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[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64973
 31.05.2012
You can endlessly watch the T-800 burn and the T-1000 flow!

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64972
 31.05.2012
I was on the metro today. A stewardess entered the car at one of the stations. This is in the form of the airline logo.
The train was hard on the road, people barely got in. The man who stood next to her:
Girl, tell the pilot that no one has ever taken off from underground.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64971
 31.05.2012
Engineer: What a fun was the microwave outside the window. Once there was a thunder. He shrugged so hard, thoroughly.
Engineer: Immediately it rained like a cage and it ended. And the sun shines. Minutes did not pass.
Engineer: It was as if God had torn the toilet pen with all his strength, and together with the tank, the door was broken out and flew out into the corridor.
Blaspheme to the c.
Engineer: And sitting on the floor smiles among the pieces of ceramics and with the pen cut off in his hand.

[ + 17 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64970
 31.05.2012
The Sonim Land-Rover

"Alibi" function (during the conversation you can include the background: on a motorcycle, in a restaurant, at a concert, in a bar, etc.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64969
 31.05.2012
xxxh: learned and a lot of time did not go on the internet and did not walk. Here I went out on the street to walk. And I saw these very ones, who were wearing hats 228. only I had my eyes on my studies and returned home with the full confidence that the hat was 988. and all the way home I thought, and here is the year of the baptism of Russia.
WOW: Fear 988, if you offer sacrifices to pagan gods :D

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64968
 31.05.2012
I opened our eyes to the courier.
2nd?
He thought that all this shit on the streets was from the Oduanchiks.
2: and
2: So I was in childhood

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64967
 31.05.2012
Do you know how to make plastic carrot? I quote: "Blind the ball, scroll it into the oval and give it the shape of a cone."" This is in a book for children four to five years old. % of

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64966
 31.05.2012
I suggest changing the name. Speech in Control Panel

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №64965
 31.05.2012
Discussion of the Chinese automotive industry at Drom-e

- they have one advantage - it is no fake spare parts from other countries, only original ones!

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64964
 31.05.2012
Before the start of the session:
Referrals to be submitted on paper in A4 format. Distances - 1 cm to the right, 1.5 cm to the left, 2 cm from the bottom. See above 2. The font is Times New Roman 14. Definitely from the hand!! I would have known that I wrote at least myself, not stupidly jumped.
How to fuck how?!? My brain is.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №64963
 31.05.2012
What are you doing?
I am not preparing for the session.
They are)
That is the idea I have in my head right now.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64962
 31.05.2012
A friend who wants to lose weight:
and XXX:
The trans!
I have been running myself in the morning for two months.

Well, I think the shares will write: "and I’m just getting fat!", but...
and XXX:
It was for the first time today.)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64961
 31.05.2012
Stasyara: Is there a direct correlation between the call of the raised babble and the attitude of the girls toward this personality?
Gmill: Sound your ZP and regularity of sex, then you can build a correlation
Stasyara: ~130tr/month, last year regularity == 0
Gmill: Hm When I was a student and Nihua did not earn, I had more sex. So the dependency is reverse proportional)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №64960
 31.05.2012
A4 sheet - the world leader in the market of mouse carpets

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64959
 31.05.2012
And then the wife gives out a iron concrete argument, after which the discussion is over, and leaves, and I remain nervous to do the package:"Yes, fuck your logic!"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64958
 31.05.2012
Natasha: Then the answer is one – you are from an intelligent family.
techsupport: even from the hill, I would say

[ + 47 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64957
 31.05.2012
I made chicken wings for dinner. Eat with a guy. A few hours later, I lay down on the couch. The guy attached his ear to my stomach, and suddenly there was a whistle in my stomach.
I hear dead chickens.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64956
 31.05.2012
You have one number wrong.
Parvassimus: So I wrote for memory. 9 out of 10 is not a bad result.
Amora: this is in the lottery 9 out of 10 - a good result, and in passport data - it is an epic file.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64955
 30.05.2012
Not everyone is educated as well as me.
Some have to beat.

by Goblin

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64954
 30.05.2012
xxx: also yesterday came this "commovoyager from Poland". I didn’t understand his Russian or his accent. I realized only one thing, the Beha 5 came to me! With German numbers and a guy in a suit tried to squeeze my dishes.
YYY: Was the man with his ass?
Oh, how do you know, I’ve also robbed you!
Zzzz : Aaaah! The Germans are attacking with dishes!! to

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