I was in the store today. One guy has a phone call and here is a conversation: Hi dear, okay. How is pregnant? What are you whipping? I told you to take the pills!! I told you to buy Ganoderma!!! I am 19 years old and you decided to ruin my life!!! You are a bit of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!! I will come and make an abortion for you!!! What is April 1st? Go to GTA!

by 2Ksu:
Chew, forgive me! I acted like the last shit, and I understand that I deserved total ignorance. But in these two weeks I understood and changed a lot. I can’t live without you and every day in ignorance deprives my life of meaning. I know you are reading the abyss in the evening and so I am writing this now standing on my knees under your window with blue curtains pouring out tears of repentance. Please forgive me and come back. I love you and can’t live without you!

The largest black hole is in the state pocket.

Vasily Lukash

Talk about military charges.

Medical students after 4 courses (Almaty State Institute - AGMI)

Military gatherings in Sarasota. The time of action is the USSR. Mostly

Students have been serviced for a long time. After the battle, it is dark in the barracks.

They talk, tell anecdotes and so on. I think that students,

No one is standing in the cave). Flying into the Cascade

The drunken man is captured from the military department and begins to scream:

- My name is Colonel Epatko, I replace one letter and I get it.

Fuck you!! I will be all of you!! After the “Outbite” command, the entire company must

Go to Sleep!! (And another minute is in the same style.)

He answered out of the darkness:

You go to...!!! to



The Lieutenant Colonel is in shock... He turns and silently goes out. In the morning of

In the morning inspection, this fool from the building built the whole company and every

I made him repeat in his face, “Let you go on...i!!!” Hotel by Voice

Find out who sent it.



And for a long time over the crying in the fresh morning air was loud.

“Let me go to...i!!!”



by PS. No one was identified by Colonel Detective.

The Armenian Radio:

Why are so many people willing to fight luxury, drugs, and

Pornography, and so little – with poverty and sickness?

- And you think and compare what trophies the winner gets in one and

In another case!

Who’s the first page of Basha’s brain broken?
Put a mandarin!! to

After so many accurate quotes on the rules of the Russian language (by the way, Rosenthal is incomprehensible to everyone - the author of the reference book on spelling), it is worth waiting in newspapers and magazines for these rules instead of the anecdotes that will be posted there spinning from the basha.

Dracula
How will I be called a promotion?

by Kirill_x`core
Mega Super Puppy Programming

by Kirill_x`core
In principle, as you want.

by Kirill_x`core
Is this what you want?

Dracula
The King and God

by Kirill_x`core
It may not go away, the general may abdicate.)

Dracula
Then the king of the epochs.)

comment on the photo, where 3 girls are depicted: a fox, a fox, a puppy.
The correspondence.
XHHH: Nadja understands who. Who is the fool and the fool?
Tagged with: Naja Naja. The Intercourse. Sunset is Sunset.

(The prophotos discuss the naked photographs of John Lennon and Yoko Ono)
1st :
And who is this vapper?
How these pictures annoy me.

2nd :

He is the leader of a little-known group. And his chick.

<111> 222, 333, 444, 555, 666, who of you in iron thinks?
<333> in apples a lot of iron

I went home tonight, a drunk man was sitting at the neighboring entrance, and he said to me, “Girl, you won’t have fireworks?”

Ilya
Testing
You see me?
Dick
You know, why are you naked?

The day is over)
It gives everyone a task for a reference... and here comes the turn to me... it calls the topic and the story... try not to find it anywhere... I have invented it myself.

The Fire:
It is hot ?
The Fire:
through the activation point through the innet I went to Yandex, found a crack, downloaded, launched through the download window and activated, so Microsoft hasn't been hacked yet

Today, the universe of computer science is burning.
So we sit and write a lecture, and he starts to speed up!! Failure is understandable. And then the phrase: "So guys - write the Ctrl+Shift+Enter" and then press Ctrl with one hand, Shift with the other hand, and Enter with the third hand"
Everyone is joking.)

aa: I have a cat sick ((( in the veterinarian was tackled, eardrum, now I put three injections a day and my ears, my husband calls me a Gestapo))
BB: Why is it?! to
aa: says that I have an abnormal glow in the eyes of a kade I am following a cat around the apartment with a syringe with screams "hold him, he will tell us everything!and "

News on mail.ru: "The soloist of the group «Tokyo Hotel» may remain without a voice"

We pray brothers.

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by PiK-PEN And then??? ???? ? to

All the greatest, hardest and most tragic decisions were made alone.

the most cowardly and ugly by means of democratic procedures.