customsmen

There is a forest nearby. In the summer - to feed mosquitoes, in the winter children from the hills to ride. There is always a drinking company sitting on the bench. At any time of year, in any weather, any day of the week, they sit and drink vodka. minus 20, plus 35 – always. You even feel some respect. And jealousy - how healthy people are, I would not be able to do so. I am going to ride with my kids today. The second day – 28. There is a familiar couple sitting on the bench. Sitting at -28 is already cool. but. The man drinks beer directly from a bottle. The Beer! In minus, I remember, twenty eight! His grandmother drinks some alcoholic cocktail from the Metal Bank. In addition, they will crawl away and quietly put the dishes on the bench. Then they crawl again. My grandmother doesn’t even speak to the bank.

I think these are some kind of alien monsters. Cyborgs with a failed program. Because even the Russians should not have that much health.

xxx: Eyeeh such frosts disappear... and neither the French nor the Germans... will have to freeze themselves)))

X: Joins the chat
Valar Morgulis is!
Valar Makarevich... Hule...
Z: And the boots are that fucking shameful...

xxx: what to do, she doesn't take in the mouth, I am on the verge of divorce
I love you, love you, not you.

N: It is possible to increase production without expanding capacity – sharply, but not for a long time.
N: A similar focus was made by the Germans in the 44m - there was a peak in the production of many types of machinery... due to the abandonment of the production of spare parts and other things that reduced the gross performance in pieces. The Führer was quite pleased, the Soviet staff too - the enemy in the losses of the Count "cause of breakdowns" sharply swelled. Only the German tankers, who dropped their tanks in packs because of the lack of spare parts, were not delighted.

Aaa: Earlier, you could have chastised your grandmother for being fucking on her head. There were times :(

BBB: And it could even have been burned before.

ccc: and even eat before

ddd: and even before pressing a false foot on the thorns and absorbing

Dear advertisers for mailboxes! If you want your advertisement to be read and not thrown into the garbage, make it from soft paper 95x120 mm, preferably two-layer!

I go to the metro. There are not so many people (which are worse). At the third station, a young man enters the wagon, in whose appearance I understand that he is traveling by personal transport, and in the subway... probably not at all. The young man is dressed in an elongated jacket, on the cravate is an inexpensive blade. Lacked portfolio and - attention - truss. He has long light hair, laying back, light-blue eyes and a very hollow look. It reminded me of someone. The car collapsed or the driver became ill.
As I think about where I could see this creature, I notice in front of two girls of 20 years - bags, icons, Slyzerin's colour shell and other entourage that pushed me to some thoughts about what they are judging, looking at this individual. Meanwhile, the creature, rattling, wipes out with a cloth of instructions and takes it with two fingers. One of the girls, trying to maintain seriousness, stands up and gives the phrase:
“Let me give you a place, Mr. Malfoy.
The guys, he sat down! Prior to this, the girl looked at her and shrugged briefly.

Moscow, by my side a guy rushed by on a bicycle, on the wheel he hanged a bag with several portions of ice cream. 30 normal flight

Moscow at 30. The heating system does not exit, so it is wildly cold in the room. My friend had a red nose.
I: Can I call you Rudolph now?
Q: No
I : Why?
It was first called Hitler.
I did not hear any further reasons because I fell under the table.

Once I wrote well about astronauts.I wrote that the profession of a cosmonaut has become a routine.What nobody remembers the list of cosmonauts, few people dream of becoming cosmonauts.All won, as you know, lawyers and dentists.And Bill Gates with his billions simply, like D&G, introduced a new ideal of man.Instead of an athletic cosmonaut-dumb ory, system administrator.So they, the remaining cosmonauts, decided to reward me.
What is it?I asked with horror.
“This is a titanium splash,” the cosmonauts shouted joyfully, “Take it to memory!
I understood that the moment of my shame had come.Only the Guinness Book of Records could pick up this piece.
Take it, take it! – amused the hallI was like in a half-sleep, approached the prize and stressed, knocked it.And then an incredible thing happened.The prize jumped into my hands, like a toy.She weighed almost nothing.It turned out that it was a brand gift of space steel craftsmen.It is a bunch of frozen titanium, fantastically light metal.Only then, when you play such a joke, you understand why space ships still take off at their monstrous sizes.

Love is measured in kilometers.
You just came here again.
No, we started out at the time of the preparation (separate story) for the ND. Before the battle of the curants there was a wild quarrel. But then they all ate, were drunk, and stopped fighting. A few more days were relatively quiet (as far as this applies to my family in general) and this morning I was almost killed.
Stupid question, but for what?
-this is a circus on the exit:I go to the kitchen in the morning,mama makes dishes.and surprisingly kindly offers to have breakfast.knowing mom-was to run immediately.but salads magically disconnect vigilance.I open the closet to take a plate..and he shoots me with a plate!I barely jumped away managed.seemingly someone wrongly pushed her,and the door did not let her fall.this infection manages to break the salad and falls to the floor.I in the shower scrape from my feet a scrapnel, and mom shouts up the roof.short, the enemy of the people and the agriculture has been harmed: it was necessary to catch, and in general, according to the version of moms, Korea I opened the closet and started

You are not cold, right?
YYY: in Tambo for the time being
ZZZ: In the norm
ttt: in Tychoretska by kajuf
Zzz: Chat guys from Moscow suspiciously silent
uuu: What if you have all the norms, and we have 28? and :)