A man is on a bus to work. He stands, so dumb, and thinks:

Life is shit, wife is a deer, people are usurpatory demons.

Behind it stands an angel with a notebook and writes: "Life is shit, wife is straw,

People are shit... How strange, the same again. No matter what, once

You have to do it ".

Krasnoyarsk
What are you training?
HHH
The Brain
HHH
Fighting Chess
Krasnoyarsk
? to
Krasnoyarsk
What? in real?
HHH
Handshake
Krasnoyarsk
You know how to fight well!? to
Krasnoyarsk
You will, if you protect me.
HHH
From whom?
Krasnoyarsk
of all enemies.
HHH
Crocodiles do not have natural enemies in nature.

>>>The square after the beer told: They buckled in Serpukhov with Trina. And they themselves live in Protvino, you need to go on the first bus in the morning (as they had a separate story there), they were bushy while waiting for him almost frozen to death and when they sat in the bus they cut out salty. They come to the place, they are awakened, and with Troy trouble - no sleeper is any worse. They were pinning, lily with water, all the waves already, a hurricane was driving. Eventually, with the driver decided to take him out, pulled put on the snow, he immediately opens his eyes "and, what is our?" jumps up, runs into the bus falls on the seat and cut off.

by Blink747
What does my beloved girlfriend do?

PartyGirl*
I paint my nails, I sit in bigodes and I listen to Sergey Zverev

PartyGirl*
Am I still your favorite girlfriend? and. and. and.

and the dragon:
I have a girl acquaintance. She is 5 years. Yesterday I composed the song :))))) I hanged my clothes, and she:

"Dasha weighed underwear, weighed weighed, weighed weighed...weighed weighed we welcome new year")))))

Mr Guff<Take a Baby> ‎(5:21):
Inscription at the entrance
Mr Guff<Take the Baby> ‎(5:22):
"Close the door
It is cold (cold)
It is hot (shut down)
Duet (Closed out)
Fuck it!and "

4569xxxxx: You have been added
4569xxxxxxx: Hello! Can you meet your regular friends? It is Marina!
YYY: What is it?
The Morning!I just ask. How old are you?
YYY: 21
The Morning!It is clear! I am 16 and I will be 17 years old. Does she have a boyfriend?
YYY: You are carrying...
YYY: Where did you get my number?
The Morning!I did not understand? Is there an internet site? Not being acquainted?
YYY: where is the interest of ASIA????????????????????What kind of acquaintances?
The Morning!With you! You are careful. List, and then the city name Nick years and any. I cannot get to know you.
YYY: Do you know Russian?
The Morning!Yes of course. And you?
YYY: Again in essence...
YYY: How old are you?
The Morning!16 years old, will I be 17 years old?
YYY: Who will you be?
The Morning!: Which?
YYYY is fucking.

PS: A girl from Chelyabinsk. There are not only men who are harsh...

Quote templates for Bash:
1st
He>Gone naked, the fool is dumb
What>
He>s quite wrong :-[

1.1 is
Ohhhhhh I am gay
Oh well. I too
Ohhhhhh The fucking mistake.
Ohhhhhh?? to
Oh fucking fucking. and [

2nd
Today we have a boy one said loudly "Kakaška". They were all in kindergarten.

Three
Ohhhhhh I saw in the urn near the body a package of Gandons.
Oh well. This is a tough session :(

If your quote fits under one of these templates - you are a painter and burn you in hell!

Talk to a 17-year-old blonde
She: Listen, I don’t understand what the university is and how it differs from the institute.
I: well...how to say, university and institute, is like the Netherlands and the Netherlands, the name is different and the same.
Is there a lot of grass in the university and in the institute?
I am :o
The Curtain

Riding skies, took the rights with him so that in the car not to leave and lost somewhere. I went to Gaia with an explanation. I write: "I was riding skies - lost the rights."
To what the haishchniker answers me: that the skiing rights are not needed!! to

by
Unprecedented crime in Bashkortostan
Using a client keyboard and service code, the criminals set their own exchange rate for the US currency in the ATM, raising it to 1500 rubles. Shiping one banknote into the ATM, they exchanged $800 for 1.2 million rubles.

Another question is, where did they find out the service code? Such a suspicion that the IT department of the bank will be subjected to thermorectal cryptology.

— — —
What is QWERTY-QWERTY?

Quote from a yoga forum:
Hi, I want to address the experts in the field of yoga and in particular meditation. I have been doing it for a long time and it has helped me very much "". With her help, I was able to significantly increase the range of my voice, change the color of my eyes, increase magnetism, and this ‘exclusive’ state.
But after my first schizophrenia attack in my life, I lost that opportunity. Can it be returned, or is it irreversible? andquot;

The Boss:
All employees in our department are prospective. Some of the prospects are not intense...

The Basman court of Moscow on January 28 authorized the temporary arrest of the founder and former co-owner of the company "Euroset" Yevgeny Chichvarkin.

The man who bought dollars. Do you have a new mobile phone?

The second home can be considered the place where you do not hesitate to sit on the toilet.

I seem to understand. Hyunyu on Bash will post the boss, so that we are not distracted and work!

During the discussion about the government of Ukraine:

We have a government made up of goblins after plastic, and we know enough to remind us of this.
Don’t worry, we’ve got enough goblins too.)
xxxh: you goblins are commanded by 2 harsh orcs (there is no such expedition) *envy*

My friend wanted to work in the furniture department. The department is engaged in placing disassembled furniture in boxes. And, you won’t believe, as an exam he was offered to play Tetris!!! to

It turns out that women constantly demand something: in life "discover something", in sex "discover something", call, tell, have fun. What is left of them? Going to the shops and again generously encouraging men with a promised intermediate? Not an equal exchange. Something I will not remember in the spirit of blackmail "Dear, if you delight me with a full-fledged dinner, oriental dance and Thai massage, then in reward you will be able to squeeze my cock"...and from women, even in a more swallowed form, I have heard such persecution more than once.
XXX is HAM!!! to

Listen, tell me what a woman’s ass feels like?? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
A minute later...
Listen, I was upset, I didn’t think the girls had hair too.
YYY : OO