by Irwin:
The court of the Dolghansky district satisfied the petition of the heads of rural settlements of the district to postpone the execution of the court’s March decision on the cleaning of streets from snow until May. In March of this year, the prosecutor of the Dolgotsky district appealed to the court with a demand to the heads of rural settlements and the administration of the Dolgotsky settlement to clean the streets of the snow. And in April, the heads asked the court to postpone the execution of the decision until May. The snow melted on its own. Eventually, the officers were convinced that the court decision was executed. And without the efforts of the local authorities, - told "PR" in the press service of the UFSSP in the Orlovsk region. Valentina Soboleva “Spaces of Russia”

Drugs destroy the cellular connection in the head. The school narcissist.
Yes, but they do it funny! The Seven Classes.

The Female Logic:
My wife and I went to a vegetable/fruit store.
Choose what apples you want.
I am the green.
She will order various vegetables, fruits and, among other things, ask for a kilogram of red apples. On the question – Nafiga asked what I wanted, the answer:
You have chosen. I didn’t say I would buy what you chose.
I cried...

Beast_Monster: We’re going to get into the scraps, I’m sponsoring.
Pussy: Has something happened?! to
Beast_Monster: That fucking happened to fuck!
by Puzo :?? to
Beast_Monster: We went with Anybody, and here somebody catches us and Liebke's ass with a handshell. I somehow did not think at all, not considering who was there, on a pure reflection smelt with the right on the pink. By the way, it came out from a very good scale and went extremely well! Result: minus 2 (two) teeth and knock out 7 (seven) minutes. It turned out to be her father. You see he jokes like that. Who knew...

Do you want to love and be loved? Start with yourself, the others will get up.

As it turned out during the judicial investigation in the case of anarchists, which is now taking place in the court of the Zavodsky district, a shameful curieze occurred. As it turns out, a video of anarchist action
It is impossible to see the General Staff. Some clever man of the investigators or prosecutors... broke the disk with a hole to fit the case.

Do you watch all these culinary shows? You even
Do you know how to cook?! to
Are you watching porn?

Froll-2007: News reports: "British Prince William and his young wife Catherine Middleton have become parents. They adopted a newborn penguin from a British zoo.
After X years: "The Penguin inherits the imperial throne of Britain".

Next to the door in the entrance, someone decided to write "your nick" and proudly scratched [DEBIL] then scratched "B" and on top wrote "V" although I think before the correction was more correct.

[Mut]: I am looking for a girl with a rich inner world and with untouched doors to this world.

I dreamed of sex with the boss. I liked it. I go to work, he blows me. As if you know...

Marilyn Manson wants to add you to friends.
Azura667: Aaaah! I have been waiting for this moment all my life!! and 😉

The seller at McDonald’s has a complicated tattoo in Latin. I ask: "Young man, and what is written on you?"- "It is written here: I HATE FAST FOOD!!and "

35mm site, movie description "Another year":
"A year from the life of a married couple. Tom and Jerry have been married for many years.
I could not read further.)

Talk to a gay friend.
He: Fuck, why am I always in love with naturalists? I have the feeling that every time I meet a good, beautiful, cute guy he seems to be heterosexual.
I: I have the opposite. Looks like a normal guy, no - a crumbling. Around the Paddle (

XXX: What is right: the Tvork or the Creator?? to
YYY: Strike at O
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This is Sasha. It is the standard of male directness.

and Sasha:
Are you busy?
and Sasha:
I'll fuck you, I'll ask you tomorrow.

from ZH
oxxxel: Why do the doors in the bank store make round?
larissablog : What would be round amounts=)

Vovan: I called a friend yesterday - he was in the pyramid over a lady, which is a type of administrator. He brings two boxes to local sitadmines. What is it in the box? It needs to be handed over to the systems! She – what is there? He is 30 kg of hexagen and 20 kg of trothyl. She writes 30 kg of hexagen and 20 trots. The guard stands and runs next to him. A week later, a friend went over there again for the crownstones for the monks. It’s what’s in the box. It is a crown for monkeys. She is from where. He is from Fukushima. Is this a shop? Directly from Japan.

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