Andrei
Japanese prostitutes from Hong Kong (Hong Kong) offered their clients an unusual but very expensive way of sex. The so-called champagne girls (Sampan) are overwhelmed from the boat with their heads in the water. Then the client enters the girl from behind. When a girl begins to get stuck, there are spasms in her vagina, which are especially appreciated by experts. Before the prostitute finally loses consciousness, she is pulled out of the water, and the whole process begins again.

Igor
Ipanushka

Andrei
Well! I was not offered that :)

Igor
GagaGaga
On which side? and :)

Today I saw in a confectionery store a price "Drying Marmelades "Sudden". for a long time, remembered that in one marmelade three tastes - that's what it's about!

I found on the forum... In short – two guys agreed to meet:

I: Hello, Vitalik, I came out of the subway.
Q: Do you see the monument in front of you?
I : Yes.
Do you see the parking lot in front of him?
I : Yes.
G is big.
I: Yes I am healthy.
Q: Yeah, do you see the Rostrix?
I : Yes.
Do you see El Patio?
I : Yes.
Q: Do you see the big prospect on the right?
The fucking, yes!
H: So you didn’t go there.
I am fucking...

Question to Fyodor Emelianenko:

Hi Fedor! Have you ever fought on the street with hooligans, or defended someone from offenders?

Fedor: Thank God, I did not have to fight, the last time I fought before the army. And to protect also no one had to, with me somehow do not fight and no one is offended.

Memories of the Turbine:

Lana00: For the fact that she killed my boys, when she was swimming naked again, she hid her clothes.
Lana00: And the guys called to the shore
Lana00: So this infection came out naked, refused to put on the jacket and so quietly went through the entire base to the house and even on the way to smoke shot.
Lana00: In fact, I was lame. The next day, all the guys were her.

Telephone call from the city...

and hello. Listen, you can help me...
Go later, I’m not home now.
Oh well okay. So far.

And only by putting on the phone I realized how strictly I was deceived...

AMXM: And at that moment, the iCar will come out!
Grox: It will be very beautiful and only drive straight. And the apples lovers will talk - and we don't need to curl :)
Abelt: But he will not stop at all! :P

Emos-in-Kedach: Hello to everyone
Em4ik-v-SlipaX: PRIF =*
Emochka_just_God: Privet ^^
*Pepper_in_pepper joined to [TearSS] chanel.
Tagged with: zigzag!
Em4ik-v-SlipaX: o_O
Emo-in-Kedakh / = O
Damn, this is not the channel.
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.

The real Scottish doesn’t run for every shirt, he has it!

I make a turnik at my site: capital, with supports, so that I don't get messed up.
The neighbor’s children pass by: “Are you doing a bowl?“”
I think it’s an idea, it can be used.
The neighbor goes, stops, says - "Well, it is a very necessary thing to beat the carpets out, or I am all suffering..."
I have a good idea for myself, too.
The second neighbor goes, stopped, "Here is a real man, thinking of his wife, immediately makes a rope stand to dry the underwear, and you will not question me!"
Here I stand, I wait, who else will say something clever...

15% of excellences received by the results of the EGE in the MSU. Lomonosov, could not decipher the name of the universe.

People had nothing to do before.
They fought, they invented.

George: Yesterday, the wife is happy as usual - I saw such a jacket here, 150 thousand is worth, but so cool, let's buy it in winter? I say, let’s get half the price by winter, I’ll add the second and buy it.
George: In short, yesterday in the morning brought his professional housewife to the installation site, showed how to paddle.
No to Tom!! to
George: In the evening we go home - she is unusually pale, her eyes are tired. But he does not complain. And here I say the epic phrase: You are a good guy today, 0.6 norms did. I earned 680 rubles. There are still 109 shifts and just until November your coat.
George: Generally speaking, the coat is no longer so much and needed.)))
Listen, take my for a couple of days to work, right?

Spam came about some other online earnings. Beginning of the letter:
The sensation! Read to everyone!
Turn your life 360 degrees!! to
Detailed information for everyone!! to

I didn’t even resist and answered them. xd

Did you know that today is No Smoking Day?
YYYYY: Yes We have already drank for that.

I bought my brother a toy set "War in the Jungle". He was named "The Young Drug Baron". The set includes: a border post, six smoked and stray men, a plane, a truck, a bunch of heroin bags, a sword, a binoculars, three leaves of hemp and a green dog.

Garlic
I have recently been told that I have a mania of greatness.)
Garlic
So tell me, Tycoon, can God have a mania of greatness?

Blake: In the institute the server lost)) physically can not find it))) and he pins... :)

My uncle told me.
His name was Leonid Grigoryevich Spartakov. He never understood why among the students he was called “King Leonid.”
Once I showed him the movie "300 Spartans"))

Now that in the classroom he says "This is Sparta!" all students really start to be afraid of him)))

Taken from a local forum, from a discussion about cats in the motor compartment of the car:

“My dad had another funny situation.
He arrives in the morning with a car on three wheels. Someone pulled the wheel at night. Dad took his bags and went to work. He left the house the next morning and couldn’t believe his eyes. The car again on 4 wheels)))) He thought or the thief's conscience tortured.Or what most likely someone from the local took for a while. Then he bought it and returned, but the mystery has not been solved.